[spoiler=A brief history of chocolate]Two nights ago I was asleep !! At my apartment door, I am awakened by a scraping !! I cautiously get out of bed and look through the peep hole, but all I can see is red !! Too tired to care, I walked over to the couch and fell back, IN POG FORM !! asleep !!
The next morning I got up, on my way to my car I met an old woman who I generally avoided because she stank !! She approached me and asked if I had been awoken, I told her yes and she said "You haven't lived hear long, have you?", I said "no", she said "Every June, around this time, The Flummox makes its rounds !! !! !! !! If he can find a way into your apartment, he will Flummox you right out of your skin !! He likes skins !! He wears them to appear normal in public !!"
I got scared and went back, IN POG FORM !! inside and went to sleep !! I awoke at about 12:30am with the same scraping, this time at my bedroom window !! I peeked out my window and I saw it !! Terrible and writhing, like a baby without flesh or bone !! It squirmed and rubbed it's fleshy girth all over my window !!
Too my horror, I also realized that the red I had seen through my peep hole was actually the creatures eye !! !! !! !! which BLOODSHOT RED !! I ran to my closet and shut myself in, I awoke 5 hours ago and decided I should post this before it flummoxes me too !! It's out there !! I looked outside earlier, the police were there carrying the corpse of the old woman, she too had been flummoxed !!
I know this will get few responses !! I have pictures, but I don't know if I should post them !! They are very graphic and I do not want to get made fun of !! The Flummox killed my father when I was 11, and now it has come for me !!
Well, I managed to survive last night !! !! !! !! So I went to the local library to see what I could find on the creature !! Nothing !! So as I'm walking home (the Flummox blew my car up) I see a fortune teller and I ask him !! He says "Give me your watch" so I do and then he says "the only way one can defeat the Flummox is if they catch a piece of his body in a jar !! !! !! !! !! You must then put the jar in the microwave for 100 minutes until it is completely fried" !!
This new learning amazed me, so I went to sleep !! I awoke in the bad part of town in the darkness of night (full of ghettos and hooligans) so I went to grab my bicycle but notice it was stole !! So as I'm running home I see the Flummox in the road, flummoxing his way in my direction !!
Immediatley I jumped down the local manhole and lit myself a candle !! I slept there for the night, until just now when I decided to post this !!
So I finally got pics of the area that I'm in !!
I landed here when I saw the Flummox heading my way !! I slept here for the night, and when I awoke I headed through into the next room, and I made a salad out of the lush greenery !! Finally, I headed through the neighboring tunnel and explored the perimeter !!
I crawled out of the manhole and caught a ride back, IN POG FORM !! to my apartment !! The man driving the steamboat said he could only take me so far, and that I would have to swim the rest of the way !! He provided me with a rubber inner-tube for to floatation device and I set out across the sea !!
I awoke on the docks at night and realized I was nowhere near my apartment, the man had led me astray !! Just then, my cel-phone rang out, the number was CALLING FROM INSIDE MY APARTMENT! I hesitated but answered, on the other end was police officer John Malone, he informed me that 3 bodies were found inside my apartment, each missing their flesh !! He said he believed in my innocence, but wanted to know what was going on !!
Before I could tell him to get the hell out, I heard a violent sucking sound and Malone screamed in pain !! The Flummox had obviously gotten him as well !!
To my horror, I then remembered that my parents would be coming down to visit soon !! My current quest is to build a raft and sail back, IN POG FORM !! to my apartment !!
Earlier today I met a homeless man and told him I needed passage to the other side of the sea !! He told me I could have his stuff with which to make myself a raft, so I beat him up and took it !! I constructed this raft and went on to forage for food around the docks !! I dined upon the indeginous crustecean in the area
I awoke to find the Flummox sailing away on my raft cackling like a cow !! With him was the homeless man !! !! !! I watched in horror as the Flummox violently flummoxed his skin off !! The Flummox makes a violent sucking sound and removes the skin, leaving the homeless man skinless ALIVE!
I called a cab, but he called me back, IN POG FORM !! and said "Hey kid, **** you !! !! !! !! and watch out for the Flummox" !! This hurt my feelings, but I was happy to know the world was cheering for me !!
I then saw a barge sailing away and decided that it would be the fastest route back, IN POG FORM !! to my house so I tied a rope to my rubber inner-tube (which I had been wearing) and lassoed the barge and caught a ride !! When I awoke I recognized that I was now in China because it smelled like a urinal and cigarette butts were everywhere !! I saw a chinese man and caught a ride, I told him my story but luckily he could not make the English !!
He told me his name was Larry and then my mother called in a moment that would forever change my life !!
"Hello?"
"Yes this is your mother, I was sick and unable to come visit and so I sent your father instead !! !! !! !! !! The police just notified me that he was found dead, missing his skins"
At this point, I asked Larry to pull over !! I broke down and cried and Larry began to dance !! We then resumed our trip when suddenly Larry screamed !! There before us, was the Flummox writhing about in my brothers skins !!
Before I could think, Larry leaped into action !!
"What are you doing!?" I said
"Brother, I am proud to have known you" said Larry
and with that, he drove his rickshaw straight into the fleshy corpus !! This, of course, only served to further enrage the Flummox, which proceded to flummox Larry into oblivion !!
I turned and ran until I found an abandoned hotel !! Apparently this sacred place was unflummoxable !! But I watched in horror as the creature flummoxed and ate my dog as well as my guinea pig, rosey !!
*Special note: with everything the Flummox absorbs, it can then turn into this and walk among the living*
**Also, teleporting and lock picking are among it's special abilities*
Tommorow will be my finest hour!
I awoke feeling strange, "Was it the banana flavored rubber thingy I ate earlier?" I thought !! I looked down to find the sheets of my bed a bloody mess! The Flummox had apparently flummoxed the skin of my legs (all the way to the kneecaps) completely !! "Why would he only maim me?" I thought, there had to be an explanation, but first I knew I had to get out of Singapore !!
I jumped off of the balcony and landed on my rubber inner-tube !! I lassoed a momma goat and commanded he take me back, IN POG FORM !! to the airport !! However, they deemed me unsuitable for flight (the Flummox had stolen my clothes, leaving me with only the rubber inner-tube for protections) !!
I walked back, IN POG FORM !! outside, depressed !! Above my head I watched as the plane I was about to get on CRASHED! The Flummox apparently crashed the plane because he thought I was on it, killing over a million oriental peoples !! This made me feel better because I wasn't on it !!
've become used to dining in the wilderness !! So I foraged around Singapore for food stuffs !! I met an old crone and although I could not understand what this old man was saying I knew it had to be important !! I later dined on authentic Singapore cuisine (cats, orangutans, small children, etc) and rode momma goat to the nearest ship !!
It was one dark night in Bombay when I awoke !! The crew had apparently ditched me and my goat and I was left stranded !! My cell phone rang out, it was the cab service they said: "Hey kid, **** you! Oh, and the Flummox just burned down you apartment" !! I rode the Momma Goat (that's what I named him ) back, IN POG FORM !! to my apartment !! However I found it was burned down !! The neighbors house had also been burned and they said "Hey kid! **** you! The Flummox HAS to have the flesh of the tenant of Apt !! 333 or else he goes wild !! This is all your fault for not giving your flesh to the Flummox!" and they began to chase after me with small children !!
I tore out of the parking lot on the back, IN POG FORM !! of momma goaty, I must ran over atleast 15 babies !!
I wound up back, IN POG FORM !! in my manhole sanctuary which is where I am now !! I find this place to be a safe haven but I fear for the worst at what might happen once my lush greeneries die off !!
I awoke inside the goat !! Apparently I had cut it open and slept inside to keep warm (it gets quite cold inside of manholes at night) !! I created clothes from the remainders, wearing the head like a native american !!
I can no longer call for assistance (the Flummox cancelled my Verizon contract) !! So I sit inside my new home !! !! !! Thinking back, IN POG FORM !! over the past few day's adventure !! It's funny how one can go out and see the world, but then must be forcably confined to a manhole !! !! !! Such is life !!
I sometimes run through the tunnels at night, looking for a new passage !! !! !! but nothing new ever pops up !! I shiver when I hear the scraping sounds at night, because I know the lurking horror that waits for me above ground !!
The cab service finally came and rescued me from the manhole and took me to the hospital !! I lay in the bed, and suddenly I saw a familiar face !! !! !! !! !! Larry !!
I was overjoyed to see my old compadre when I suddenly remembered that the Flummox could turn into anything that he has previously flummoxed !! I darted out of the room and into the medical supply room, locking myself in !!
I've decided there is no escape in this world !!
I've decided to take my own life !! !! !! !! !! !! !! With my bare hands
I awoke in the hospital !! Apparently the cocktail of pills I stomached was not enough to kill me and only caused minor brain damage !! The workers of the hospital seem to all be in cahoots with the Flummox, working with it to achieve some greater goal !!
I would like to take this time to further describe the creature, because it seems some of you are getting it confused with Dr !! Seuss's farts and such like !!
For starters, the Flummox can take on nearly any form of something he has Flummoxed, but in his natural form he mostly favors a decomposing whale !! From this fleshy corpusle he will extend his head, which is like that of a baby without skin !! The mouth is approx !! 12 feet wide and has no roof, just rows upon rows of teeth !! How exactly it "flummoxes" is something I cannot describe, for the detail would be too much for any of you to handle !! It was first sited in 1873 by Sir !! Simon Ragetti, a Muslim missionary here on a slave hunting expedition !! Ragetti reportedly sealed the enemy away by appeasing it with flesh from the people in a nearby villiage, that villiage eventually came to be where I now live !!
The Flummox escapes every year but is almost immediatley subdued by flummoxing the flesh from the unwitting victim living in the apartment !! Before now, I had be using my supior intellect to outwit the creature, but with the damages done to my brain from the suicide attempt, I fear the Flummox may have become smarter than even myself !! I've found a repository of medicine which I eat from daily !! !! !! It must be vitamins because it causes attentiveness of the nipples !!
My plan? Make a mad dash to the Flummox's headquarters and stab him with a hyperdermic needle, extracting the needed DNA !! Then, following the fortune tellers advice, I shall run to the nurse's break room and microwave on high for 1000 minutes !!
I'll let you know how it turns out !!
think I'm dying, but nobody told me !! All the medicine I've been ingesting has taken it's toll: I can no longer solve simple math problems, nor can I move my right arm !! Nonetheless I took the elevator to the roof of the hospital where I finally met face to face with the Flummox !!
He came right toward me, and I had no choice but to do a barrel roll off the side of the 15 story building and into a truck full of asbestos !! The truck carried me to Alaska, where I stayed with the native peoples and they (using their cybertronic technologies) built me a new right arm, as well as made me clothes from baby seels !!
We drove back, IN POG FORM !! to Alabama to face the Flummox, only to find the entire state had been covered with "Flummaise" !! Flummaise is the goo the Flummox excretes from it's ass after it Flummoxes a victim !! Apparently all of Alabama has been Flummoxed and the creature is bent on world domination !!
Due to my swiftly expiring health, I am appointing one of the Eskimo natives as my stenographer, but he will still reveal the daily events from 1st person as I dictate !!
!! !! !!And so, my 2 Eskimo friends met their clansmen and together we rallied and army of natives !! The two (2) chief generals wished to be known only as "Ducky Ferguson" and "Tim" !!
We assembled on the Flummaise field, the Flummox covering every building like baby vomit !! Suddenly out of the goo, hundreds of smaller Flummoxlets popped up for to battle !!
Me:This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!
Ferguson: On these shields, boys!
[Eskimos cheer]
Me: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time
And with that, the first wave of battalions went at it, many Eskimos died but many more were protected by the baby seel blubber they coated themselves with (far too slippery to flummox) !! They set fire to the Flummoxlets !! !! !! !! The smell was like that of a baby without flesh !!
Me: The world will know that freemen stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and that before this battle is done, that even a Flummox can bleed !!
The enemy outnumbered us a paltry three (3) to one (1), good odds for any Eskimo !! We were winning when suddenly the Flummoxlets broke of their attack and sent forth a messenger !!
Me: Before you speak, Flummoxlet, know that IMO everyone, even a Flummox's messenger, is responsible for the words of their voice !! Now !! !! !!what message do you bring?
Messenger: Flesh and blood
Me: [Laugh] You come all the way from Mother Flummox for flesh and blood?
Messenger: Choose your next words carefully !! They may be your last !!
Me: You kill my Father, you blew up my car !! You kill my goat !! You canceled my Verizon contract! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Flummoxlet !! Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: [facing my sword] Mad !! !! !! you're a madman! No man, brain damage or no, would ever attack a messenger!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Me: Madness? THIS !! IS !!
Before he could finish his sentence, out of the sky fell upon our leader great amounts of flummox !!
Before we knew it, they had us cornered !! A trap !!
His helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision !! And he must see far !!
His inner-tube was heavy !! It threw him off balance !! And his target is far away !!
[Our leader throws his spear and hits the side of the Flummox's face, ripping off his earrings]
He did not wish tribute, nor song, or monuments or poems of war and valor !! His wish was simple !! "Remember us" he said to me, that was his hope, should any free soul come across that place, in all the countless centuries yet to be !! "May all our voices whisper to you from the ageless stones, go tell a passerby, that here by Eskimo law, we lie !!" And so our leader died, and my brothers died; barely a week ago !! Long I pondered my kings cryptic talk of victory, but time has proven him wise, for from free Eskimo to free Eskimo the word was spread that our bold leader and his 300 Alaskans, so far from home laid down their lives not just for Alabama but for all the world and the promise this country holds !! Now here on this ragged patch of earth called Flumaise, let his hordes face obliteration!
awoke to find that my Eskimo friends had betrayed me, hijacked my account, and told you all that I was dead !! That was all a vicious Eskimo lie (the worst kind) and I have changed my password to keep them out !!
