Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[bluaki]

Rejecting just one workers' strike apparently boosts my economy enormously, gives corporations total domination in the country, more than doubled its pro-free market rating (to well above the world average), allows employers to fire workers without reason, resulted in its poorer citizens starving to death, and did not reduce civil rights at all, Changed its classification too.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

how do i increase the percentage of people who die by getting lost in the woods.

[ME##]

how do i increase the percentage of people who die by getting lost in the woods.

i would assume that issue will be brought up soon 

[YPrrrr]

Following new legislation in Taavet, Cougars are considered a delicacy

[bluaki]

Following new legislation in Taavet, Cougars are considered a delicacy

I considered choosing cougars for my national animal too

[Mando Pandango]

I'm trying to go from the "inoffensive centrist democracy" I am now, and gradually become more and more corrupt until I'm a straight up totalitarian state.

should be fun

[Andria]

Following new legislation in Taavet, Cougars are considered a delicacy

I bet they are if you know what I mean

[Mando Pandango]

minorities wanted to be on tv more, I said YEAH DO THAT and now i hope they put a bunch of minorities on tv in real shitty roles that make them look like assholes

heh

IN OTHER POPSICLASIA NEWS...

1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, Popsiclasia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, voting is compulsory.
1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
3 hours ago: Popsiclasia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.

[Mando Pandango]

Wait i just realized

Why are college students selling kidneys? I THOUGHT I HAD SET UP A SOCIALIST STATE

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Wait i just realized

Why are college students selling kidneys? I THOUGHT I HAD SET UP A SOCIALIST STATE

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

euthanize them.

[Snowy]

The Holy Empire of Asabon
“Come on. Make my day.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average   
Economy:
Good   
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

[Mando Pandango]

19% of all Popsiclasians are murdered to death.

I will not rest until that number is in the 90s.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

19% of all Popsiclasians are murdered to death.

I will not rest until that number is in the 90s.

what percentage dies lost in the woods

[Mando Pandango]

what percentage dies lost in the woods

2%

also not nearly high enough

[Snowy]

The Holy Empire of Asabon is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, cynical population of 7 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming.

Euthanasia is illegal, elections have been outlawed, organ donation is compulsory, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is relatively low. Asabon's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Gald.

6% lost in woods, 76% die of old age, and only 12% die of murder

I want these old people murdered.