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Custer's Revenge

Started by Dullahan, August 15, 2009, 01:14:17 PM

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Dullahan

August 15, 2009, 01:14:17 PM
Let's discuss the game for Atari where you got to play as a redneck cowboy and the goal was to rape the Indian woman without getting hit by the lines (which represent the arrows). I guess Mystique thought that they could really revolutionize porn in video games. I guess all it really took was a year before they went out of business. But hey, worth a shot, right? Anyone actually played this or even seen someone play this? Don't think anyone would be impressed.

I'm sure you've masturbated to better Lego's than this:

[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRi9RnnuP_g[/youtube][/spoiler]

rdl

August 15, 2009, 01:37:45 PM #1
I've always wondered what the instruction manual for that game must've been like akudood;

Samus Aran

August 15, 2009, 02:47:17 PM #2
Boy, it sure is 1999 in here. akudood;

also, i've seen gameplay of the game before, read shit about it, etc. but never played it, and i can't say i want to

Paul

August 15, 2009, 03:12:02 PM #3
I've played it, it's very boring.

Dullahan

August 16, 2009, 05:38:20 PM #4
Quote from: Kaz on August 15, 2009, 02:47:17 PM
Boy, it sure is 1999 in here. akudood;

also, i've seen gameplay of the game before, read shit about it, etc. but never played it, and i can't say i want to
You don't like the 8-bit penis and breast?

Samus Aran

August 16, 2009, 05:43:07 PM #5
Quote from: Sponge on August 16, 2009, 05:38:20 PM
You don't like the 8-bit penis and breast?


gee how can i make this reply as sarcastic as possible

yes i very much like them thank you sir akudood;

Dullahan

August 16, 2009, 06:50:07 PM #6
Quote from: Kaz on August 16, 2009, 05:43:07 PM
gee how can i make this reply as sarcastic as possible

yes i very much like them thank you sir akudood;
yeah it's not like this game wasn't offensive to natives or anything

Nate

August 16, 2009, 08:33:01 PM #7
I played it on an emulator.. Let's just say that its pretty boring.

Dullahan

August 16, 2009, 08:38:31 PM #8
Quote from: Nate on August 16, 2009, 08:33:01 PM
I played it on an emulator.. Let's just say that its pretty boring.
Didn't give you any stimulation?

Nate

August 16, 2009, 11:52:36 PM #9
Quote from: Sponge on August 16, 2009, 08:38:31 PM
Didn't give you any stimulation?


So much I couldn't handle it.

rdl

August 16, 2009, 11:55:21 PM #10
The guys who made this game made another one where you run around as womens who have to catch the falling jizz of some guy on the roof who's masturbating.

i dont understand porn video games akudood;

Dullahan

August 17, 2009, 08:39:15 AM #11
Quote from: RDX on August 16, 2009, 11:55:21 PM
The guys who made this game made another one where you run around as womens who have to catch the falling jizz of some guy on the roof who's masturbating.

i dont understand porn video games akudood;
Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em?

Yeah, I read more about Mystique. It took less than a year for them to run out of business. Atari even sued them for the concept of Custer's Revenge but they lost the case. akudood;

strongbad

August 17, 2009, 11:57:11 AM #12
http://www.screwattack.com/AVGN/2007/AtariPorn
Regardless of if you like AVGN or not, this is a fun video.
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