** I should make clear that I have been posting the majority of this story from my Nintendo DSlite browser !! !! !! They told me I was too filthy and poor to go inside starbucks to use their wifi so that's why it takes me so long to update**
The Eskimo chose to fuse with the Flummox and to make him more powerful (he won them over by offering them sleds, dogs, and blubbery fat, typical Eskimo cuisine) !! They locked me in some kind of underground dungeon, from which I escaped by breaking off my toenail and using it to pick the lock !!
I ran as far as I could, far far away !! back, IN POG FORM !! to civilization !! I ran until I made it to Europe (I was unsure of as to where in Europe I was, possibly Latin?) !! "Here" I thought, "here I shall get prepared, devise my plan, and finally buy some clothes" !! I needed clothes since I had up until this point been wearing only fishskins and my inner tube !!
While in Latin, I found the ancient graveyard where I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it, I saw a black branch with blood that kept dripping, but I did not stop to help, as it was an Eskimo baby !!
While in the graveyard, I made a salad out of dead leaves !! I then built myself a small fort for the night !! In the darkness of the night it was cold !! !! !! !! I wished I still had my goat to sleep with !! !! !! !! I wished I was still in my manhole hiding place !! They had taken it all from me, and soon I shall do the same to them !!
I awoke on a train headed out of Europe !! I chose a train because trains are the only form of transport left in Europe since we bombed them in WW2 !! Suddenly, the driver called back, IN POG FORM !! and said we would be experiencing some turbulence and all of a sudden the train stopped !!
I hung my head out the window and there it was !! !! !! !! The Flummox, it was there and it was blocking the tracks !! A British man beside me with bad teeth began to complain !! !! !! He was the first to get Flummoxed !!
I jump through the window of the train and landed on the tracks and began running the opposite direction of the beast !! I knew there was no way I could take it on yet, I needed equipment and pants !! The Flummox proceeded to tear the entire train apart searching for me !! !! !! !! Atleast a million Europeans must have died as I watched from the woods, appreciating their sacrifice to my cause !!
I journeyed through the woods until an old man in an underground home found me and took me in !! He offered me soup but there was something not right about him !!
I opened photoshop and compared him to the Eskimos who betrayed me
Sure enough, friends, he was too an Eskimo !! I waited until nightfall, whence I bashed his head open with my DSLite and took his house for my own !! It would be here that I could finally rest up for the night !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! Or so I thought !!
I left the old man's hut and journeyed northward through the European countryside !! Along my way I met a young European boy who took me in and gave me clothes, as well as eel skins and cheese !!
I immediately suspected something was off with this family !! !! !! !! So in the night, I explored their small home !! !! !! !! I found a sword and killed them because I knew they were Eskimo spies sent by the Flummox to capture me !!
The following morning I heard a knock at the door !! That's when the European Police came and handcuffed me !! Apparently the Flummox has disguised itself as me and has been killing people, because the police said I was wanted for murder !!
It was preposterous !! !! !! !!and they took me to the jail house, where I sit now typing this to you !!
They told me that unlike America, the Europeans have no court system, and I, being American, am automatically guilty !! Tomorrow I am to be taken out and publicly stoned to death by all of Europe !!
I never thought it would end like this !! I run all this way, only to get killed for crimes I didn't commit!
FLUMMOX, IF YOU ARE READING THIS !! !! !! BURN IN HELL!
h boy !! !! !! You have no idea what I've been through !!
So there I was, sentenced to be stoned to death by all of Europe !! They hauled me out like a dog for crimes I did not commit !! They put me up on the platform and the people spat on me !! It was at this moment the European peoples realized they had no stones with which to stone me, so they pelted me with anchovies, fruit bats, and breakfast cereals instead !! I pretended to act dead (they couldn't tell the difference as they have no doctors), and was subsequently hauled off and tossed in the catacombs
While in the catacombs I made a delicious bone soup from the watery graves !! I travelled far until I reached the exit of the catacombs, which just happened to be an old man's hut in eastern Nepal !!
We sat and talked of Flummox, like two orangutans in the sun, we talked of the Flummox and how we would get things done !!
The old man told me the back, IN POG FORM !! story of the Flummox:
Long ago, before the first humans there were giant beasts which roamed the Earth !! It is said they came from the stars !! When the first humans came, they revered these giants as gods !! !! !! !! Some cataclysmic event drove the giant overlords into the sea, where they slumber inside watery shrines !! The Flummox is of relation to these creatures, the result of hybrid interbreeding between humans and the giant beasts !! It can only be defeated on a certain and time of the month, and until then it has free reign on this earth to do as it wishes
I didn't like what the old man told me, so I stabbed him and left to go make this post !!
I fear the Flummox may be killing more people and masquerading as me, and I know that I must act swiftly before my good name becomes tarnished !!
Thank you all so much for supporting me during this arduous times !!
My quest has taken me across the globe !! !! !! to Soviet Russia!
Yes ladles and gentlespoons !! !! !! !! I'm in Soviet Russia, and let me tell you !! !! !! It is one ****ed up place !!
First of all, when I first walked into Soviet Russia !! !! !! I had to search the police !! Then bus drove me to the bar !! Bar walked into me !! !! !! This was very painful but I continued on !!
Currently, message is posting me and I'm not really sure what to make of it !!
Perhaps, with the laws of time and space being altered here in Soviet Russia, I may have a chance to outwit the evil Flummox !!
Wish me luck![/spoiler]
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hi
Quote from: Boyager on April 29, 2008, 02:38:13 PM
How'd you knnw I said that :(
because it was so you
This is retarded.
hi
hi guys wuts up
*lyrics to some song*
lol im a idiot
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is this 4chan?
i can see who posts
how?
HELLO
hi
Bye
Quote from: Boyager on April 29, 2008, 08:04:07 PM
wanna have anonymous secks :D
You're genderless though.
Quote from: Boyager on April 29, 2008, 08:04:36 PM
You're genderless though.
so is michael jackson, but even it gets some ass
Quote from: Boyager on April 29, 2008, 08:05:44 PM
so is michael jackson, but even it gets some ass
Too much info >.<
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THRILL OF NIGHT
no one
i hate you all
Bluaki.
[spoiler]rofl no.[/spoiler]
Aubrey
Andrew
culooooo
Quote from: Boyager on April 30, 2008, 02:55:05 PM
Bluaki.
[spoiler]rofl no.[/spoiler]
:'(
also ProtectedMember32
JMV or Karel. :|
No one really.
Uh, anyone who's earned my respect I respect the same amount.
the only people I don't respect are Nyerp,Culo, and Bluaki(not nearly as much as the other 2)
Quote from: bluaki on April 30, 2008, 04:04:58 PM
:'(
also ProtectedMember32
What has she done that makes you respect her more then any other boyager?
No offense to Hen, just curious.
Quote from: Boyager on April 30, 2008, 04:30:44 PM
What has she done that makes you respect her more then any other boyager?
No offense to Hen, just curious.
he obviously finds her sexually attractive as he's talked to her and she's seen him.
Quote from: Boyager on April 30, 2008, 04:35:16 PM
he obviously finds her sexually attractive as he's talked to her and she's seen him.
There's more to it then that I assume.
I like how Blu answered my question
Quote from: Boyager on April 30, 2008, 04:26:13 PM
Uh, anyone who's earned my respect I respect the same amount.
the only people I don't respect are Nyerp,Culo, and Bluaki(not nearly as much as the other 2)
who is this
none
pinkeh
V, JMV and surprisingly YPR, Wrench and Kaz.
Houdini
sage
how do i #fortune
Squirtlejazz
Quote from: Boyager on April 30, 2008, 05:00:48 PM
I like how Blu answered my question
shut the fuck up socks.
Also KonohaShinobi
Also xxxhauntedhouse
Quote from: Boyager on April 30, 2008, 05:00:48 PM
I like how Blu answered my question
I like how I haven't even been online since you posted the question until just now doodthing;
I guess I just respect her as a friend
Quote from: Boyager on April 30, 2008, 04:35:16 PM
he obviously finds her sexually attractive as he's talked to her and she's seen him.
No, it's not like that
Quote from: Boyager on May 01, 2008, 12:40:02 PM
shut the fuck up socks.
What the shit!? Put your balls on with the people you should asshole.
Quote from: Boyager on May 01, 2008, 04:18:53 PM
What the shit!? Put your balls on with the people you should asshole.
LOL.
:O
reefer makes me touch myself in naughty places
ypr
felt
Boyah
i like ezlo because he's so cool
...
:(
hi
sage for this faggotry
I R Annonymous. :O
I R WEL GRAMMER.
oh cool
Rape tiemz?
UNLEASH THE BEAST
i weigh 109 pounds
Place seems empty without Lawlz. :(
I miss Lawlz, I understand how he feels too.
I R Lawlz.
Quote from: Boyager on May 05, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
I miss Lawlz, I understand how he feels too.
So do I. :(
high
IS HE EVER COMING BACK?
I still haven't added him on steam. :(
I hope he does.
I miss Lawlz too.
Fuck Lawlz, he embarrassed himself and acted like a bitch.
I think it was pretty stupid of him to leave simply because he lost his powers, but I'll miss the silliness he brought to Boyah.
why am i so hopeless
Quote from: Boyager on May 06, 2008, 09:06:16 PM
why am i so hopeless
We all are in our own ways. Even Socks and V. O_0
I hate Lawlz.
caterpie;
hey guiz
What is up, Boyager?
Not too much.
I'm really bored.
Me too.
ive had sex with kaz
Quote from: Boyager on May 09, 2008, 07:58:19 AM
ive had sex with kaz
Sorry Kaz, your hand does not count.
Quote from: Boyager on May 09, 2008, 11:03:28 AM
Sorry Kaz, your hand does not count.
Kaz, admitting you used your hand is gross.
Quote from: Boyager on May 09, 2008, 11:03:28 AM
Sorry Kaz, your hand does not count.
That wasn't me, but okay.
Quote from: Boyager on May 09, 2008, 11:30:02 AM
That wasn't me, but okay.
How do we know it's Kaz? baddood;
Quote from: Boyager on May 09, 2008, 11:33:27 AM
idk[:
Exactly.
I might be Kaz for all I know. caterpie;
Quote from: Boyager on May 09, 2008, 11:37:18 AM
Exactly.
I might be Kaz for all I know. caterpie;
I am Kaz!
wait is me## really bi
kaz has a nice ass
Quote from: Boyager on May 09, 2008, 07:36:23 PM
wait is me## really bi
Yes. Well, he talks about liking guys and girls, but he says he is gay.
If I could shoot anyone here, it would be Bluaki, take that as a high honor.
Quote from: Boyager on May 09, 2008, 08:19:09 PM
Yes. Well, he talks about liking guys and girls, but he says he is gay.
lolwut hes weird
k
It is I the real Kaz!
Surprise cockfags!
I hope Lawlz dies.
Hello meaty cocks
Quote from: Boyager on May 09, 2008, 08:19:09 PM
Yes. Well, he talks about liking guys and girls, but he says he is gay.
He also says he's from Japan and Iowa at the same time.
He's an idiot not to be trusted.
Quote from: Boyager on May 11, 2008, 04:05:48 PM
He also says he's from Japan and Iowa at the same time.
He's an idiot not to be trusted.
Man, I'm an idiot for posting this.
Quote from: MethreE on May 12, 2008, 03:30:32 AM
Man, I'm an idiot for posting this.
Quit taking credit for everyone else's posts, you dumb sack of shit.
who am i
Not me. powerofone;
not ricky
sup anonymous boyah baddood;
fuck.
who am i[:
hi im me86
geronimo stilton
son of a fuck
cameron is bi
just ejaculated to horse pron
cameron is getting more annoying, lately
Quote from: Boyager on May 16, 2008, 07:54:58 PM
cameron is getting more annoying, lately
more? he seems to have always been a nuisance
akudood;
y/n
Quote from: Boyager on May 16, 2008, 07:54:58 PM
cameron is getting more annoying, lately
shut up dave.
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Where is my woman
Quote from: Boyager on May 18, 2008, 10:58:34 AM
hai sweety doodella;
don't pretend to be his sweety. madood;
who is this
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what elsa can i say
penis
hey.
guys.
JMV can see your IP
so this aint reallly all that anonymous.
Not just JMV.
Quote from: Boyager on May 20, 2008, 09:19:46 AM
hey.
guys.
JMV can see your IP
so this aint reallly all that anonymous.
i can c ur ip
hey sup everyone.
[move]penus[/move]
STUFFING CRACKERS UP MY ASS
i'll buy her love :(
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oaSZxd9jOY[/youtube]
IF I WROTE YOU A LOVE NOTE
WOULD YOU SMILE AT EVERY WORD I WROTEEE?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LoYM5OWIqI[/youtube]
cocks
docks
sup beaches
it's chardwardenn
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it's chardwardenn
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it's chardwardenn
Quoteop isn't cam
your secret is safe with me.
It's a joke, not a secret.
sup beaches
it's chardwardenn
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it's chardwardenn
How are we doing today, /boyah/?
Quote from: Boyager on May 25, 2008, 05:27:49 PM
How are we doing today, /boyah/?
sup beaches
it's chardwardenn
sup beaches
it's chardwardenn
Two nights ago I was asleep. At my apartment door, I am awakened by a scraping. I cautiously get out of bed and look through the peep hole, but all I can see is red. Too tired to care, I walked over to the couch and fell back asleep.
The next morning I got up, on my way to my car I met an old woman who I generally avoided because she stank. She approached me and asked if I had been awoken, I told her yes and she said "You haven't lived hear long, have you?", I said "no", she said "Every June, around this time, The Flummox makes its rounds.... If he can find a way into your apartment, he will Flummox you right out of your skin. He likes skins. He wears them to appear normal in public."
I got scared and went back inside and went to sleep. I awoke at about 12:30am with the same scraping, this time at my bedroom window. I peeked out my window and I saw it. Terrible and writhing, like a baby without flesh or bone. It squirmed and rubbed it's fleshy girth all over my window.
