Los Ángeles Mobile Game Exposition 2015

[ME##]

'summer lesson, it's made by a japanese company, you know what that means'


oh boy

[Kalahari Inkantation]

the waifu era is upon us

i actively look forward to spending my future days alone and emaciated in a dusty corner, having abandoned this world to instead live out my fantasies in a virtual utopia

[Kalahari Inkantation]

but i've also seen a fair amount of disapproval over the amount of general fanservice and waifu pandering in fates

here is an example of dialogue ripped from a text dump of the game

How do you do?
Yes?
Waah...
It feels very nice
Are you hurt somewhere?
Did my hat slip out of place?
The same hair colour as my mother ... I'm proud of it.
I'm happy that you praise me
This hair style is my favourite
Eh?
Uhm...
Ehehe...
What a wonderful room
You don't hate ... touching me?
I wonder if I resemble father a little...
My eyelashes are unexpectedly long
Is raising such a child disappointing...?
When I entered the male bath a while ago, I was almost kicked out...
Nn-
Come on
Being touched so much is embarrassing
Not t-this place...!
Uhm ... am I ... cute?
I made these clothes myself
Uhm... I'm a boy, so I don't have chests, you know?
Would adding more frills make it cuter...?
Clothes are one of the things protecting your body. Please take care of them.
Nn...?
What is it?
I love you...
I'm happy...
Ufufu, you're pretty again today
If you want to be spoiled, it's alright to just say it
You really are cute. Your face, hair, gestures, everything...
Yes. I am your prince. I'll always be by your side...
Nn...
Uaa...
I love you a lot...
This feeling is becoming painful
If you look at me like that, I ...
Hya! S-stop that...
This is the first time I thought of clothes as nuisance
When you're doing it this much, I can't endure it any longer
Excuse me... Can I dishevel your clothes?

[Commander Fuckass]

but i've also seen a fair amount of disapproval over the amount of general fanservice and waifu pandering in fates

here is an example of dialogue ripped from a text dump of the game

How do you do?
Yes?
Waah...
It feels very nice
Are you hurt somewhere?
Did my hat slip out of place?
The same hair colour as my mother ... I'm proud of it.
I'm happy that you praise me
This hair style is my favourite
Eh?
Uhm...
Ehehe...
What a wonderful room
You don't hate ... touching me?
I wonder if I resemble father a little...
My eyelashes are unexpectedly long
Is raising such a child disappointing...?
When I entered the male bath a while ago, I was almost kicked out...
Nn-
Come on
Being touched so much is embarrassing
Not t-this place...!
Uhm ... am I ... cute?
I made these clothes myself
Uhm... I'm a boy, so I don't have chests, you know?
Would adding more frills make it cuter...?
Clothes are one of the things protecting your body. Please take care of them.
Nn...?
What is it?
I love you...
I'm happy...
Ufufu, you're pretty again today
If you want to be spoiled, it's alright to just say it
You really are cute. Your face, hair, gestures, everything...
Yes. I am your prince. I'll always be by your side...
Nn...
Uaa...
I love you a lot...
This feeling is becoming painful
If you look at me like that, I ...
Hya! S-stop that...
This is the first time I thought of clothes as nuisance
When you're doing it this much, I can't endure it any longer
Excuse me... Can I dishevel your clothes?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol

the fire emblem of yore is dead

welcome to the era of the tactical dating sim

[TooB]

lol

the fire emblem of yore is dead

welcome to the era of the tactical dating sim

what's really funny is, go talk to the people who play FE, and ask them if they really care

[Commander Fuckass]

lol

the fire emblem of yore is dead

welcome to the era of the tactical dating sim

what's really funny is, go talk to the people who play FE, and ask them if they really care

Fire Emblem died after Sacred Stones

[TooB]

lol

the fire emblem of yore is dead

welcome to the era of the tactical dating sim

what's really funny is, go talk to the people who play FE, and ask them if they really care

Fire Emblem died after Sacred Stones

to some fans, I think that's true.
After SS, people really didn't seem to care about FE that much, what with Path of Radiance, it's sequel, and the ho-hum remake of the original, it wasn't until FE:A that people started to care again, and by then, it was just waifu pandering mostly

[silvertone]

waifu pandering in awakenin?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

on the plus side, intelligent systems' inevitable future in vr ecchi will be glorious

nintendo's NXXX can't come soon enough

[ME##]

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[TooB]

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2015/07/01/nintendo-knows-you-aren-t-happy-about-metroid-prime-federation-fighters.aspx

nintendo knows, they know we don't want it, yet they think we do..... wtf

[Kalahari Inkantation]

nintendo wants to convince itself that it has another wind waker situation on its hands and that fans will quickly realize just how wrong they were to initially judge it so negatively by its reveal alone

unfortunately for nintendo, the difference was that wind waker ultimately did provide a full, core zelda experience, despite its cartoonish coat of paint

federation force plays nothing like metroid

[silvertone]

so how many of you goys are going to buy this like y'all  w/ amiibos

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i am proud to announce that i do not own a single amiibo and i never will