Trends you literally started and got absolutely ZERO street cred for.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Absolutely nobody wore orange """khakis""" before I started about two summers ago.

Nobody even wanted them. I found the last godfordsaken pair at """Uniq"""lo(l) for approximately $10.

(totes worth )

Today I see every vapid chin* in the city strutting about in them OBLIVIOUSLY.

I have gotten absolutely zero street credits for starting the orange ch*no trend.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

• mother dearest coined the term "basic", as in, "that's basic"

yes, literally, lol

She gets zero credit.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/products/E444593-000/00?colorDisplayCode=34&sizeDisplayCode=029&pldDisplayCode=034

I think it was these. I don't even know anymore. They don't even come in that colo(u)r anymore.