Too my horror, I also realized that the red I had seen through my peep hole was actually the creatures eye.... which BLOODSHOT RED. I ran to my closet and shut myself in, I awoke 5 hours ago and decided I should post this before it flummoxes me too. It's out there. I looked outside earlier, the police were there carrying the corpse of the old woman, she too had been flummoxed.
I know this will get few responses. I have pictures, but I don't know if I should post them. They are very graphic and I do not want to get made fun of. The Flummox killed my father when I was 11, and now it has come for me.
Well, I managed to survive last night.... So I went to the local library to see what I could find on the creature. Nothing. So as I'm walking home (the Flummox blew my car up) I see a fortune teller and I ask him. He says "Give me your watch" so I do and then he says "the only way one can defeat the Flummox is if they catch a piece of his body in a jar..... You must then put the jar in the microwave for 100 minutes until it is completely fried".
This new learning amazed me, so I went to sleep. I awoke in the bad part of town in the darkness of night (full of ghettos and hooligans) so I went to grab my bicycle but notice it was stole. So as I'm running home I see the Flummox in the road, flummoxing his way in my direction.
Immediatley I jumped down the local manhole and lit myself a candle. I slept there for the night, until just now when I decided to post this.
So I finally got pics of the area that I'm in.
I landed here when I saw the Flummox heading my way. I slept here for the night, and when I awoke I headed through into the next room, and I made a salad out of the lush greenery. Finally, I headed through the neighboring tunnel and explored the perimeter.
I crawled out of the manhole and caught a ride back to my apartment. The man driving the steamboat said he could only take me so far, and that I would have to swim the rest of the way. He provided me with a rubber inner-tube for to floatation device and I set out across the sea.
I awoke on the docks at night and realized I was nowhere near my apartment, the man had led me astray. Just then, my cel-phone rang out, the number was CALLING FROM INSIDE MY APARTMENT! I hesitated but answered, on the other end was police officer John Malone, he informed me that 3 bodies were found inside my apartment, each missing their flesh. He said he believed in my innocence, but wanted to know what was going on.
Before I could tell him to get the hell out, I heard a violent sucking sound and Malone screamed in pain. The Flummox had obviously gotten him as well.
To my horror, I then remembered that my parents would be coming down to visit soon. My current quest is to build a raft and sail back to my apartment.
Earlier today I met a homeless man and told him I needed passage to the other side of the sea. He told me I could have his stuff with which to make myself a raft, so I beat him up and took it. I constructed this raft and went on to forage for food around the docks. I dined upon the indeginous crustecean in the area
I awoke to find the Flummox sailing away on my raft cackling like a cow. With him was the homeless man... I watched in horror as the Flummox violently flummoxed his skin off. The Flummox makes a violent sucking sound and removes the skin, leaving the homeless man skinless ALIVE!
I called a cab, but he called me back and said "Hey kid, **** you.... and watch out for the Flummox". This hurt my feelings, but I was happy to know the world was cheering for me.
I then saw a barge sailing away and decided that it would be the fastest route back to my house so I tied a rope to my rubber inner-tube (which I had been wearing) and lassoed the barge and caught a ride. When I awoke I recognized that I was now in China because it smelled like a urinal and cigarette butts were everywhere. I saw a chinese man and caught a ride, I told him my story but luckily he could not make the English.
He told me his name was Larry and then my mother called in a moment that would forever change my life.
"Hello?"
"Yes this is your mother, I was sick and unable to come visit and so I sent your father instead..... The police just notified me that he was found dead, missing his skins"
At this point, I asked Larry to pull over. I broke down and cried and Larry began to dance. We then resumed our trip when suddenly Larry screamed. There before us, was the Flummox writhing about in my brothers skins.
Before I could think, Larry leaped into action.
"What are you doing!?" I said
"Brother, I am proud to have known you" said Larry
and with that, he drove his rickshaw straight into the fleshy corpus. This, of course, only served to further enrage the Flummox, which proceded to flummox Larry into oblivion.
I turned and ran until I found an abandoned hotel. Apparently this sacred place was unflummoxable. But I watched in horror as the creature flummoxed and ate my dog as well as my guinea pig, rosey.
*Special note: with everything the Flummox absorbs, it can then turn into this and walk among the living*
**Also, teleporting and lock picking are among it's special abilities*
Tommorow will be my finest hour!
I awoke feeling strange, "Was it the banana flavored rubber thingy I ate earlier?" I thought. I looked down to find the sheets of my bed a bloody mess! The Flummox had apparently flummoxed the skin of my legs (all the way to the kneecaps) completely. "Why would he only maim me?" I thought, there had to be an explanation, but first I knew I had to get out of Singapore.
I jumped off of the balcony and landed on my rubber inner-tube. I lassoed a momma goat and commanded he take me back to the airport. However, they deemed me unsuitable for flight (the Flummox had stolen my clothes, leaving me with only the rubber inner-tube for protections).
I walked back outside, depressed. Above my head I watched as the plane I was about to get on CRASHED! The Flummox apparently crashed the plane because he thought I was on it, killing over a million oriental peoples. This made me feel better because I wasn't on it.
've become used to dining in the wilderness. So I foraged around Singapore for food stuffs. I met an old crone and although I could not understand what this old man was saying I knew it had to be important. I later dined on authentic Singapore cuisine (cats, orangutans, small children, etc) and rode momma goat to the nearest ship.
It was one dark night in Bombay when I awoke. The crew had apparently ditched me and my goat and I was left stranded. My cell phone rang out, it was the cab service they said: "Hey kid, **** you! Oh, and the Flummox just burned down you apartment". I rode the Momma Goat (that's what I named him ) back to my apartment. However I found it was burned down. The neighbors house had also been burned and they said "Hey kid! **** you! The Flummox HAS to have the flesh of the tenant of Apt. 333 or else he goes wild. This is all your fault for not giving your flesh to the Flummox!" and they began to chase after me with small children.
I tore out of the parking lot on the back of momma goaty, I must ran over atleast 15 babies.
I wound up back in my manhole sanctuary which is where I am now. I find this place to be a safe haven but I fear for the worst at what might happen once my lush greeneries die off.
I awoke inside the goat. Apparently I had cut it open and slept inside to keep warm (it gets quite cold inside of manholes at night). I created clothes from the remainders, wearing the head like a native american.
I can no longer call for assistance (the Flummox cancelled my Verizon contract). So I sit inside my new home... Thinking back over the past few day's adventure. It's funny how one can go out and see the world, but then must be forcably confined to a manhole... Such is life.
I sometimes run through the tunnels at night, looking for a new passage... but nothing new ever pops up. I shiver when I hear the scraping sounds at night, because I know the lurking horror that waits for me above ground.
The cab service finally came and rescued me from the manhole and took me to the hospital. I lay in the bed, and suddenly I saw a familiar face..... Larry.
I was overjoyed to see my old compadre when I suddenly remembered that the Flummox could turn into anything that he has previously flummoxed. I darted out of the room and into the medical supply room, locking myself in.
I've decided there is no escape in this world.
I've decided to take my own life....... With my bare hands
I awoke in the hospital. Apparently the cocktail of pills I stomached was not enough to kill me and only caused minor brain damage. The workers of the hospital seem to all be in cahoots with the Flummox, working with it to achieve some greater goal.
I would like to take this time to further describe the creature, because it seems some of you are getting it confused with Dr. Seuss's farts and such like.
For starters, the Flummox can take on nearly any form of something he has Flummoxed, but in his natural form he mostly favors a decomposing whale. From this fleshy corpusle he will extend his head, which is like that of a baby without skin. The mouth is approx. 12 feet wide and has no roof, just rows upon rows of teeth. How exactly it "flummoxes" is something I cannot describe, for the detail would be too much for any of you to handle. It was first sited in 1873 by Sir. Simon Ragetti, a Muslim missionary here on a slave hunting expedition. Ragetti reportedly sealed the enemy away by appeasing it with flesh from the people in a nearby villiage, that villiage eventually came to be where I now live.
The Flummox escapes every year but is almost immediatley subdued by flummoxing the flesh from the unwitting victim living in the apartment. Before now, I had be using my supior intellect to outwit the creature, but with the damages done to my brain from the suicide attempt, I fear the Flummox may have become smarter than even myself. I've found a repository of medicine which I eat from daily... It must be vitamins because it causes attentiveness of the nipples.
My plan? Make a mad dash to the Flummox's headquarters and stab him with a hyperdermic needle, extracting the needed DNA. Then, following the fortune tellers advice, I shall run to the nurse's break room and microwave on high for 1000 minutes.
I'll let you know how it turns out.
think I'm dying, but nobody told me. All the medicine I've been ingesting has taken it's toll: I can no longer solve simple math problems, nor can I move my right arm. Nonetheless I took the elevator to the roof of the hospital where I finally met face to face with the Flummox.
He came right toward me, and I had no choice but to do a barrel roll off the side of the 15 story building and into a truck full of asbestos. The truck carried me to Alaska, where I stayed with the native peoples and they (using their cybertronic technologies) built me a new right arm, as well as made me clothes from baby seels.
We drove back to Alabama to face the Flummox, only to find the entire state had been covered with "Flummaise". Flummaise is the goo the Flummox excretes from it's ass after it Flummoxes a victim. Apparently all of Alabama has been Flummoxed and the creature is bent on world domination.
Due to my swiftly expiring health, I am appointing one of the Eskimo natives as my stenographer, but he will still reveal the daily events from 1st person as I dictate.
...And so, my 2 Eskimo friends met their clansmen and together we rallied and army of natives. The two (2) chief generals wished to be known only as "Ducky Ferguson" and "Tim".
We assembled on the Flummaise field, the Flummox covering every building like baby vomit. Suddenly out of the goo, hundreds of smaller Flummoxlets popped up for to battle.
Me:This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!
Ferguson: On these shields, boys!
[Eskimos cheer]
Me: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time
And with that, the first wave of battalions went at it, many Eskimos died but many more were protected by the baby seel blubber they coated themselves with (far too slippery to flummox). They set fire to the Flummoxlets.... The smell was like that of a baby without flesh.
Me: The world will know that freemen stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and that before this battle is done, that even a Flummox can bleed.
The enemy outnumbered us a paltry three (3) to one (1), good odds for any Eskimo. We were winning when suddenly the Flummoxlets broke of their attack and sent forth a messenger.
Me: Before you speak, Flummoxlet, know that IMO everyone, even a Flummox's messenger, is responsible for the words of their voice. Now...what message do you bring?
Messenger: Flesh and blood
Me: [Laugh] You come all the way from Mother Flummox for flesh and blood?
Messenger: Choose your next words carefully. They may be your last.
Me: You kill my Father, you blew up my car. You kill my goat. You canceled my Verizon contract! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Flummoxlet. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: [facing my sword] Mad... you're a madman! No man, brain damage or no, would ever attack a messenger!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Me: Madness? THIS. IS.
Before he could finish his sentence, out of the sky fell upon our leader great amounts of flummox.
Before we knew it, they had us cornered. A trap.
His helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision. And he must see far.
His inner-tube was heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target is far away.
[Our leader throws his spear and hits the side of the Flummox's face, ripping off his earrings]
He did not wish tribute, nor song, or monuments or poems of war and valor. His wish was simple. "Remember us" he said to me, that was his hope, should any free soul come across that place, in all the countless centuries yet to be. "May all our voices whisper to you from the ageless stones, go tell a passerby, that here by Eskimo law, we lie." And so our leader died, and my brothers died; barely a week ago. Long I pondered my kings cryptic talk of victory, but time has proven him wise, for from free Eskimo to free Eskimo the word was spread that our bold leader and his 300 Alaskans, so far from home laid down their lives not just for Alabama but for all the world and the promise this country holds. Now here on this ragged patch of earth called Flumaise, let his hordes face obliteration!
awoke to find that my Eskimo friends had betrayed me, hijacked my account, and told you all that I was dead. That was all a vicious Eskimo lie (the worst kind) and I have changed my password to keep them out.
** I should make clear that I have been posting the majority of this story from my Nintendo DSlite browser... They told me I was too filthy and poor to go inside starbucks to use their wifi so that's why it takes me so long to update**
The Eskimo chose to fuse with the Flummox and to make him more powerful (he won them over by offering them sleds, dogs, and blubbery fat, typical Eskimo cuisine). They locked me in some kind of underground dungeon, from which I escaped by breaking off my toenail and using it to pick the lock.
I ran as far as I could, far far away. Back to civilization. I ran until I made it to Europe (I was unsure of as to where in Europe I was, possibly Latin?). "Here" I thought, "here I shall get prepared, devise my plan, and finally buy some clothes". I needed clothes since I had up until this point been wearing only fishskins and my inner tube.
While in Latin, I found the ancient graveyard where I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it, I saw a black branch with blood that kept dripping, but I did not stop to help, as it was an Eskimo baby.
While in the graveyard, I made a salad out of dead leaves. I then built myself a small fort for the night. In the darkness of the night it was cold.... I wished I still had my goat to sleep with.... I wished I was still in my manhole hiding place. They had taken it all from me, and soon I shall do the same to them.
I awoke on a train headed out of Europe. I chose a train because trains are the only form of transport left in Europe since we bombed them in WW2. Suddenly, the driver called back and said we would be experiencing some turbulence and all of a sudden the train stopped.
I hung my head out the window and there it was.... The Flummox, it was there and it was blocking the tracks. A British man beside me with bad teeth began to complain... He was the first to get Flummoxed.
I jump through the window of the train and landed on the tracks and began running the opposite direction of the beast. I knew there was no way I could take it on yet, I needed equipment and pants. The Flummox proceeded to tear the entire train apart searching for me.... Atleast a million Europeans must have died as I watched from the woods, appreciating their sacrifice to my cause.
