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What's the point of masturbating?

Started by Ace Of Blades, July 20, 2007, 07:58:15 PM

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Ace Of Blades

Seriously, what's the point?

I don't get it.

iWolf


Snorkel

It feels good.  magician;

Also, it's a wonderful cure for headaches and other annoying bodily pains. Great timekiller, too.

Pancake Paraphernalia

Cause i guess pple think it feels good and they like it.  v;
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Eru_Roraito

Feels good.

And sometimes money comes out.  pseudo;
Will eat for food.

6M69I69B9

Quote from: Ace Of Blades on July 20, 2007, 07:58:15 PM
Seriously, what's the point?

I don't get it.
Obviously you've never done it.


It's just having sex with your hand but you don't lose your virginity.
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


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Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

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Kalahari Inkantation

It's for guys who want to have sex, but can't find a female (or gay lover in JMV's case). caterpie;

Hyper

masturbation is like a time machine

Ricky

It's good for your health too, especially if you have a headache.

LCK

Are you fucking serious?
It feels amazing. And if you've got it down to a perfect little art like I do, it can be very, very pleasureful.
Of course, it takes practice.  caterpie;

6M69I69B9

Quote from: Ricky on July 20, 2007, 08:04:21 PM
It's good for your health too, especially if you have a headache.
What the fuck....
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


Quote from: Travis on March 01, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck





Ace Of Blades

Quote from: steal on July 20, 2007, 08:07:37 PM
Because it's the best feeling in the world.

PROTIP: Getting stoned first makes it feel even more amazing. fap;


Having actual sex doesn't feel better than masturbating?

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Samus Aran

Quote from: Original_MIB on July 20, 2007, 08:08:16 PM
What the fuck....


He's not kidding. It's true. Of course, doing it too much is actually bad for your health...but nobody does it that much. If they do, there's really something wrong with them.

Anyway, it feels great, and it helps you get over feeling horny. It's just an overall great pick-me-up, you know? Even if you can get real sex, it's still enjoyable.

And trust me, girls do it plenty as well. I know this all too well, really.

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Original_MIB on July 20, 2007, 08:08:16 PM
What the fuck....

It prevents some kinds of cancer and, apparently, headaches, and feels good, and if you're feeling fine, you're doing well. educate;

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