Know what?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

There I am, chipper as a motherfucking squirrel with my finished ten page paper on greek humanism tucked under my arm headed to class.
La la fucking la.

I splurged and bought this really professional looking sleeve for it. Nice title page. All the works.  It looked great.
And it was great.
It was a massive weight off my shoulders. A big paper.

Anyhow, I walked on campus and decided to have a tea outside with a few people. Beautiful weather.
We chilled on the benches next to the pond for a while. I set the folder with my paper in it down.

You can see where this is going?

Oddly strong gust of wind(gods hate me). Folder opens. Paper flaps out. Professional looking sleeve thing opens up and it goes flying down the lawn. Two of the middle sheets flew out of the sleeve. One stuck on the side of a building and the other took a swim.

Needless to say I was enraged.
But then I realized I can reprint it and take the late deduction.

I explained it to my professor who laughed and told me I could have another hour to fix it.

All is well.

And I just wasted some of your time.

Anything weird happen to you today?

[Title]

Life's little miracles.