I journeyed through the woods until an old man in an underground home found me and took me in. He offered me soup but there was something not right about him.
I opened photoshop and compared him to the Eskimos who betrayed me
Sure enough, friends, he was too an Eskimo. I waited until nightfall, whence I bashed his head open with my DSLite and took his house for my own. It would be here that I could finally rest up for the night......... Or so I thought.
I left the old man's hut and journeyed northward through the European countryside. Along my way I met a young European boy who took me in and gave me clothes, as well as eel skins and cheese.
I immediately suspected something was off with this family.... So in the night, I explored their small home.... I found a sword and killed them because I knew they were Eskimo spies sent by the Flummox to capture me.
The following morning I heard a knock at the door. That's when the European Police came and handcuffed me. Apparently the Flummox has disguised itself as me and has been killing people, because the police said I was wanted for murder.
It was preposterous... .and they took me to the jail house, where I sit now typing this to you.
They told me that unlike America, the Europeans have no court system, and I, being American, am automatically guilty. Tomorrow I am to be taken out and publicly stoned to death by all of Europe.
I never thought it would end like this. I run all this way, only to get killed for crimes I didn't commit!
FLUMMOX, IF YOU ARE READING THIS... BURN IN HELL!
h boy... You have no idea what I've been through.
So there I was, sentenced to be stoned to death by all of Europe. They hauled me out like a dog for crimes I did not commit. They put me up on the platform and the people spat on me. It was at this moment the European peoples realized they had no stones with which to stone me, so they pelted me with anchovies, fruit bats, and breakfast cereals instead. I pretended to act dead (they couldn't tell the difference as they have no doctors), and was subsequently hauled off and tossed in the catacombs
While in the catacombs I made a delicious bone soup from the watery graves. I travelled far until I reached the exit of the catacombs, which just happened to be an old man's hut in eastern Nepal.
We sat and talked of Flummox, like two orangutans in the sun, we talked of the Flummox and how we would get things done.
The old man told me the back story of the Flummox:
Long ago, before the first humans there were giant beasts which roamed the Earth. It is said they came from the stars. When the first humans came, they revered these giants as gods.... Some cataclysmic event drove the giant overlords into the sea, where they slumber inside watery shrines. The Flummox is of relation to these creatures, the result of hybrid interbreeding between humans and the giant beasts. It can only be defeated on a certain and time of the month, and until then it has free reign on this earth to do as it wishes
I didn't like what the old man told me, so I stabbed him and left to go make this post.
I fear the Flummox may be killing more people and masquerading as me, and I know that I must act swiftly before my good name becomes tarnished.
Thank you all so much for supporting me during this arduous times.
My quest has taken me across the globe... to Soviet Russia!
Yes ladles and gentlespoons.... I'm in Soviet Russia, and let me tell you... It is one ****ed up place.
First of all, when I first walked into Soviet Russia... I had to search the police. Then bus drove me to the bar. Bar walked into me... This was very painful but I continued on.
Currently, message is posting me and I'm not really sure what to make of it.
Perhaps, with the laws of time and space being altered here in Soviet Russia, I may have a chance to outwit the evil Flummox.
Wish me luck!
sup beaches
it's chardwardenn
sup beaches
it's chadwardenn
im here to talk about the ps triple, i aint talkin bout no wii
Quote from: Boyager on May 26, 2008, 07:38:28 AM
im here to talk about the ps triple, i aint talkin bout no wii
buyin the mgs4 bundle when its avilable <33333333333333333333333333
show us sum tits
Seriously bitch. RUB IT
Quote from: Boyager on May 26, 2008, 07:38:28 AM
im here to talk about the ps triple, i aint talkin bout no wii
wii is for little beaches.
Quote from: Boyager on May 26, 2008, 10:05:56 AM
buyin the mgs4 bundle when its avilable <33333333333333333333333333
(http://www.konami.com/images/catalog3810/folder25812/img6435319.jpg)
If I were going to get a US bundle I'd get that one. |:
I'm probably going to end up getting this one:
(http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/05/mgsmay2.jpg)
Shut up DP.
Quote from: Boyager on May 26, 2008, 11:04:11 AM
(http://www.konami.com/images/catalog3810/folder25812/img6435319.jpg)
If I were going to get a US bundle I'd get that one. |:
I'm probably going to end up getting this one:
(http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/05/mgsmay2.jpg)
gay because it's the 40 gig but awesum because it's white/grey :'(
Quote from: Boyager on May 26, 2008, 12:14:34 PM
gay because it's the 40 gig but awesum because it's white/grey :'(
both of them say 40 gb though.
Has anyone else noticed that whenever there's a post Jester can't argue against, he quotes it and instead makes up a completely unrelated insult?
Example:
Quote from: Ezlo on May 26, 2008, 03:34:06 PM
i have a feeling you're just joking on every post you make
no one can be that much of an idiot
Quote from: Jester on May 26, 2008, 03:59:36 PM
Why don't you go blow your brains out, you've got nothing to lose.
I heard a scraping at my door last night. :'(
Don't look through the eyehole
am i doing it right
Quote from: Boyager on May 26, 2008, 03:57:34 PM
both of them say 40 gb though.
i know :|
that's why they're gay :'(
sup beaches
it's chadwardenn
Quote from: Boyager on May 26, 2008, 11:16:30 PM
so what the fuck did flummox come from
you didn't hear it from me but they say a google search for "the flummox" story turns up some... dirt meaty cocks
Stop screaming.
despite what i have said in the past, sam actually isn't that bad.
oh god i'm scared
how did this topic get in here from the lobby
Quote from: Boyager on May 28, 2008, 03:22:40 PM
despite what i have said in the past, sam actually isn't that bad.
i wanna do nasty things to her
Quote from: Boyager on May 28, 2008, 11:25:35 PM
i wanna do nasty things to her
Yes, like smack her around with my dick and maybe even bust one on her, other then that, no.
Oh, I clicked the box...
boyah
is better
goowan
fiso
OMG like Lol.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND GOD DAMMIT
Nice work. :3
kjkkl
dkflsjd
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oh no a troll we're gonna die
No, fuck you.
wat
lol them boyageans don't have a clue goowan
Quote from: Boyager on May 30, 2008, 12:20:19 AM
lol them boyageans don't have a clue goowan
you got that right
are they dead yet?
fucking breathe smells like weed
doodthing;
sup guys i'm in #boyah
bitches
sup bitches
it's chadwardenn
The fuck is that shit?
Quote from: Boyager on May 31, 2008, 12:04:33 AM
The fuck is that shit?
geometry
I'M IN YOUR BASE, BOYAGER
shitstix
zidone is so cool
zidone is a dirty bum that eats toenails
Quote from: Socks on May 29, 2008, 10:30:56 AM
Yes, like smack her around with my dick and maybe even bust one on her, other then that, no.
Oh, I clicked the box...
ewww
Quote from: Boyager on May 31, 2008, 12:58:53 PM
zidone is a dirty bum that eats toenails
hey i know
you're nyerp
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I'd like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps
Quote from: Boyager on May 31, 2008, 01:10:54 PM
ewww
The line starts here...
/
baddood;
And I charge per smack.
Quote from: Boyager on June 01, 2008, 09:25:22 AM
The line starts here...
/
baddood;
And I charge per smack.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Quote from: Boyager on June 01, 2008, 09:44:35 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
We will get you. Yeah!
/ /
baddood; baddood;
Quote from: Boyager on June 01, 2008, 09:50:08 AM
We will get you. Yeah!
/ /
baddood; baddood;
I think not.
Faggot
\
faggot
shut the fuck up bitches
\
cmongler;
Quote from: Boyager on June 01, 2008, 11:39:55 AM
shut the fuck up bitches
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cmongler;
Seriously
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srsly
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You guys are stupid. :|
transformers
roobots in my eyes >.<
transvestites
homos in disquise
This is the best story ever. I recognized barrel roll, soviet russia, 300, and Monty Python. I lol'd hard.
Has this been posted on 4chan yet?
Quote from: Boyager on May 31, 2008, 09:27:37 PM
hey i know
you're nyerp
nope its me
HAHAHAHAHAH YOU LOSE
Quote from: Boyager on June 06, 2008, 09:15:39 PM
This is the best story ever. I recognized barrel roll, soviet russia, 300, and Monty Python. I lol'd hard.
Has this been posted on 4chan yet?
that's where i got it from
it's originally gamefaqs stuff
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=mueTXRoXwrE[/youtube]
hi
test again
i'm not an admin anymore
test
testuo
test
west
chest
testicles
ass
dick
ryan michael wells
skrotum
wassup baddood;
im chillin in the chat thread archive
let's have rough sex
jmv y did u move my thred bak
testicular.
posting for lutz
This thread is ridiculous
Smiling JMV.
I was flummoxed earlier today :(
Quote from: Boyager on June 09, 2008, 07:11:11 PM
Smiling JMV.
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1937/jimvbananahr7.jpg)
(http://www.nicolaiwallner.com/pictures/christian/banan-s.jpg)
I intentionally burned myself. spam;
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k\]pl=8uyrt67uoftgfdngvb
Quote from: Boyager on June 09, 2008, 07:25:37 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1937/jimvbananahr7.jpg
You know, I think I'm a little mentally scarred now.
i heard jmv's house is made of dicks :O
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d1/Weegeegarfield.jpg)
Was it really Kono who made that thread about Clair? doodthing;
Quote from: Boyager on June 23, 2008, 08:40:47 PM
Was it really Kono who made that thread about Clair? doodthing;
No it doesn't seem like his kind of insanity
Quote from: Boyager on June 23, 2008, 08:40:47 PM
Was it really Kono who made that thread about Clair?
Yes. IP match and everything, besides the general usual idiocy.
penus
Quote from: Socks on June 23, 2008, 08:49:26 PM
Yes. IP match and everything, besides the general usual idiocy.
Socks lies about everything, trust him why?
Quote from: Boyager on June 23, 2008, 08:51:41 PM
Socks lies about everything, trust him why?
In General Socks, we trust.
Quote from: Boyager on June 23, 2008, 08:51:41 PM
Socks lies about everything, trust him why?
Because it is the truth and I have the proof. Too bad he had so much fun at the expense of someone he doesn't even know.
Quote from: Clair on June 24, 2008, 08:18:55 AM
Too bad he had so much fun at the expense of someone he doesn't even know.
?
Quote from: Socks on June 24, 2008, 10:18:30 AM
?
Quote from: Socks on June 23, 2008, 08:49:26 PM
Yes. IP match and everything, besides the general usual idiocy.
Quote from: Boyager on June 23, 2008, 08:51:41 PM
Socks lies about everything, trust him why?
Quote from: Clair on June 24, 2008, 08:18:55 AM
Because it is the truth and I have the proof. Too bad he had so much fun at the expense of someone he doesn't even know.
I have proof that Kono posted it.
Too bad KONO had so much fun. NOT YOU. :(
Wow, my respect for Kono has taken a huge hit. Kono, you're a fucking idiot. doodthing;
Quote from: Boyager on June 24, 2008, 01:34:58 PM
Wow, my respect for Kono has taken a huge hit. Kono, you're a fucking idiot. doodthing;
Sure, he doesn't act that stupid anymore, but he is.
Quote from: Cameron on June 24, 2008, 02:36:18 PM
Sure, he doesn't act that stupid anymore, but he is.
You faggots, Kono didn't do shit, it's just a conspiracy against him.
Quote from: Boyager on June 24, 2008, 01:34:58 PM
Wow, my respect for Kono has taken a huge hit. Kono, you're a fucking idiot. doodthing;
Who is this faggot?
Quote from: Boyager on June 24, 2008, 05:19:01 PM
You faggots, Kono didn't do shit, it's just a conspiracy against him.
Shut the fuck up, Kono.
Quote from: Boyager on June 24, 2008, 05:19:01 PM
You faggots, Kono didn't do shit, it's just a conspiracy against him.
Well then whoever it is is sitting in his house using his computer. So he is to blame.
Quote from: Boyager on June 24, 2008, 08:51:24 PM
Well then whoever it is is sitting in his house using his computer. So he is to blame.
They stole his IP. Didn't you know proxies steal other peoples IPs randomly and use them for others? They don't just make up numbers, dumbass.
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 12:43:34 AM
They stole his IP. Didn't you know proxies steal other peoples IPs randomly and use them for others? They don't just make up numbers, dumbass.
And why are you defending him? Because you are him?
Give it up. You can't win.
Quote from: Boyager on June 23, 2008, 08:40:47 PM
Was it really Kono who made that thread about Clair? doodthing;
what was in it i missed it
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 01:16:24 AM
And why are you defending him? Because you are him?
Give it up. You can't win.
Nope, this is not kono, actually.
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 01:18:36 AM
what was in it i missed it
It's still on the front page nigger, look for it.
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 01:19:40 AM
It's still on the front page nigger, look for it.
Ah.
Wow kono is a fucking dumbass .
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 01:23:17 AM
Ah.
Wow kono is a fucking dumbass .
OP is not kono. What thread are you reading?
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 01:26:04 AM
OP is not kono. What thread are you reading?
OH GOD I'M SO CONFUSED
http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,30191.0.html
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 01:27:06 AM
OH GOD I'M SO CONFUSED
http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,30191.0.html
OP is not kono.
QuoteLOL So you are saying you have not gone to college? Why? Do you plan on having the job of a janitor's worth? And don't give me that "Bill gates, blah blah and such were successful without going to college" bullshit. You need to work bitch! And this job of yours, lunch lady perhaps, is not too important since many schools allow them to serve themselves. Anyway, enough assuming, you must live alone to be able to waste so much time so I will cut it short: You are alone and need boyagers to keep you company. That is truly the sad thing. Not her age or anything, the fact that she needs to keep her shit closed so that no one else can be let in.
What the lol?
OP of that thread was Kono. The only one denying it is him, he's too afraid not to hide behind the Anonymous board.
