THE WORLD FAMOUS BUSHMAN

[Samus Aran]

Anyone who's been to Pier 39 or Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco knows who this guy is. He's a weird old black dude who sits behind tree clippings and scares tourists by popping out and growling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cbBdydQlrk

He's my idol. I'd love to have this "job". He actually claims to make up to $60,000 a year doing it too. 

[Placebo Headwound]

God damn, that's the best job ever.

[Daddy]

My physics teacher knows him.

[prjuni]

the bitches(dogs) love him navi;