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[ncba93ivyase]

Gordon Freeman tries to take down the citadel while the combine are defending it.
Very simple actually.

that's more of an action than a story

Samus kills the boost guardian for the boost ball. If you would consider that a story, you're a dumbass. However, HL2 fans think this is good enough to qualify as a story... but only if it's in a Half Life game, because they use whatever excuses they can.

Oh there was a storyline. You're just too much of a dipshit to understand anything slightly complex.

and right here you said it was complex, but you know there was nothing so you just had to pull something out of your ass and then call it simple

there just isn't a story--just a bunch of crazy events that make zero sense and you're only doing them because someone sent you in that general direction

[Geno]

that's more of an action than a story

Samus kills the boost guardian for the boost ball. If you would consider that a story, you're a dumbass. However, HL2 fans think this is good enough to qualify as a story... but only if it's in a Half Life game, because they use whatever excuses they can.and right here you said it was complex, but you know there was nothing so you just had to pull something out of your ass and then call it simple

there just isn't a story--just a bunch of crazy events that make zero sense and you're only doing them because someone sent you in that general direction

I didn't say it was a good story. 

[ncba93ivyase]

I didn't say it was a good story. 

i wasn't arguing whether it was good, but the fact there simply is none

[Hiro]

This conversation is awesome. So i want no more heroes and the world does with you.

[Geno]

i wasn't arguing whether it was good, but the fact there simply is none

story:
the plot or succession of incidents of a novel, poem, drama, etc.:

Do you understand what a story is now Lawlz

[Geno]

This conversation is awesome. So i want no more heroes and the world does with you.

Fuck your mispelling of "ends"

[Thyme]

I want the world to do with me.

[strongbad]

Anyway I've been playing Rocket Slime today.

Amazing game. I still haven't beat the final tank battle. I'm too lazy to get a good enough ammo to take him on.

[ncba93ivyase]

Do you understand what a story is now Lawlz

Gordon went to ravenholm, kill crabs. Gordon go to scary building, kill crabs. Gordon go to town again, kill crabs and people in suits.

Sure, this may have enough content to be considered a story by pre-school standards, but no competent human would ever say this is a story at all.

[Geno]

Gordon went to ravenholm, kill crabs. Gordon go to scary building, kill crabs. Gordon go to town again, kill crabs and people in suits.

Sure, this may have enough content to be considered a story by pre-school standards, but no competent human would ever say this is a story at all.

Mario goes into a stage, jumps on a goomba.
Mario goes to another stage underground, jumps on goombas.
Mario owns bowser

It's a video game Lawlz shut the fuck up 

[ncba93ivyase]

Mario goes into a stage, jumps on a goomba.
Mario goes to another stage underground, jumps on goombas.
Mario owns bowser

It's a video game Lawlz shut the fuck up 

i'd rate the smb story a 0/10
hl2 a -2/10

At least SMB has a definite goal: rescue the princess. HL2 is just "go here because I heard it's cool Gordon"

[Geno]

i'd rate the smb story a 0/10
hl2 a -2/10

At least SMB has a definite goal: rescue the princess. HL2 is just "go here because I heard it's cool Gordon"

Why am I even arguing with Lawlz when I know that every one of his replies are just going to be fucking retarded

[ncba93ivyase]

Why am I even arguing with Lawlz when I know that every one of his replies are just going to be fucking retarded

You're the one that thinks HL2 has an actual plot instead of just a random string of events

[Geno]

You're the one that thinks HL2 has an actual plot instead of just a random string of events

A plot is a plot. Even if it's random it's still a plot.
You're a retard

[strongbad]

Plot
[spoiler]At the start of the game, the G-Man speaks to Gordon Freeman in a hallucination-like vision as he pulls Gordon out of stasis and places him on a train going to City 17. When the train arrives, Gordon gets off and proceeds through the Combine's security checkpoints where he is detained by a civil protection officer. Once in an interrogation room, the officer reveals himself to be Barney Calhoun, and helps Freeman to get to Doctor Isaac Kleiner's laboratory. After meeting Alyx Vance, Freeman is instructed by Kleiner to step into a makeshift teleporter so that he can be safely extracted to Black Mesa East along with Alyx, headed by her father, Doctor Eli Vance. However, Kleiner's pet headcrab Lamarr disrupts the machine, and Freeman finds himself, after briefly appearing in several different locations including in the office of Dr. Breen, just outside Kleiner's lab. The Combine alerted to his presence, Freeman works his way through the drained canal system,[29] avoiding enemy forces and using the help of human resistance fighters who see Freeman as a messianic figure,[30] to safely arrive at Black Mesa East.
Dr. Vance and Doctor Judith Mossman debrief Freeman on events since the incident at Black Mesa. As Alyx is introducing Freeman to Dog, her pet robot, and showing him how to use the new Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator ("gravity gun"), the lab is attacked and Dr. Vance is captured. Freeman is separated from Alyx, but she explains that he must travel to Nova Prospekt, a detention facility, in order to save her father.[31] Along the way, Freeman encounters other allies, including Father Grigori in the zombie-infested town of Ravenholm,[32] and Colonel Odessa Cubbage and his forces. After making his way across an Antlion-infested beach, Freeman reaches Nova Prospekt and begins to search for Dr. Vance.[33] Alyx eventually reaches him and joins in his search. Together, they discover that Dr. Mossman is a spy for the Combine, but before they can stop her, she teleports herself and Dr. Vance back to the Citadel using a prototype teleporter.
Freeman and Alyx attempt to follow, but the teleporter explodes as they use it; they materialize in Kleiner's lab a week later, discovering that their actions in Nova Prospekt have inspired the human resistance to mount a full-scale rebellion, turning City 17 into a battlefield.[34] Alyx helps to assist Dr. Kleiner and other innocent humans to escape the city, while Freeman joins with the human resistance to dispatch the Combine forces. As the resistance gains the upper edge, Alyx is captured by the Combine and taken to the Citadel.[35] Freeman enters the Citadel to rescue Alyx but as he enters, all his weapons save the gravity gun are destroyed by an energy field; the gravity gun reacts to the field and becomes much more powerful, and Freeman uses it to remove the Combine forces in his path.[36] Freeman eventually reaches Doctor Breen's office, where Dr. Mossman is also waiting. As Dr. Mossman brings in Alyx and Dr. Vance, Dr. Breen explains to Freeman that his services are "open to the highest bidder". Dr. Breen attempts to threaten the Vances, but Dr. Mossman reveals herself to be a double agent working for the resistance, forcing Dr. Breen to flee to the Dark Energy Reactor at the top of the Citadel and to attempt to teleport away from Earth. Freeman and Alyx pursue Dr. Breen and disable the reactor, disabling Dr. Breen's escape route, but at the same time overloading the reactor.[37] The reactor begins to explode, with both Freeman and Alyx appearing to be caught in the blast radius, when time stops and the G-man appears. The G-man comments on Gordon's successful endeavors and then places Gordon back into stasis and leaves through a door of pure light. The plot is continued in Half-Life 2: Episode One. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-Life_2[/spoiler]

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