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 12:43:34 AM
They stole his IP. Didn't you know proxies steal other peoples IPs randomly and use them for others? They don't just make up numbers, dumbass.
You expect me to believe someone from here who thinks he knows me got on a proxie. One that just happens to be Kono's? I think the odds of someone doing that are not even existent. WTF. Another member getting Kono's IP on a proxie? I don't appreciate being called a dumbass. If you are so positive show yourself like a man or woman. BRING IT ON face to face and call me an dumbass. I'll be an idiot. How about you?
HAI GUYS WHATS GOING ON HERE
I would like to kindly ask whoever is making threads about me on here to, you know, stop.
Even if your intentions are good, they fucking suck.
I don't find her attractive.
Quote from: Socks on June 25, 2008, 08:16:40 AM
OP of that thread was Kono. The only one denying it is him, he's too afraid not to hide behind the Anonymous board.
How pathetic.
I don't like her
Quote from: Clair on June 25, 2008, 09:51:01 AM
You expect me to believe someone from here who thinks he knows me got on a proxie. One that just happens to be Kono's? I think the odds of someone doing that are not even existent. WTF. Another member getting Kono's IP on a proxie? I don't appreciate being called a dumbass. If you are so positive show yourself like a man or woman. BRING IT ON face to face and call me an dumbass. I'll be an idiot. How about you?
You aren't a dumbass, I wasn't expecting you to be the anon that I was speaking to, but that's besides the point. Also, why do you want it to be kono so badly? Would it kill you to think if he WASN'T the OP?
Quote from: Socks on June 25, 2008, 08:16:40 AM
OP of that thread was Kono. The only one denying it is him, he's too afraid not to hide behind the Anonymous board.
Why would he be afraid socks? And why do faggots like you constantly badger JMV over shit like this? None of this would be happening if the anonymous board fucking STAYED anonymous.
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 10:37:09 AM
Maybe if she shows the lower half...
She did post a vaginal photo on Outsider
Quote from: Sammie on June 25, 2008, 10:29:00 AM
I would like to kindly ask whoever is making threads about me on here to, you know, stop.
Even if your intentions are good, they fucking suck.
I want to suck the juices from your cunt
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 11:44:19 AM
She did post a vaginal photo on Outsider
really befuddlement
I'd like a link powerofone;
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 11:45:58 AM
really befuddlement
I'd like a link powerofone;
Ask around and I am sure one of them have it saved. She put the camera down her pants and snapped it.
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 11:41:32 AM
You aren't a dumbass, I wasn't expecting you to be the anon that I was speaking to, but that's besides the point. Also, why do you want it to be kono so badly? Would it kill you to think if he WASN'T the OP?
I know it was Kono. I have all I need to prove it. No it wouldn't kill me.
I don't see why the attack on me for no reason
I can think of.
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 11:43:17 AM
Why would he be afraid socks? And why do faggots like you constantly badger JMV over shit like this? None of this would be happening if the anonymous board fucking STAYED anonymous.
None of this would be happening if people wouldn't post shit about other people. JMV is right to reveal IP's in this case. It was an unprovoked personal attack.
I found out from someone else
before JMV said anything. baddood;
Quote from: Clair on June 25, 2008, 11:52:45 AM
None of this would be happening if people wouldn't post shit about other people. JMV is right to reveal IP's in this case. It was an unprovoked personal attack.
I found out from someone else before JMV said anything. baddood;
Yeah, Socks told you because he wants to get into your pants. Chivalry is dead, honey.
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 11:49:14 AM
I know it was Kono. I have all I need to prove it. No it wouldn't kill me.
I don't see why the attack on me for no reason I can think of.
Exactly, if you didn't do anything to kono he wouldn't have a reason to do as such. can you think of a reason? Think harder.
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 11:43:17 AM
Why would he be afraid socks? And why do faggots like you constantly badger JMV over shit like this? None of this would be happening if the anonymous board fucking STAYED anonymous.
Speaking of badgering me, let me open my IM transcripts
Quote10:53:33 PM Kono: What the lol?
10:53:40 PM James Valente: what
10:53:50 PM Kono: http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,30123.msg502333.html
10:53:53 PM Kono: why was it locked, lol
10:54:05 PM James Valente: idk too lazy to find out why lol
10:54:09 PM Kono: lol
10:54:12 PM Kono: funny thread
10:55:26 PM Kono: they might as well have locked the whole board
10:55:32 PM James Valente: lol
10:55:32 PM Kono: THATS WHAT IT IS ABOUT THERE
10:55:48 PM Kono: Maybe the faggot locking shit should be on the board more often
11:37:07 PM Kono: it was houdini
11:37:13 PM Kono: does he have ANY right to lock it?
11:37:20 PM James Valente: his mod position
11:37:24 PM Kono: lol
11:37:29 PM Kono: I mean, seriously
11:38:23 PM Kono: what rule did it break?
11:38:23 PM Kono: He is wrong on this one
11:38:23 PM Kono: I demand it be unlocked and Houdini's mod position revoked
11:38:23 PM Kono: I'm serious
11:38:33 PM James Valente: lol no
11:38:39 PM Kono: no what?
11:39:01 PM James Valente: i'm not demoting him for locking a fad thread in the anonymous board
11:39:16 PM Kono: unlock it then
11:39:35 PM Kono: 'he couldn't even provide a legit reason for locking it
11:39:48 PM James Valente: I just did
11:40:08 PM Kono: http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,30123.0.html
11:40:12 PM Kono: I still see lock
11:40:19 PM James Valente: I provided a legit reason
11:40:32 PM James Valente: if fucking cthulhu wasn't illegal, would you do it
11:40:41 PM James Valente: if fucking pokemon weren't illegal, would you fuck a pokemon
11:40:50 PM James Valente:
if fucking animals weren't illegal, would you fuck an animal
11:42:22 PM Kono: yeah they are all similar in title
11:42:27 PM Kono: but different in content
11:42:35 PM James Valente: they are all fad type threads
11:42:40 PM Kono: the locked thread was more than a y/n
11:42:59 PM James Valente: single emote post
11:43:02 PM James Valente: also against the rules
Quote11:30:38 PM Kono: Was I OP of the clair thread?
11:30:54 PM James Valente: yes
11:30:59 PM Kono: Lol
11:31:01 PM Kono: No
11:31:05 PM James Valente: yes
11:31:11 PM Kono: how would you know?
11:31:22 PM James Valente: IP address
Display name
*IP Removed*
KonohaShinobi
11:31:32 PM Kono: ;-;
11:31:43 PM Kono: You didn't have to tell everyone
11:31:50 PM Kono: jesus, I can't have any fun
Shall I go on?
kono is fucking retarded y/n
...why can't people just be nice to eachother?
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 01:37:19 PM
...why can't people just be nice to eachother?
who knows.
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 11:47:07 AM
Ask around and I am sure one of them have it saved. She put the camera down her pants and snapped it.
who wud i ask
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 12:51:20 PM
Exactly, if you didn't do anything to kono he wouldn't have a reason to do as such. can you think of a reason? Think harder.
I never talk to Kono. So I don't have to think. Unless it is here and I don't know it's him.
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 12:50:24 PM
Yeah, Socks told you because he wants to get into your pants. Chivalry is dead, honey.
Well
HONEY it wasn't Socks. Socks was one of the few who pmed me in support. We had a nice chat and he is a gentlemen. At least when he posts something he doesn't hide who he is. No doubt who said it. baddood;
Quote from: Sammie on June 25, 2008, 01:56:29 PM
I didn't even save it.
So you admit you did?
Did you put it out Outsider?
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 03:31:41 PM
So you admit you did?
Did you put it out Outsider?
That whore!
Where is this thread Kono made about Clair that everyone's bitching about?
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 05:25:54 PM
Where is this thread Kono made about Clair that everyone's bitching about?
http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,30146.0.html
http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,30201.0.html
Oh, no denials now I see.
Denials? O_0
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 06:07:07 PM
http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,30146.0.html
http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,30201.0.html
Nothing that bad, really. doodthing;
jmv's happy trail makes me smile
Quote from: Boyager on June 25, 2008, 03:22:18 PM
Well HONEY it wasn't Socks. Socks was one of the few who pmed me in support. We had a nice chat and he is a gentlemen. At least when he posts something he doesn't hide who he is. No doubt who said it. baddood;
Socks was one of the few people because he is close minded and only has one goal, that being to make babies.
Son of a bitch
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 07:49:29 AM
Socks was one of the few people because he is close minded and only has one goal, that being to make babies.
Again with this childish mentality, terrible.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 07:57:42 AM
Again with this childish mentality, terrible.
we know you want it
oÃ,·verÃ,·simÃ,·pliÃ,·fy (vr-smpl-f)
v. oÃ,·verÃ,·simÃ,·pliÃ,·fied, oÃ,·verÃ,·simÃ,·pliÃ,·fyÃ,·ing, oÃ,·verÃ,·simÃ,·pliÃ,·fies
v.tr.
To simplify to the point of causing misrepresentation, misconception, or error.v.intr.
To cause distortion or error by extreme simplification of a subject.
Questions?
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 08:05:14 AM
oÃ,·verÃ,·simÃ,·pliÃ,·fy (vr-smpl-f)
v. oÃ,·verÃ,·simÃ,·pliÃ,·fied, oÃ,·verÃ,·simÃ,·pliÃ,·fyÃ,·ing, oÃ,·verÃ,·simÃ,·pliÃ,·fies
v.tr.
To simplify to the point of causing misrepresentation, misconception, or error.v.intr.
To cause distortion or error by extreme simplification of a subject.
Questions?
alright. but she does not want you.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 08:07:12 AM
alright. but she does not want you.
Ok chief, now go on your merry way and don't burend yourself with such things.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 08:08:00 AM
Ok chief, now go on your merry way and don't burend yourself with such things.
burend? definition please.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 08:10:39 AM
burend? definition please.
"Futile
1. incapable of producing any result; ineffective; useless; not successful: "
Let it go.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 08:07:12 AM
alright. but she does not want you.
Now I am curious as to who I do want. I think I know who I might want. It would be interesting to hear your ideas.
Socks is not that shallow.
Quote from: Clair on June 26, 2008, 08:26:58 AM
Now I am curious as to who I do want. I think I know who I might want. It would be interesting to hear your ideas.
Socks is not that shallow.
Socks is about as shallow as a puddle.
And why socks? He's a douche.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 09:39:30 AM
Socks is about as shallow as a puddle.
Technically you can drown in as little as three inches of water.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 10:00:03 AM
Technically you can drown in as little as three inches of water.
Fuck your technicalities Yoseph.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 09:39:30 AM
Socks is about as shallow as a puddle.
And why socks? He's a douche.
What you mean why Socks? Why Socks what?
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 10:49:06 AM
What you mean why Socks? Why Socks what?
Why has she chosen socks to be her object of her affection.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 10:49:41 AM
Why has she chosen socks to be her object of her affection.
Who says I have chosen him?
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 10:49:41 AM
Why has she chosen socks to be her object of her affection.
What?
Quote from: Clair on June 26, 2008, 10:59:50 AM
Who says I have chosen him?
We have all seen you flirt none stop in the chat thread
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:02:20 AM
We have all seen you flirt none stop in the chat thread
That's just at times a playful conversation, nothing to take too seriously.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:07:04 AM
That's just at times a playful conversation, nothing to take too seriously.
Really now? Because it sure happens an awful lot. And doesn't just happen there, she specifically thanked you for "having her back".
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:02:20 AM
We have all seen you flirt none stop in the chat thread
I do that with anyone I know pretty good. And it's just having a conversation with him. I like him. If that's how you look at it then there are more gays here than want to admit it. Guys flirting with guys. Lighten up.
You must not know me very well.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:08:26 AM
Really now? Because it sure happens an awful lot. And doesn't just happen there, she specifically thanked you for "having her back".
What are you two years old, so? If that's your definition of implying a sexual overtone then you need to learn a few more things.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:09:45 AM
I do that with anyone I know pretty good.
WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL
QuoteAnd it's just having a conversation with him. I like him. If that's how you look at it then there are more gays here than want to admit it. Guys flirting with guys. Lighten up.
I am close friends with most of boyah's homosexuals but their banter is serious, they want butthurt.
QuoteYou must not know me very well.
I do.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:08:26 AM
Really now? Because it sure happens an awful lot. And doesn't just happen there, she specifically thanked you for "having her back".
Oh shit Socks. Should I delete the PM's? They are pretty graphic. >.<
Or maybe share them? LMAO.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:11:23 AM
What are you two years old, so? If that's your definition of implying a sexual overtone then you need to learn a few more things.
Quote from: Clair on June 26, 2008, 11:14:40 AM
Oh shit Socks. Should I delete the PM's? They are pretty graphic. >.<
Or maybe share them? LMAO.
You both are fucking retarded. You should be together and have mentally ill children.
I was merely poking fun at what I had accidentally posted, I knew the context of which she had posted you having her back when you protected her from the trolls.
Quote from: Clair on June 26, 2008, 11:14:40 AM
Oh shit Socks. Should I delete the PM's? They are pretty graphic.
Those were private and from the heart. :'(
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:16:44 AM
Those were private and from the heart. :'(
You are not Socks, go to hell.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:14:08 AM
WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL
I am close friends with most of boyah's homosexuals but their banter is serious, they want butthurt.
I do.
Well.
Not all the homosexual banter is serious. Some of them aren't homosexual.
Unless I know who you are, I assume you don't know me. Show yourself and we will see.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:18:27 AM
You are not Socks, go to hell.
I'm too lazy to check the box everytime I post in here.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:18:35 AM
Well.
Not all the homosexual banter is serious. Some of them aren't homosexual.
Unless I know who you are, I assume you don't know me. Show yourself and we will see.
Who do you think I am?
