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Lulz, Incubus is funny.

Started by Silverhawk79, April 19, 2007, 01:34:51 PM

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April 19, 2007, 01:34:51 PM Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 02:27:32 PM by silverhawk79
Here's the lyrics to one of their songs...where they sound totally serious.

On my way home, police car pulled me over.
After they left, I puttered out of gas.
Triple-A' came, but my card was expired!
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time.
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!
They put cold things in my butt.
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.
They left me on top of my sheets,
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me.
This day sucked the hardest ever...
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
A little bit less than nothing would go my way.
I got up to toss my soiled sheets,
the hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe.
It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me),
then I heard the voice say,
"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over.
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas.
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee.
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me.
Yesterday was all my fault.
I let negativity get the better of me.
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds!
They temporarily set free this quandary.



And then they've got a hidden track at the end...

The next patient is not identified period the patient will be listed as John Doe, ID Number 369576. Date of exam 5-12-97 0:200 hours paragraph. Patient history automobile accident with severe head and chest injuries period paragraph. Emergency computerized (distortion) showed traumagrophy of the brain without an intrevenous but contrast material. Period paragraph. Multiple computerized acts showed temelgraphic scans of the brain were obtained...At one centimeter slice thicknesses from the base of the brain to the vertex period. Images were filmed at both soft tissues and bone window settings period paragraph. There is a (instrumental starts, drowing out the autopsy report)

(Evil laughter)

(Person speaking intelligibly)

Guyyys...Show me you're dead!

SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!

Is this the shit, or what?
Hey ya' better chiggity check yerself before you wreck yerself.
It can't get fresher than this.
I know it's not PC, but sometimes ya' gotta' put the smackdown on a ho.
Oh that's the Robby shiiiit
Mmm baby, I feel the juice mouse comin' from the flask ball
Mmm, mm, mmmm, baybaaa owww
I say down flounce, came from the last mount don't frame toeeee...
Revaloolay I saw the police mans there's so maaaan. -snoring-

The karate kiiiid
For you to see I've been rumbling Kobra Kai
With Miyagi do karate right at my side
Not the Y, a good school! I gotta' learn karate, I HATE THIS BIKE! I HATE IT! I HA--
Daniel what are you doing to your bike!?
MOOOM! MOM! CAN'T WE GO HOME I JUST WANNA' GO HOME!
Danya'-san Dan'ya-san concentrate!
Focus how I wa--
Wash ya' car paint ya' fence, paint ya' house!?

Bring my drum machine in here we can just Crag with it all one night or summin' ya' know?
Crag with it all fancy all crazy...
Eight tracks dude you can make alot...
Eight Cragin' tracks you can make a lotta' shit
You're talkin' shit back there

B...Break it down!

(Telephone ringing, breathing)
Hello?

Bushy

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Feynman

Lawlz only comes out at night. caterpie;

Silverhawk79

Quote from: Eminem on April 19, 2007, 01:37:23 PM
Lawlz only comes out at night. caterpie;
I knew it, Lawlz is a bat.  motherbrain;

Placebo Headwound



Placebo Headwound



Feynman

Quote from: Thief888 on April 19, 2007, 01:44:09 PM
Well, you're definitely not awesome enough to be a super hero... psyduck;


ure a fag 2 den :|

Quote from: Dexter on April 19, 2007, 01:44:39 PM
Skittles.  nigro;


o kool



ncba93ivyase

What does this have to do with me? psyduck;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Placebo Headwound

Quote from: Lawlz on April 19, 2007, 02:20:11 PM
What does this have to do with me? psyduck;
We just kinda got off-topic... v;

Silverhawk79

Quote from: Thief888 on April 19, 2007, 02:21:14 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 19, 2007, 02:20:11 PM
What does this have to do with me? psyduck;
We just kinda got off-topic... v;
And noone commented on the lyrics. mood;

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Thief888 on April 19, 2007, 02:21:14 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 19, 2007, 02:20:11 PM
What does this have to do with me? psyduck;
We just kinda got off-topic... v;
I'm clearly in the title. fro;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

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