What's the point of masturbating?

[Thyme]

oh god lol gross

nah i just meant hensa

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[Samus Aran]

Yes, strangely. For me, shooting knuckle kids doesn't make me tired, but rather makes me feel more lively and refreshed afterwards.

for some reason seeing that i posted this makes me lol

i didn't even know i knew that phrase let alone that i used it on boyah once

[Nyerp]

didn't hensa get mad at you for fapping to hentai or am i making things up

[Samus Aran]

umm that was sort of an issue a long time ago yeah

not really going to go into details but let's just say it was resolved

[Thyme]

umm that was sort of an issue a long time ago yeah

not really going to go into details but let's just say it was resolved

resolved through sharing

[Daddy]

it was resolved when kaz made a poorly drawn hentai rendition of hensa and fapped to it

[Samus Aran]

resolved through sharing

that came later

[ME##]

Wow lewd:  The Thread.

[Thyme]

that came later

my jellyness knows no bounds

[strongbad]

umm that was sort of an issue a long time ago yeah

lol that is really funny actually

[Samus Aran]

lol that is really funny actually

[ME##]

look at what you did to kaz

[Infel]

I'm confused by the train of thought in this thread.

Why do I masturbate? I don't know, but I'm doing it enough to make me perpetually angry, so I should probably stop.

[Nyerp]

making you angry is the opposite of what masturbation is supposed to do

[piano moths]

i don't masturbate, bitches. i get why people do it... i'm uninterested.