And duh some of them aren't homosexuals, but they still would take it up the ass.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:16:44 AM
Those were private and from the heart. :'(
I have them saved on a disk. I will never show them to anyone. caterpie;
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:20:49 AM
I have them saved on a disk. I will never show them to anyone.
You promise?
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:20:43 AM
Who do you think I am?
And duh some of them aren't homosexuals, but they still would take it up the ass.
Not the ones I am talking about.
I have no idea who you are. O_0
I have private PMs too.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:21:56 AM
You promise?
Absolutely. I will treasure till the day I die. cjlubdoods;
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:22:23 AM
Not the ones I am talking about.
I have no idea who you are. O_0
Cam is a faggot.
Guess.
Quote from: JMV on June 26, 2008, 11:22:59 AM
I have private PMs too.
I know. I saved yours too. powerofone; LMFAO.
IT"S A JOKE. baddood;
BADGED
FUCK YEAH TERMINAL
We should do this more often. powerofone;
Quote from: Socks on June 26, 2008, 11:26:04 AM
They still wont believe it.
Duh it's a joke. And thanks for stealing away my chance to have a badge, faggot.
Quote from: Socks on June 26, 2008, 11:26:04 AM
They still wont believe it.
I know. Cool huh? :|
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:27:02 AM
Duh it's a joke. And thanks for stealing away my chance to have a badge, faggot.
Actually, changing the page did that.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:27:29 AM
Actually, changing the page did that.
I still hate you.
Ha ha ha. Best day I have had in a long time.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:26:35 AM
We should do this more often.
Socks has been known to go multiple rounds.
Quote from: Clair on June 26, 2008, 11:28:27 AM
Ha ha ha. Best day I have had in a long time.
Quick, someone make a hate thread and ruin her day!
LOL. You guys are funny. I love Boyah.
Quote from: Clair on June 26, 2008, 11:32:03 AM
LOL. You guys are funny. I love Boyah.
We are serious. The other guy is making one now.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:33:13 AM
We are serious. The other guy is making one now.
No unless you guys like locked treads.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:35:04 AM
No unless you guys like locked treads.
We love em'. What the fuck are you gonna do, "BAWWW THEY DUNT LEIK ME"
I'm not going to do anything other then help you display your immaturity.
You are the immature one crying to jmv.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:38:04 AM
You are the immature one crying to jmv.
Much like you do when your threads get locked?
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:42:12 AM
Much like you do when your threads get locked?
This is not kono, and no.
lol
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:49:56 AM
lol my nuts in your mouth
lol stfu kono go fap to bluaki
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:50:22 AM
lol stfu kono go fap to bluaki
That isn't me faggot.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 26, 2008, 11:51:52 AM
That isn't me faggot.
KonohaShinobi 02:49:59 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
I went to check before you even posted, you and I are the only ones viewing this board.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:53:27 AM
KonohaShinobi 02:49:59 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
I went to check before you even posted, you and I are the only ones viewing this board.
At 2:49, I am just now looking.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:08:26 AM
And doesn't just happen there, she specifically thanked you for "having her back".
You can't be serious...
lalalallalala
wot wot wot
What's going on in here? baddood;
holy fuck that was long
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 11:36:00 AM
We love em'. What the fuck are you gonna do, "BAWWW THEY DUNT LEIK ME"
That wasn't me. O_0
Guys, did you know that my original account is I Hate Socks? baddood;
I then started hating JMV and V for deleting my posts.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 04:48:04 PM
Guys, did you know that my original account is I Hate Socks? baddood;
I then started hating JMV and V for deleting my posts.
Yeah I mean being admin on a forum being bothered by a moron. I'm so bad.
Kono is being annoying lately
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 05:35:47 PM
Kono is being annoying lately
how so? seems normal to me.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 04:48:04 PM
Guys, did you know that my original account is I Hate Socks? baddood;
I then started hating JMV and V for deleting my posts.
I do my best.
Quote from: Boyager on June 26, 2008, 05:40:43 PM
Elaborate
FUCKING BADGE!!!!
Oh well...Idk. YOU elaborate.
WTF, you were that "I Hate Socks" faggot? baddood;
More JMV penis discussion or BAN
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k155/mippo44/0623082005.jpg)
wut
shave
jmv penis thumbup;
smallest thing ever
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You did it wrong. baddood;
I know. baddood;
All of you are off topic
Quote from: Boyager on June 29, 2008, 06:21:56 PM
All of you are off topic
you should be on jmv's penis
Quote from: Boyager on June 29, 2008, 06:37:59 PM
reserved for clucky
i called dibs, like, 7 years before she was even born
srsly
grawr
purrg
Socks with IP tracking, beware...
luts
I am so fucking miserable right now.
*HUGS FOR ALL*
HIROS PUBIC GALLERY
Music's got me feeling so free
we gonna celebrate...
one more time...
Gonzo musica.cards
Buy some mints, eat a few chints, take it from me
Quote from: Boyager on July 23, 2008, 03:01:17 AM
Music's got me feeling so free
we gonna celebrate...
one more time...
Mafia's got me shooting my knee
we gonna pay...
one more time...
Quote from: Boyager on July 23, 2008, 03:01:17 AM
Music's got me feeling so free
we gonna celebrate...
one more time...
daft punk
paft dunk baddood;
[spoiler=nsfw](http://i37.tinypic.com/2icad55.png)[/spoiler]
i am scarred for life.
penish
Quote from: Boyager on August 12, 2008, 03:48:31 PM
[spoiler=nsfw](http://i37.tinypic.com/2icad55.png)[/spoiler]
i am scarred for life.
meaty cocks
i forgot tinypic didn't allot that sort of thing
well, it was a breast with insects nesting in it.
This made me lol befuddlement
guys stop being gay ok thanks bye
weird music taste;
Daft Punk
Killswitch Engage
Weezer
In Living Colour
Good Charlotte
HIM
and other misc artists
Speaking of JMV penis...
Quote from: Boyager on August 23, 2008, 04:25:13 PM
weird music taste;
Daft Punk
Killswitch Engage
Weezer
In Living Colour
Good Charlotte
HIM
and other misc artists
those are all popular groups dumbass
Quote from: Boyager on August 23, 2008, 04:37:03 PM
Speaking of JMV penis...
he posted a picture of it lul
Houdini sucks.
JMV has penis befuddlement
:(
wry
' = '
cry;
:'(
|___________________________________________________>
actual size
^ââ,¬Â¾^
Quote from: Boyager on August 24, 2008, 03:13:31 PM
:(
Quote from: Boyager on August 24, 2008, 03:14:34 PM
:[
Quote from: Boyager on August 24, 2008, 03:15:35 PM
wry
Quote from: Boyager on August 24, 2008, 03:16:31 PM
cry;
Quote from: Boyager on August 24, 2008, 03:16:42 PM
:'(
//http://
penis penis penis
penus
sinep
cosine tangent
Quote from: Boyager on August 24, 2008, 03:20:46 PM
cosine tangent
fractions, decimals, imaginary numbers?
shut up
i'd be okay if we stopped having babies for a while
Quote from: Boyager on August 24, 2008, 03:23:06 PM
fractions, decimals, imaginary numbers?
that's grade school math man
gooncamp;
No matter who you are.
You are Cam here.
bump
this thread has really gone downhill
Quote from: Boyager on September 21, 2008, 03:43:23 AM
this thread has really gone downhill
Did you honestly expect it to be great?
Quote from: Boyager on September 21, 2008, 11:25:58 AM
Did you honestly expect it to be great?
no
but i did expect more jmv penis discussion
jmv's penis has a freckle on it
Quote from: Boyager on August 16, 2008, 10:02:37 PM
guys stop being gay ok thanks bye
Cocks.
Thousands of them in you ass.
And you like it.
ew
Quote from: Boyager on September 23, 2008, 11:50:50 AM
you told me not to show picture luls
true, at least he didn't see ittttt
Quote from: Boyager on September 23, 2008, 11:52:27 AM
true, at least he didn't see ittttt
who said i didn't see it
you guys
seriously
seriously guys
guys
seriously?
guys
GUYS
guys
jmv will you go out with me plz
befuddlement
(http://[mp3][flash=425,350]http://[youtube][flash=425,350][i][b]wooooooooooooooooo[/b][/i][/flash][/youtube][/flash][/mp3])
Quote from: Boyager on October 06, 2008, 07:01:55 AM
befuddlement
(http://[mp3][flash=425,350]http://[youtube][flash=425,350][i][b]wooooooooooooooooo[/b][/i][/flash][/youtube][/flash][/mp3])
nice job failing
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Quote from: Zidone on October 15, 2008, 11:53:59 PM
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IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO
can i be a ho?
I'm Velvet Jones, buy my new book "I Wanna Be A Ho"
OBAMA BRO FIST
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45143000/jpg/_45143269_-14.jpg)
guys
GIRLS JSUT WANT TO HAS FUN befuddlement
Quote from: Boyager on October 25, 2008, 09:23:03 PM
OBAMA BRO FIST
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45143000/jpg/_45143269_-14.jpg)
BROBAMA FIST
Quote from: Boyager on October 25, 2008, 09:23:03 PM
OBAMA BRO FIST
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45143000/jpg/_45143269_-14.jpg)
FUCK YES
RUB IT
of all emotes, why is that one still there?
Quote from: Boyager on November 01, 2008, 02:46:53 AM
RUB IT
of all emotes, why is that one still there?
remember when we were going to make a whole series of these.
everyone needs to stop with the you tag.
carrot bump
stop using this board to increase your self-esteem
Quote from: Boyager on November 18, 2008, 07:14:32 AM
stop using this board to increase your self-esteem
no u
un uh u
Come on over here boy have a cigar, you're gonna go far.
You're never gonna die.
Quote from: Boyager on December 16, 2008, 03:48:25 PM
Come on over here boy have a cigar, you're gonna go far.
You're never gonna die.
You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you.
are the outsiders gone yet
About time. What assholes. akudood;
No one likes those faggots.
I'm glad they're gone. akudood;
Too bad Guff is stuck here. akudood; :(
anyone want to get laid
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year....
i'm bored
I like alcohol. It's nice to get a buzz going... I don't like when I hear about people drinking alone though, that just gets me worried for them
After getting wasted I will never again get completely drunk.
Just buzzed.
Getting wasted is a very not good thing.
wow all of you are 21!?
Quote from: Boyager on January 17, 2009, 08:50:48 PM
After getting wasted I will never again get completely drunk.
Just buzzed.
Getting wasted is a very not good thing.
Wasted to the point where you don't throw up is pretty good imo
Quote from: Mettalik on January 17, 2009, 09:19:43 PM
wow all of you are 21!?
Nope
So, bloodshot eyes, getting "fried"...
MY PENIS ITCHES. :(
it feels like ive been beaten with a baseball bat, in the head.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF_SOgDHbuc[/youtube]
Quote from: Boyager on January 23, 2009, 05:46:57 PM
it feels like ive been beaten with a baseball bat, in the head.
boink
I drank today. doodella;
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/02/1544970224_adb1485b07.jpg)
yay beer toothdood;
vodka is the best.
watermelon vodka to be exact.
swigging beer right now
if i drink enough maybe i'll become like president pierce
My name is ______, and I am addicted to stuffing my face with pricks
hi i just stuffed my face with penis, and now i have no more penis
what should i do
Quote from: Boyager on February 19, 2009, 11:37:38 PM
hi i just stuffed my face with penis, and now i have no more penis
what should i do
you accidentally the whole penis?
I drank 4 or 5 glasses of hot chocolate within an hour or two last night.
Oh, boy. Chocolate.
I killed a man for half a Snickers bar. akudood;
Quote from: Boyager on February 20, 2009, 09:11:42 AM
I killed a man for half a Snickers bar. akudood;
What did you do with the body?
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 20, 2009, 09:14:29 AM
What did you do with the body?
I sold it to science for more chocolate.
Very good.
Care for some? toothdood;
How kind of you.
I may have ended a life for 15 cents worth of candy, but I can still be a pretty nice fella.
As long as you don't kill me, it's all good.
Perish the thought, my dear fellow. Perish the thought.
My Walgreens is selling Snickers 2 for a dollar
Quote from: Boyager on February 21, 2009, 10:35:18 AM
My Walgreens is selling Snickers 2 for a dollar
That happened with me once about 2 years ago. I decided to buy a shitload and the cashier was like, damn that's a lot of candy ;) and I saved it in a box for no reason.
I still have them, I may just preserve them and show them to my children or something about candy and artificial flavors we used to use.
Quote from: Boyager on February 28, 2009, 10:01:59 AM
That happened with me once about 2 years ago. I decided to buy a shitload and the cashier was like, damn that's a lot of candy ;) and I saved it in a box for no reason.
I still have them, I may just preserve them and show them to my children or something about candy and artificial flavors we used to use.
Snickers are forever THE POWER OF GOD
sex advice anyone
go to Frickers
Have some Bricker's
(fries)
buy stickers happydood;
Always wear your rain slickers
lick her
bring liquor
Quote from: Boyager on March 15, 2009, 11:05:52 PM
I'll call the cops
And I'll get the shotgun. Now get in the corner.
looks like the spider caught himself a couple of flies wariodood;
looks like your mom is fat
looks like my dick is huge
looks like crayfish to me. baddood;
hi guys
CHOKLIT REIGN
Quote from: Boyager on March 30, 2009, 12:03:02 PM
it's not even funny baddood;
it's better than rain baddood;
The vanilla dome provides a nice facial snow cone. giggle;
what is this i don't even
Vanilla Dome, isn't that from Super Mario World?
Quote from: Boyager on May 07, 2009, 05:57:16 PM
Vanilla Dome, isn't that from Super Mario World?
no its from one of my wetdreams giggle;
i did things akudood;
I'm really horny, and I want to masturbate, but I'm afraid that my friends will hear me.
Quote from: Boyager on July 04, 2009, 09:43:27 PM
I'm really horny, and I want to masturbate, but I'm afraid that my friends will hear me.
