ever seen a fire hydrant that had been hit by a car

[The artist formally known]

i did, so fucking awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/v/sLbbPpEe7ks

[Daddy]

I've seen a child that had been run over by a car; does that count?

[Socks]

I've seen a child that had been run over by a car; does that count?

Pretty much.

[The artist formally known]

I've seen a child that had been run over by a car; does that count?

you win this round

[Pyrate]

My teacher saw a guy hit a kid on a bicycle and the kid went flying into the air and died.

Does that count?

[Daddy]

you win this round

yay  So it was great.  I was in third grade and there was a teacher who was driving and she hit the kid with her SUV and he fell over.  She then proceeded to drive forward: ignoring his screams.  My mom made her stop and then the fire department came for some reason and took him away.  I don't know why it was the fire department.

[musica.cards]

One time, I was riding my bike, and I turned toward a driveway, and I almost hit a bush, but I turned away from the bush, which resulted in me riding on my front wheel for about 3 seconds, then fell over the front of my bike.



Does that count?

[The artist formally known]

One time, I was riding my bike, and I turned toward a driveway, and I almost hit a bush, but I turned away from the bush, which resulted in me riding on my front wheel for about 3 seconds, then fell over the front of my bike.



Does that count?

no

[superclucky]

where are the kids playing in the water

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i saw a squished cat