If I ever get close with a woman...

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I took a bite of a jalapeno and almost died
I wonder what a habanero is like...

[Pyrate]

How about a bunch of football players fucking you with habanero-tipped penises?

while fingering my asshole with habanero saucy fingers

[Infel]

while fingering my asshole with habanero saucy fingers

Cutting your asshole right open with an Exacto Knife would be less painful.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

Cutting your asshole right open with an Exacto Knife would be less painful.

your asshole is already open, or else it wouldn't be a hole.

[Infel]

your asshole is already open, or else it wouldn't be a hole.

Apparently, you never read the constipation comic I read. She couldn't take  shit because it got stuck, the maggots were crawling out, she broke spoons on it, so she cut her ass open with an exacto knife and died on the shitter. Then in another house, the same thing almost happened but the person's little crippled sister offered to eat all the shit straight out so she wouldn't die or something.

Then she ate her own shit.

[ncba93ivyase]

Apparently, you never read the constipation comic I read. She couldn't take  shit because it got stuck, the maggots were crawling out, she broke spoons on it, so she cut her ass open with an exacto knife and died on the shitter. Then in another house, the same thing almost happened but the person's little crippled sister offered to eat all the shit straight out so she wouldn't die or something.

Then she ate her own shit.

Every time I see that comic, my asshole feels itchy. Just imagining some huge, dry rocks coming out of my hairy ass would have to be at least a little itchy. weewee;

[Infel]

Every time I see that comic, my asshole feels itchy. Just imagining some huge, dry rocks coming out of my hairy ass would have to be at least a little itchy. weewee;

Odd. When I read it I felt like I had got an enema.

[V]

...god will strike me down.

[Ezloﺕ]

You will never get that close, Lawlz. Ever.

[Classic]

"If I ever get close with a woman..."

If that ever happens...