The risk only makes things more exciting. spam;
Why do the posts in this board suck so much today?
I accidentally the whole Coca Cola bottle. :(
hello boyah i am bedridden. what should i do this is really boring/painful/etc. i cant sleep all day long.
Quote from: Boyager on July 24, 2009, 10:40:24 PM
hello boyah i am bedridden. what should i do this is really boring/painful/etc. i cant sleep all day long.
why
so apparently i lost 16 pounds in one day (though it might've been two) spam;
i guess i can just forget about getting to 150 lbs :\
Quote from: Boyager on July 25, 2009, 07:45:16 PM
so apparently i lost 16 pounds in one day (though it might've been two) spam;
i guess i can just forget about getting to 150 lbs :\
did you lose an arm or something akudood;
is that bassir
no its rdx
i only posted it here in here because i didnt want to disturb any of the gay buttfucking that goes on in the chat thread
lol. How sweet. n_u
my mother didn't give me what I want what the fuck
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Quote from: Boyager on August 19, 2009, 08:36:35 PM
my mother didn't give me what I want what the fuck
now i got a glock making motherfuckers duck
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u guys
Quote from: Boyager on November 27, 2009, 04:28:09 AM
now i got a glock making motherfuckers duck
pop the glock
The glock you pop
Sound like twista
Fast as hell
Quote from: Boyager on November 28, 2009, 06:06:19 AM
pop the glock
The glock you pop
Sound like twista
Fast as hell
suck a cock while eating snot cuz you fucking suck
[spoiler]stop, drop[/spoiler]
Quote from: Boyager on November 28, 2009, 04:05:38 PM
suck a cock while eating snot cuz you fucking suck
[spoiler]stop, drop[/spoiler]
Uffie would like a word with you.
HI
I'm kinda here, say hi to me. Damnit.
Also, my grandma just called doodthing; a tooth
Hi. Your grandmother is blasphemous.
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48024000/jpg/_48024229_iran0806_amiri_466.jpg)
hi i didnt know where else to post this. seemed like it would be out of place in the chat thread.
anyway i saw this in the news and i cant see how it could possibly be the guy on the right. his nose is different, eyes are different, cheekbones are different. its odd. im guessing the one on the left is the kidnapped one (considering how the right one is fat)?
post
all arabs look the same to me
Quote from: Boyager on August 24, 2010, 02:55:29 PM
all arabs look the same to me
Then you must have a low IQ
wasnt me
Honestly, Arabs don't look the same.
i love arabs
i love some muslims
goldfrapp
has sam lost her virginity yet y/n
Quote from: Boyager on January 04, 2011, 08:31:16 PM
has sam lost her virginity yet y/n
yesto me i love the NintendoFAngirl, she is sooo hot&smartbeautiful
prosquid 5thgrade;
Bam Bam was gonna be my reply to that one thread but it was locked :(
so why is this thread called Temple of Droplets anyway
minish cap dungeon that tec loves the song to
lol i can never remember the names of the dungeons in most of the handheld zeldas
i remember a few link's awakening ones though...catfish's maw, eagle tower (i think), turtle rock (easy because it was also in alttp)
also i think the first one in oracle of seasons was called gnarled root something or other
that's about all i remember goowan
I'll be part of your Butt Brigade. yes;
Quote from: Boyager on May 09, 2008, 07:36:23 PM
wait is me## really bi
Quote from: Boyager on May 09, 2008, 08:19:09 PM
Yes. Well, he talks about liking guys and girls, but he says he is gay.
clearly this needs to be sorted out
I assure you, he's gay.
david is the straightest man i have ever known
sometimes i go on chat on facebook just for the off chance that some girl or something will talk to me
Quote from: Boyager on June 23, 2011, 09:36:24 PM
sometimes i go on chat on facebook just for the off chance that some girl or something will talk to me
i try to avoid facebook at all times just for the off chance someone or something will talk to me
kaz is p. gay
Quote from: Boyager on June 23, 2011, 09:52:25 PM
i try to avoid facebook at all times just for the off chance someone or something will talk to me
they have a setting to make yourself invisible
i was wrong lied
posts in the anonymous board are counted, whether anonymous or not
Quote from: Tectrinket on December 13, 2011, 01:38:34 PM
i was wrong lied
posts in the anonymous board are counted, whether anonymous or not
Geez Tec. you just lie to us all the time
The end justifies the means. THE POWER OF GOD
Quote from: Boyager on June 12, 2011, 01:21:54 AM
david is the straightest man i have ever known
i agree. ifeelbetter;
always last post on 499 ;_;
kougraducky has an ass
post pics
HoW dO yOu DiStInGuIsH bEtWeEn LaZiNeSs AnD dEpReSsIoN.
laziness is when you feel bad for not doing what you need to. depression is not caring that you should be but aren't.
Quote from: Boyager on August 28, 2012, 09:33:38 AM
laziness is when you feel bad for not doing what you need to. depression is not caring that you should be but aren't.
uhh... isn't it the opposite?
HOw caN ONe sEe A dOCTor AbOUT ONe'S DePResSIOn STaTuS W/o bEING emBaRrASSeD
Quote from: Boyager on October 11, 2012, 10:57:55 AM
HOw caN ONe sEe A dOCTor AbOUT ONe'S DePResSIOn STaTuS W/o bEING emBaRrASSeD
docotos dont care they just throw pills at oyu
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPW2ODorU98[/youtube]
lmao what
http://www.sex.com/news/blog/2013/02/26/miss-delaware-teen-usa-melissa-king-sex-video/
O_0 O_0
I always wonder why I'm here. Not just this forum, but this planet. I'm always thinking about how others lives would be improved if I didn't exist or how much less of a burden I'd be to others. Maybe one day I'll just end it all and do everyone a favor.
Quote from: Boyager on March 12, 2013, 08:33:45 PM
I always wonder why I'm here. Not just this forum, but this planet. I'm always thinking about how others lives would be improved if I didn't exist or how much less of a burden I'd be to others. Maybe one day I'll just end it all and do everyone a favor.
shut the fuck up snowy
Quote from: Boyager on March 12, 2013, 09:02:03 PM
shut the fuck up snowy
I can do it tonight if you'd like.
How do I login???
Quote from: Boyager on March 12, 2013, 08:33:45 PM
I always wonder why I'm here. Not just this forum, but this planet. I'm always thinking about how others lives would be improved if I didn't exist or how much less of a burden I'd be to others. Maybe one day I'll just end it all and do everyone a favor.
Except for those who care; or who will care; or those and things influenced by you in some way; there is no significant impact by you or anyone to this planet.
Quote from: Boyager on March 12, 2013, 09:02:03 PM
shut the fuck up snowy
that was pretty uncalled for honestly
Quote from: Boyager on March 12, 2013, 08:33:45 PM
I always wonder why I'm here. Not just this forum, but this planet. I'm always thinking about how others lives would be improved if I didn't exist or how much less of a burden I'd be to others. Maybe one day I'll just end it all and do everyone a favor.
Jesus Christ Tec, depressed much?
Quote from: Sif on March 17, 2013, 10:10:07 AM
Jesus Christ Tec, depressed much?
that doesn't even read like a post of mine lol
Quote from: Boyager on March 17, 2013, 01:37:07 PM
okay dp
that wasn't me lol
I haven't been on since my last post.
BOOTY BOOTY
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Quote from: Boyager on April 29, 2008, 02:26:30 PM
[spoiler=A brief history of chocolate]Two nights ago I was asleep !! At my apartment door, I am awakened by a scraping !! I cautiously get out of bed and look through the the peep hole, but all I can see is red !! Too tired to care, I walked over to the the couch and fell back, IN POG FORM !! asleep !!
the the next morning I got up, on my way to my car I met an old woman who I generally avoided because she stank !! She approached me and asked if I had been awoken, I told her yes and she said "You haven't lived hear long, have you?", I said "no", she said "Every June, around this time, the the Flummox makes its rounds !! !! !! !! If he can find a way into your apartment, he will Flummox you right out of your skin !! He likes skins !! He wears them to appear normal in public !!"
I got scared and went back, IN POG FORM !! inside and went to sleep !! I awoke at about 12:30am with the the same scraping, this time at my bedroom window !! I peeked out my window and I saw it !! Terrible and writhing, like a baby without flesh or bone !! It squirmed and rubbed it's fleshy girth all over my window !!
Too my horror, I also realized that the the red I had seen through my peep hole was actually the the creatures eye !! !! !! !! which BLOODSHOT RED !! I ran to my closet and shut myself in, I awoke 5 hours ago and decided I should post this before it flummoxes me too !! It's out there !! I looked outside earlier, the the police were there carrying the the corpse of the the old woman, she too had been flummoxed !!
I know this will get few responses !! I have pictures, but I don't know if I should post them !! They are very graphic and I do not want to get made fun of !! the the Flummox killed my father when I was 11, and now it has come for me !!
Well, I managed to survive last night !! !! !! !! So I went to the the local library to see what I could find on the the creature !! Nothing !! So as I'm walking home (the the Flummox blew my car up) I see a fortune teller and I ask him !! He says "Give me your watch" so I do and then he says "the the only way one can defeat the the Flummox is if they catch a piece of his body in a jar !! !! !! !! !! You must then put the the jar in the the microwave for 100 minutes until it is completely fried" !!
This new learning amazed me, so I went to sleep !! I awoke in the the bad part of town in the the darkness of night (full of ghettos and hooligans) so I went to grab my bicycle but notice it was stole !! So as I'm running home I see the the Flummox in the the road, flummoxing his way in my direction !!
Immediatley I jumped down the the local manhole and lit myself a candle !! I slept there for the the night, until just now when I decided to post this !!
So I finally got pics of the the area that I'm in !!
I landed here when I saw the the Flummox heading my way !! I slept here for the the night, and when I awoke I headed through into the the next room, and I made a salad out of the the lush greenery !! Finally, I headed through the the neighboring tunnel and explored the the perimeter !!
I crawled out of the the manhole and caught a ride back, IN POG FORM !! to my apartment !! the the man driving the the steamboat said he could only take me so far, and that I would have to swim the the rest of the the way !! He provided me with a rubber inner-tube for to floatation device and I set out across the the sea !!
I awoke on the the docks at night and realized I was nowhere near my apartment, the the man had led me astray !! Just then, my cel-phone rang out, the the number was CALLING FROM INSIDE MY APARTMENT! I hesitated but answered, on the the other end was police officer John Malone, he informed me that 3 bodies were found inside my apartment, each missing their flesh !! He said he believed in my innocence, but wanted to know what was going on !!
Before I could tell him to get the the hell out, I heard a violent sucking sound and Malone screamed in pain !! the the Flummox had obviously gotten him as well !!
To my horror, I then remembered that my parents would be coming down to visit soon !! My current quest is to build a raft and sail back, IN POG FORM !! to my apartment !!
Earlier today I met a homeless man and told him I needed passage to the the other side of the the sea !! He told me I could have his stuff with which to make myself a raft, so I beat him up and took it !! I constructed this raft and went on to forage for food around the the docks !! I dined upon the the indeginous crustecean in the the area
I awoke to find the the Flummox sailing away on my raft cackling like a cow !! With him was the the homeless man !! !! !! I watched in horror as the the Flummox violently flummoxed his skin off !! the the Flummox makes a violent sucking sound and removes the the skin, leaving the the homeless man skinless ALIVE!
I called a cab, but he called me back, IN POG FORM !! and said "Hey kid, **** you !! !! !! !! and watch out for the the Flummox" !! This hurt my feelings, but I was happy to know the the world was cheering for me !!
I then saw a barge sailing away and decided that it would be the the fastest route back, IN POG FORM !! to my house so I tied a rope to my rubber inner-tube (which I had been wearing) and lassoed the the barge and caught a ride !! When I awoke I recognized that I was now in China because it smelled like a urinal and cigarette butts were everywhere !! I saw a chinese man and caught a ride, I told him my story but luckily he could not make the the English !!
He told me his name was Larry and then my mother called in a moment that would forever change my life !!
"Hello?"
"Yes this is your mother, I was sick and unable to come visit and so I sent your father instead !! !! !! !! !! the the police just notified me that he was found dead, missing his skins"
At this point, I asked Larry to pull over !! I broke down and cried and Larry began to dance !! We then resumed our trip when suddenly Larry screamed !! There before us, was the the Flummox writhing about in my brothers skins !!
Before I could think, Larry leaped into action !!
"What are you doing!?" I said
"Brother, I am proud to have known you" said Larry
and with that, he drove his rickshaw straight into the the fleshy corpus !! This, of course, only served to further enrage the the Flummox, which proceded to flummox Larry into oblivion !!
I turned and ran until I found an abandoned hotel !! Apparently this sacred place was unflummoxable !! But I watched in horror as the the creature flummoxed and ate my dog as well as my guinea pig, rosey !!
*Special note: with everything the the Flummox absorbs, it can then turn into this and walk among the the living*
**Also, teleporting and lock picking are among it's special abilities*
Tommorow will be my finest hour!
I awoke feeling strange, "Was it the the banana flavored rubber thingy I ate earlier?" I thought !! I looked down to find the the sheets of my bed a bloody mess! the the Flummox had apparently flummoxed the the skin of my legs (all the the way to the the kneecaps) completely !! "Why would he only maim me?" I thought, there had to be an explanation, but first I knew I had to get out of Singapore !!
I jumped off of the the balcony and landed on my rubber inner-tube !! I lassoed a momma goat and commanded he take me back, IN POG FORM !! to the the airport !! However, they deemed me unsuitable for flight (the the Flummox had stolen my clothes, leaving me with only the the rubber inner-tube for protections) !!
I walked back, IN POG FORM !! outside, depressed !! Above my head I watched as the the plane I was about to get on CRASHED! the the Flummox apparently crashed the the plane because he thought I was on it, killing over a million oriental peoples !! This made me feel better because I wasn't on it !!
