wish me luck
also ITT stuff to start conversations/ pickup lines navi;
gl
"hey ladies can i sniff your used tampons"
aw damn someone had a really good pickup line.
"can i fuck you in the ass"
go up to a girl
and just be like
"you know, i've never met someone as beautiful as you"
she'll love you, guarunteed.
unless you're REALLY UGLY AND CREEPY.
if not that's like the sweetest thing eeeevvveeer, especially in front of her friends.
or some guy came up to me once and said "you have ocd, outrageously cute disorder"
and i was like "awhh"
and gave him my number :)
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:00:56 PM
or some guy came up to me once and said "you have ocd, outrageously cute disorder"
and i was like "awhh"
and gave him my number :)
Damn, you're easy.
Quote from: Thief888 on August 13, 2007, 06:04:51 PM
Damn, you're easy.
what am i suppose to do? break the poor kids ego?
i'm not THAT mean.
god.
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:05:38 PM
what am i suppose to do? break the poor kids ego?
i'm not THAT mean.
god.
Uh, just be like "Thanks."
you don't need to give your number to every person that says a unoriginal pickup line to you psyduck;
"hey, you're pretty cute. i would gladly rape and murder you."
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:05:38 PM
what am i suppose to do? break the poor kids ego?
i'm not THAT mean.
god.
You know, you have a case of OCD. Outrageously Cute Disorder. wub;
CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER NOW?
prettygril
you have a case of adhd
amazingly damn hot disorder
number now magician;
prettygirl
you have a case of down syndrome
mental retardation
number now motherbrain;
Quote from: Thief888 on August 13, 2007, 06:08:14 PM
You know, you have a case of OCD. Outrageously Cute Disorder. wub;
CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER NOW?
i would give it to you, but then houdini might get it.
lawlz, jmv and milad have it.
"Come with me or I murder your family." :|
Quote from: V on August 13, 2007, 06:26:32 PM
"Come with me or I murder your family." :|
good one!
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:25:36 PM
i would give it to you, but then houdini might get it.
tee hee
Quote from: V on August 13, 2007, 06:27:37 PM
Would it work on you? wub;
nope.
but i do love a clever boy.
Ask her if she wants to put your finger in my butt hole and add an "If you know what I mean" in there. caterpie;
ay bay bay
And ask her whats her Starcraft handle caterpie;
Quote from: V on August 13, 2007, 06:36:58 PM
what i tell you bout saying that. :|
stfu nigr :|
Quote from: reefer on August 13, 2007, 06:35:59 PM
And ask her whats her Starcraft handle caterpie;
This one r winner. I jsut got back, there were not any booty there so I just watched Munich in the movie theatre alone instead edumacate;
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 07:59:28 PM
This one r winner. I jsut got back, there were not any booty there so I just watched Munich in the movie theatre alone instead edumacate;
i actually feel bad for you.
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 08:01:39 PM
i actually feel bad for you.
there was some decent chicks in the lobby on a laptop but i wasnt sure how to approch them on a laptop
"HAY U WANT TO SEE SOME HOT DONKEY PORN?"
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 08:03:47 PM
there was some decent chicks in the lobby on a laptop but i wasnt sure how to approch them on a laptop
"HAY U WANT TO SEE SOME HOT DONKEY PORN?"
GOOOOOD ONE!
ALL GIRLS WANT HOT DONKY PORN. thumbup;
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 08:04:59 PM
GOOOOOD ONE!
ALL GIRLS WANT HOT DONKY PORN. thumbup;
SERIOSLY?
ILL GO C IF THEY R STILL THER
they were not there
there was n asian guy in there place. i think he ate them. dammmm u argh;
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 08:15:11 PM
they were not there
there was n asian guy in there place. i think he ate them. dammmm u argh;
that sucks