Starfox Wii U, out before Zelda Wii U

[squirrelfriend]

at least there's... TOKYO MIRAGE SESSIONS
smh i would have legit got the wii u for this if it were good

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i have absolutely no hope for this game

can't wait to breathe a dejected sigh upon seeing that mid-low 70s score on metacritic

http://www.metacritic.com/game/wii-u/star-fox-zero

lmfao

[squirrelfriend]

Every time you rescue the idiotic rabbit in combat, Peppy (the older, more mature talking animal of the group) tells you your father would be proud, and at first, it’s a mildly cute reminder that Fox is supposedly more than just the anonymous ship you control. But after hearing the comment a dozen times or more, the words lose what little meaning they might’ve had. It’s not character development; it’s just a cliché presented without context in hopes that repetition will offer the illusion of depth.

so instead of telling you to do a barrel roll, you just get daddy issues instead

[TooB]

So basically it seems to me, that the two main problems include

Not original enough, basically just star fox 64 again, which to me isn't THAT bad

And 2, the controls suck. To which I wonder, why couldn't they just have an option to use normal fucking controls?

[C.Mongler]

yeah the fact that i can't just play this like it's star fox 64 with a pro controller is the main deal breaker for me. there's not a single 3ds or wii u game that uses motion controls where the first thing i do is turn off the motion controls.

lol at all the nintendohards saying YOU JUST NEED TO GIT GUUD, JEEZE REVIEWERS

[Kalahari Inkantation]

and the fact that some of the game's precious few levels are wasted on the gyrocopter which somehow everybody but miyamoto and his yes-men could tell was going to be terrible

and now, as is nintendo tradition, it's a virtual certainty that this underperforming series will be retired forever

[spoiler]

nintendo is the ea of video games[/spoiler]

[ME##]

granted, polygon article, but still, pretty fucking scathing

http://www.polygon.com/2016/4/20/11466308/not-a-review-star-fox-zero

WELP I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE ONE MORE WII U GAME LEFT IN ME, GUESS NOT

[C.Mongler]

yeah when someone can't bring themselves to finish a like three hour game, YA KNOW IT'S GONNA BE GOOOOOOD

[ME##]

nintendo's demise will be glorious and deserved

[Hippopo]

nintendo's demise will be glorious and deserved

How da fuck are they still afloat?

[Classic]

I don't think you guys realize the day they die, so do I. 

[Thyme]

nintendo is one of tyler's horcruxes

[Hippopo]

nintendo is one of tyler's horcruxes

Oh fuck.  Tyler, you might want to start considering other horcruxes now.

[Classic]

There is no other way.

It was past due, anyhow.

[Snowy]

i was playing this yesterday afternoon. pretty fun so far.