've become used to dining in the the wilderness !! So I foraged around Singapore for food stuffs !! I met an old crone and although I could not understand what this old man was saying I knew it had to be important !! I later dined on authentic Singapore cuisine (cats, orangutans, small children, etc) and rode momma goat to the the nearest ship !!
It was one dark night in Bombay when I awoke !! the the crew had apparently ditched me and my goat and I was left stranded !! My cell phone rang out, it was the the cab service they said: "Hey kid, **** you! Oh, and the the Flummox just burned down you apartment" !! I rode the the Momma Goat (that's what I named him ) back, IN POG FORM !! to my apartment !! However I found it was burned down !! the the neighbors house had also been burned and they said "Hey kid! **** you! the the Flummox HAS to have the the flesh of the the tenant of Apt !! 333 or else he goes wild !! This is all your fault for not giving your flesh to the the Flummox!" and they began to chase after me with small children !!
I tore out of the the parking lot on the the back, IN POG FORM !! of momma goaty, I must ran over atleast 15 babies !!
I wound up back, IN POG FORM !! in my manhole sanctuary which is where I am now !! I find this place to be a safe haven but I fear for the the worst at what might happen once my lush greeneries die off !!
I awoke inside the the goat !! Apparently I had cut it open and slept inside to keep warm (it gets quite cold inside of manholes at night) !! I created clothes from the the remainders, wearing the the head like a native american !!
I can no longer call for assistance (the the Flummox cancelled my Verizon contract) !! So I sit inside my new home !! !! !! Thinking back, IN POG FORM !! over the the past few day's adventure !! It's funny how one can go out and see the the world, but then must be forcably confined to a manhole !! !! !! Such is life !!
I sometimes run through the the tunnels at night, looking for a new passage !! !! !! but nothing new ever pops up !! I shiver when I hear the the scraping sounds at night, because I know the the lurking horror that waits for me above ground !!
the the cab service finally came and rescued me from the the manhole and took me to the the hospital !! I lay in the the bed, and suddenly I saw a familiar face !! !! !! !! !! Larry !!
I was overjoyed to see my old compadre when I suddenly remembered that the the Flummox could turn into anything that he has previously flummoxed !! I darted out of the the room and into the the medical supply room, locking myself in !!
I've decided there is no escape in this world !!
I've decided to take my own life !! !! !! !! !! !! !! With my bare hands
I awoke in the the hospital !! Apparently the the cocktail of pills I stomached was not enough to kill me and only caused minor brain damage !! the the workers of the the hospital seem to all be in cahoots with the the Flummox, working with it to achieve some greater goal !!
I would like to take this time to further describe the the creature, because it seems some of you are getting it confused with Dr !! Seuss's farts and such like !!
For starters, the the Flummox can take on nearly any form of something he has Flummoxed, but in his natural form he mostly favors a decomposing whale !! From this fleshy corpusle he will extend his head, which is like that of a baby without skin !! the the mouth is approx !! 12 feet wide and has no roof, just rows upon rows of teeth !! How exactly it "flummoxes" is something I cannot describe, for the the detail would be too much for any of you to handle !! It was first sited in 1873 by Sir !! Simon Ragetti, a Muslim missionary here on a slave hunting expedition !! Ragetti reportedly sealed the the enemy away by appeasing it with flesh from the the people in a nearby villiage, that villiage eventually came to be where I now live !!
the the Flummox escapes every year but is almost immediatley subdued by flummoxing the the flesh from the the unwitting victim living in the the apartment !! Before now, I had be using my supior intellect to outwit the the creature, but with the the damages done to my brain from the the suicide attempt, I fear the the Flummox may have become smarter than even myself !! I've found a repository of medicine which I eat from daily !! !! !! It must be vitamins because it causes attentiveness of the the nipples !!
My plan? Make a mad dash to the the Flummox's headquarters and stab him with a hyperdermic needle, extracting the the needed DNA !! Then, following the the fortune tellers advice, I shall run to the the nurse's break room and microwave on high for 1000 minutes !!
I'll let you know how it turns out !!
think I'm dying, but nobody told me !! All the the medicine I've been ingesting has taken it's toll: I can no longer solve simple math problems, nor can I move my right arm !! Nonetheless I took the the elevator to the the roof of the the hospital where I finally met face to face with the the Flummox !!
He came right toward me, and I had no choice but to do a barrel roll off the the side of the the 15 story building and into a truck full of asbestos !! the the truck carried me to Alaska, where I stayed with the the native peoples and they (using their cybertronic technologies) built me a new right arm, as well as made me clothes from baby seels !!
We drove back, IN POG FORM !! to Alabama to face the the Flummox, only to find the the entire state had been covered with "Flummaise" !! Flummaise is the the goo the the Flummox excretes from it's ass after it Flummoxes a victim !! Apparently all of Alabama has been Flummoxed and the the creature is bent on world domination !!
Due to my swiftly expiring health, I am appointing one of the the Eskimo natives as my stenographer, but he will still reveal the the daily events from 1st person as I dictate !!
!! !! !!And so, my 2 Eskimo friends met their clansmen and together we rallied and army of natives !! the the two (2) chief generals wished to be known only as "Ducky Ferguson" and "Tim" !!
We assembled on the the Flummaise field, the the Flummox covering every building like baby vomit !! Suddenly out of the the goo, hundreds of smaller Flummoxlets popped up for to battle !!
Me:This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!
Ferguson: On these shields, boys!
[Eskimos cheer]
Me: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time
And with that, the the first wave of battalions went at it, many Eskimos died but many more were protected by the the baby seel blubber they coated themselves with (far too slippery to flummox) !! They set fire to the the Flummoxlets !! !! !! !! the the smell was like that of a baby without flesh !!
Me: the the world will know that freemen stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and that before this battle is done, that even a Flummox can bleed !!
the the enemy outnumbered us a paltry three (3) to one (1), good odds for any Eskimo !! We were winning when suddenly the the Flummoxlets broke of their attack and sent forth a messenger !!
Me: Before you speak, Flummoxlet, know that IMO everyone, even a Flummox's messenger, is responsible for the the words of their voice !! Now !! !! !!what message do you bring?
Messenger: Flesh and blood
Me: [Laugh] You come all the the way from Mother Flummox for flesh and blood?
Messenger: Choose your next words carefully !! They may be your last !!
Me: You kill my Father, you blew up my car !! You kill my goat !! You canceled my Verizon contract! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Flummoxlet !! Perhaps you should have done the the same!
Messenger: [facing my sword] Mad !! !! !! you're a madman! No man, brain damage or no, would ever attack a messenger!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Me: Madness? THIS !! IS !!
Before he could finish his sentence, out of the the sky fell upon our leader great amounts of flummox !!
Before we knew it, they had us cornered !! A trap !!
His helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision !! And he must see far !!
His inner-tube was heavy !! It threw him off balance !! And his target is far away !!
[Our leader throws his spear and hits the the side of the the Flummox's face, ripping off his earrings]
He did not wish tribute, nor song, or monuments or poems of war and valor !! His wish was simple !! "Remember us" he said to me, that was his hope, should any free soul come across that place, in all the the countless centuries yet to be !! "May all our voices whisper to you from the the ageless stones, go tell a passerby, that here by Eskimo law, we lie !!" And so our leader died, and my brothers died; barely a week ago !! Long I pondered my kings cryptic talk of victory, but time has proven him wise, for from free Eskimo to free Eskimo the the word was spread that our bold leader and his 300 Alaskans, so far from home laid down their lives not just for Alabama but for all the the world and the the promise this country holds !! Now here on this ragged patch of earth called Flumaise, let his hordes face obliteration!
awoke to find that my Eskimo friends had betrayed me, hijacked my account, and told you all that I was dead !! That was all a vicious Eskimo lie (the the worst kind) and I have changed my password to keep them out !!
** I should make clear that I have been posting the the majority of this story from my Nintendo DSlite browser !! !! !! They told me I was too filthy and poor to go inside starbucks to use their wifi so that's why it takes me so long to update**
the the Eskimo chose to fuse with the the Flummox and to make him more powerful (he won them over by offering them sleds, dogs, and blubbery fat, typical Eskimo cuisine) !! They locked me in some kind of underground dungeon, from which I escaped by breaking off my toenail and using it to pick the the lock !!
I ran as far as I could, far far away !! back, IN POG FORM !! to civilization !! I ran until I made it to Europe (I was unsure of as to where in Europe I was, possibly Latin?) !! "Here" I thought, "here I shall get prepared, devise my plan, and finally buy some clothes" !! I needed clothes since I had up until this point been wearing only fishskins and my inner tube !!
While in Latin, I found the the ancient graveyard where I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it, I saw a black branch with blood that kept dripping, but I did not stop to help, as it was an Eskimo baby !!
While in the the graveyard, I made a salad out of dead leaves !! I then built myself a small fort for the the night !! In the the darkness of the the night it was cold !! !! !! !! I wished I still had my goat to sleep with !! !! !! !! I wished I was still in my manhole hiding place !! They had taken it all from me, and soon I shall do the the same to them !!
I awoke on a train headed out of Europe !! I chose a train because trains are the the only form of transport left in Europe since we bombed them in WW2 !! Suddenly, the the driver called back, IN POG FORM !! and said we would be experiencing some turbulence and all of a sudden the the train stopped !!
I hung my head out the the window and there it was !! !! !! !! the the Flummox, it was there and it was blocking the the tracks !! A British man beside me with bad teeth began to complain !! !! !! He was the the first to get Flummoxed !!
I jump through the the window of the the train and landed on the the tracks and began running the the opposite direction of the the beast !! I knew there was no way I could take it on yet, I needed equipment and pants !! the the Flummox proceeded to tear the the entire train apart searching for me !! !! !! !! Atleast a million Europeans must have died as I watched from the the woods, appreciating their sacrifice to my cause !!
I journeyed through the the woods until an old man in an underground home found me and took me in !! He offered me soup but there was something not right about him !!
I opened photoshop and compared him to the the Eskimos who betrayed me
Sure enough, friends, he was too an Eskimo !! I waited until nightfall, whence I bashed his head open with my DSLite and took his house for my own !! It would be here that I could finally rest up for the the night !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! Or so I thought !!
I left the the old man's hut and journeyed northward through the the European countryside !! Along my way I met a young European boy who took me in and gave me clothes, as well as eel skins and cheese !!
I immediately suspected something was off with this family !! !! !! !! So in the the night, I explored their small home !! !! !! !! I found a sword and killed them because I knew they were Eskimo spies sent by the the Flummox to capture me !!
the the following morning I heard a knock at the the door !! That's when the the European Police came and handcuffed me !! Apparently the the Flummox has disguised itself as me and has been killing people, because the the police said I was wanted for murder !!
It was preposterous !! !! !! !!and they took me to the the jail house, where I sit now typing this to you !!
They told me that unlike America, the the Europeans have no court system, and I, being American, am automatically guilty !! Tomorrow I am to be taken out and publicly stoned to death by all of Europe !!
I never thought it would end like this !! I run all this way, only to get killed for crimes I didn't commit!
FLUMMOX, IF YOU ARE READING THIS !! !! !! BURN IN HELL!
h boy !! !! !! You have no idea what I've been through !!
So there I was, sentenced to be stoned to death by all of Europe !! They hauled me out like a dog for crimes I did not commit !! They put me up on the the platform and the the people spat on me !! It was at this moment the the European peoples realized they had no stones with which to stone me, so they pelted me with anchovies, fruit bats, and breakfast cereals instead !! I pretended to act dead (they couldn't tell the the difference as they have no doctors), and was subsequently hauled off and tossed in the the catacombs
While in the the catacombs I made a delicious bone soup from the the watery graves !! I travelled far until I reached the the exit of the the catacombs, which just happened to be an old man's hut in eastern Nepal !!
We sat and talked of Flummox, like two orangutans in the the sun, we talked of the the Flummox and how we would get things done !!
the the old man told me the the back, IN POG FORM !! story of the the Flummox:
Long ago, before the the first humans there were giant beasts which roamed the the Earth !! It is said they came from the the stars !! When the the first humans came, they revered these giants as gods !! !! !! !! Some cataclysmic event drove the the giant overlords into the the sea, where they slumber inside watery shrines !! the the Flummox is of relation to these creatures, the the result of hybrid interbreeding between humans and the the giant beasts !! It can only be defeated on a certain and time of the the month, and until then it has free reign on this earth to do as it wishes
I didn't like what the the old man told me, so I stabbed him and left to go make this post !!
I fear the the Flummox may be killing more people and masquerading as me, and I know that I must act swiftly before my good name becomes tarnished !!
Thank you all so much for supporting me during this arduous times !!
My quest has taken me across the the globe !! !! !! to Soviet Russia!
Yes ladles and gentlespoons !! !! !! !! I'm in Soviet Russia, and let me tell you !! !! !! It is one ****ed up place !!
First of all, when I first walked into Soviet Russia !! !! !! I had to search the the police !! Then bus drove me to the the bar !! Bar walked into me !! !! !! This was very painful but I continued on !!
Currently, message is posting me and I'm not really sure what to make of it !!
Perhaps, with the the laws of time and space being altered here in Soviet Russia, I may have a chance to outwit the the evil Flummox !!
Wish me luck![/spoiler]
this post shall acumulate the Word filte,r for all time.
this thread is severely lacking in boyagers' butts
Quote from: Boyager on February 07, 2014, 05:53:54 PM
this thread is severely lacking in boyagers' butts
Thousand Year Reich Of Clucky Butts
Quote from: Boyager on February 07, 2014, 06:18:53 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 07, 2014, 05:53:54 PM
this thread is severely lacking in boyagers' butts
Thousand Year Reich Of Clucky Butts
that is not the butt i wish to see
I had a wet dream about Kaz's floppy jiggly ass.
if u want to play the demo for smash bros come over and sit on my lap and i'll let u play