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Title: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 05:52:14 PM
wish me luck

also ITT stuff to start conversations/ pickup lines  navi;
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: Reverse Psychology on August 13, 2007, 05:52:39 PM
gl
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: Houdini on August 13, 2007, 05:54:59 PM
"hey ladies can i sniff your used tampons"
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: anus on August 13, 2007, 05:58:25 PM
aw damn someone had a really good pickup line.


"can i fuck you in the ass"
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:00:56 PM
go up to a girl
and just be like

"you know, i've never met someone as beautiful as you"

she'll love you, guarunteed.

unless you're REALLY UGLY AND CREEPY.
if not that's like the sweetest thing eeeevvveeer, especially in front of her friends.

or some guy came up to me once and said "you have ocd, outrageously cute disorder"
and i was like "awhh"
and gave him my number :)
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: Placebo Headwound on August 13, 2007, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:00:56 PM
or some guy came up to me once and said "you have ocd, outrageously cute disorder"
and i was like "awhh"
and gave him my number :)
Damn, you're easy.
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:05:38 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on August 13, 2007, 06:04:51 PM
Damn, you're easy.



what am i suppose to do? break the poor kids ego?

i'm not THAT mean.
god.
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: anus on August 13, 2007, 06:06:30 PM
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:05:38 PM

what am i suppose to do? break the poor kids ego?

i'm not THAT mean.
god.

Uh, just be like "Thanks."

you don't need to give your number to every person that says a unoriginal pickup line to you  psyduck;
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: Houdini on August 13, 2007, 06:07:32 PM
"hey, you're pretty cute. i would gladly rape and murder you."
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: Placebo Headwound on August 13, 2007, 06:08:14 PM
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:05:38 PM

what am i suppose to do? break the poor kids ego?

i'm not THAT mean.
god.
You know, you have a case of OCD. Outrageously Cute Disorder. wub;

CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER NOW?
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: anus on August 13, 2007, 06:09:11 PM
prettygril

you have a case of adhd

amazingly damn hot disorder

number now magician;
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: Houdini on August 13, 2007, 06:11:30 PM
prettygirl

you have a case of down syndrome

mental retardation

number now  motherbrain;
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:25:36 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on August 13, 2007, 06:08:14 PM
You know, you have a case of OCD. Outrageously Cute Disorder. wub;

CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER NOW?


i would give it to you, but then houdini might get it.

lawlz, jmv and milad have it.
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: V on August 13, 2007, 06:26:32 PM
"Come with me or I murder your family." :|
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:27:12 PM
Quote from: V on August 13, 2007, 06:26:32 PM
"Come with me or I murder your family." :|


good one!
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: V on August 13, 2007, 06:27:37 PM
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:27:12 PM
good one!


Would it work on you?  wub;
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: Houdini on August 13, 2007, 06:29:44 PM
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:25:36 PM
i would give it to you, but then houdini might get it.
tee hee
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 06:30:13 PM
Quote from: V on August 13, 2007, 06:27:37 PM
Would it work on you?  wub;


nope.


but i do love a clever boy.
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: The artist formally known on August 13, 2007, 06:34:34 PM
Ask her if she wants to put your finger in my butt hole and add an "If you know what I mean" in there.  caterpie;
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 13, 2007, 06:35:28 PM
ay bay bay
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: The artist formally known on August 13, 2007, 06:35:59 PM
And ask her whats her Starcraft handle  caterpie;
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: V on August 13, 2007, 06:36:58 PM
Quote from: McLovin on August 13, 2007, 06:35:28 PM
ay bay bay


what i tell you bout saying that. :|
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 13, 2007, 06:37:23 PM
Quote from: V on August 13, 2007, 06:36:58 PM
what i tell you bout saying that. :|
stfu nigr :|
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 07:59:28 PM
Quote from: reefer on August 13, 2007, 06:35:59 PM
And ask her whats her Starcraft handle  caterpie;


This one r winner. I jsut got back, there were not any booty there so I just watched Munich in the movie theatre alone instead  edumacate;
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 08:01:39 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 07:59:28 PM
This one r winner. I jsut got back, there were not any booty there so I just watched Munich in the movie theatre alone instead  edumacate;


i actually feel bad for you.
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 08:03:47 PM
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 08:01:39 PM
i actually feel bad for you.


there was some decent chicks in the lobby on a laptop but i wasnt sure how to approch them on a laptop

"HAY U WANT TO SEE SOME HOT DONKEY PORN?"
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 08:04:59 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 08:03:47 PM
there was some decent chicks in the lobby on a laptop but i wasnt sure how to approch them on a laptop

"HAY U WANT TO SEE SOME HOT DONKEY PORN?"


GOOOOOD ONE!
ALL GIRLS WANT HOT DONKY PORN. thumbup;
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 08:06:36 PM
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 08:04:59 PM
GOOOOOD ONE!
ALL GIRLS WANT HOT DONKY PORN. thumbup;


SERIOSLY? 

ILL GO C IF THEY R STILL THER
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 08:07:16 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 08:06:36 PM
SERIOSLY? 

ILL GO C IF THEY R STILL THER


GO! GO! GO!
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 08:15:11 PM
they were not there

there was n asian guy in there place. i think he ate them. dammmm u  argh;
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 08:15:11 PM
they were not there

there was n asian guy in there place. i think he ate them. dammmm u  argh;


that sucks
Title: Re: gonna go hit on pool females
Post by: C.Mongler on August 13, 2007, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: prettygirl on August 13, 2007, 08:16:39 PM
that sucks


no u caterpie;