Who is the best Overwatch?

[Mando Pandango]

go by any metric of your choosing

Why is they only ladies tho

[Kalahari Inkantation]

What do you mean? Is someone missing?

[Nyerp]

girls are stinky

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'm surprised to see that pharah is the overwhelming victor of this poll

she genuinely is the prettiest overwatch, you folk have good taste lol

TFW no delicious brown gf

It's just too bad she has even less personality than Overwatch's actual robots do.

mercy is of course by far the best mommy/wife material in the game (and perhaps in gaming overall) but pharah actually is marginally better looking, with d.va being a very close second

[TooB]

None of them have personality.

Except the ones whos personality is "annoying" i.e. tracer.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Tr*cer got far more votes in this poll than she deserves.

[Samus Aran]

on a related note

pharmercy is so good, and im quite fond of dva x zarya too, but the hot new one with dva seems to be dva x brigitte which im okay with even if i hate brigitte's stun mechanics in-game

[Daddy]

what if i want to fuck orisa

Is the robot itself supposed to be female?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqhXWRaMmU

Even Jeff Kaplan uses "her" repeatedly when referring to Orisa.

The robot has a female voice.

I wasn't even aware there was ambiguity in this lol

Zen is also unambiguously a male.

Bastion is probably the only one that is questionable since bastion can't talk and I don't think they're consistently referred to as "he" or "she" anywhere.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

what if i want to fuck orisa

Is the robot itself supposed to be female?

yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqhXWRaMmU

Even Jeff Kaplan uses "her" repeatedly when referring to Orisa.

The robot has a female voice.

I wasn't even aware there was ambiguity in this lol

Zen is also unambiguously a male.

Bastion is probably the only one that is questionable since bastion can't talk and I don't think they're consistently referred to as "he" or "she" anywhere.

i guess it's not so much ambiguity as it was my own ignorance, i assumed blizzard handled all the robots the way they handle bastion for whom they sidestep the question of gender entirely lol

i did not realize any of them were canonically gendered, esp. since zenyatta is the only one with apparently male human physiology

Anyway, the poll has been corrected. You can Orisa if you want.

[Daddy]

orisa is a strong african centaur

[Samus Aran]

orisa is a good girl and she does her best

[Mando Pandango]

Tr*cer got far more votes in this poll than she deserves.

hot take

I like Tracer

[Samus Aran]

i legitimately have a lot of fun playing as tracer when i don't do terrible. and i was literally just thinking today that i should play her more. i really need to stir up who i use in quick play and get decent with more characters.

i still will always find her annoying though

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i actually do admire the creativity and fun of tr*cer's gameplay gimmick myself lol, and honestly i even mostly like her character æsthetic aside from that godawful haircut

Her personality and mannerisms, however, speak for themselves.

[Hiro]

Really surprised pharahs the winner, though I guess she's the most fun to play as
Brigitte is p cute but Mercy is hottest
D.va and Widowmaker are cute too though