FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME

[Samus Aran]

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[ncba93ivyase]

also not really related but i suddenly remembered something. remember how bassir said once when he was a little kid he shit all over the floor and then drove an RC car through it and tracked shit all over the room?

i do not remember this but i wish i did

[Kalahari Inkantation]

remove shoes, close door, remove unneeded layers of clothing, use bathroom, enter bedroom, sit on lethargic ass and pry open laptop

[bluaki]

to actually answer the subject, in order:
wash face and glasses
enter then close room
remove backpack (if worn)
empty pockets onto dresser
remove shoes, socks, watch
change pants to my more comfortable pajama-ish ones (unless I'm staying in my room for a very short time)
unlock computer

[6M69I69B9]

i'll do this when i unlock the door myself:

Sadly, close door, take off shoes, hop on bed, open computer

What a miserable existence

this

and lol i feel the same way

anyway, when I don't have my kets, my dog will usually run to the door and then go upstairs or towards the living room- where ever he knows where someone is at.  and he'll bark a lot and jump and will pace a lot until somebody comes to the door.

then either of the three will come to the door:

mom's at the door: 
"hi mom"
*50 percent chance of kissing her* (depends if we're not having a shitty day or just rushing)
"how are you doing anak ko~  ?" (anak ko means "my son")
"i'm tired"
"you didn't wear anything on your head?  you're going to get sick"
"i am sick"
"ohh my bb~"

pa's at the door:
"hi pa..."
"hi..."

brother's at the door: 
*he does some stupid act before he opens the door* 
*me behind the door outside: "open the door you're such a dick"   
*he makes a stupid face behind the door inside*
*come on marlon i don't got time 4 this shit"
*i ring the doorbell 10x and smirk*
*he opens it and walks towards the living room*
then ill say, "ruined my life"

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

to actually answer the subject, in order:
wash face and glasses
enter then close room
remove backpack (if worn)
empty pockets onto dresser
remove shoes, socks, watch
change pants to my more comfortable pajama-ish ones (unless I'm staying in my room for a very short time)
unlock computer

just like i pictured it

[piano moths]

shut the door behind me take off my shoes put on my slippers smoke weed

[Hiro]

take off work id and set my water bottle and sunglasses down
turn on computer
sometimes i'll help make dinner or something

[Geno]

Poop, get some water, and go into my entertainment room to entertain myself.