weirdest thing to happen to you to today

[YPrrrr]

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

living the kaz-approved dream

let her dominate you physically as she already does mentally and emotionally

She doesn't do any of that please. She is a little bird in my hand. She may bite me and it may hurt but ultimately I possess the power to crush her and she does not have the same

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Strangely she also wants us to go to church I guess to wash all the sin off?

i couldn't help but laugh at this

you and your gf may be the most stereotypical "christian" couple ever lol

[YPrrrr]

Strangely she also wants us to go to church I guess to wash all the sin off?

i couldn't help but laugh at this

you and your gf may be the most stereotypical "christian" couple ever lol

Nahhhhh. Maybe millenial Christian couple tho lol. I just said the last part in jest though so don't take that seriously

[Kalahari Inkantation]

when i was a little boy i was told that women become as horny as 12y/o boys in their early 30s/late 20s bc they trying to get baby. or at least their body is.

ive been interested in finding out if this is true or not

tfw no depressed, exhausted office cougar in my life :'(

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

living the kaz-approved dream

let her dominate you physically as she already does mentally and emotionally

She doesn't do any of that please. She is a little bird in my hand. She may bite me and it may hurt but ultimately I possess the power to crush her and she does not have the same

you will allow her to do as she wishes

that's not a command from me

i'm just telling you that it's going to happen inevitably

Strangely she also wants us to go to church I guess to wash all the sin off?

i couldn't help but laugh at this

you and your gf may be the most stereotypical "christian" couple ever lol

Nahhhhh. Maybe millenial Christian couple tho lol. I just said the last part in jest though so don't take that seriously

it may have been said "in jest"

...but why else would she suddenly be interested in going to church lol

[spoiler]

and absolutely deviancy among upstanding christians citizens is a far, far older phenomenon than millennials lel[/spoiler]

[Mando Pandango]

Strangely she also wants us to go to church I guess to wash all the sin off?

i couldn't help but laugh at this

you and your gf may be the most stereotypical "christian" couple ever lol

i mean unless he's exclusively fucking her butt i wouldn't say so

[Kalahari Inkantation]

well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest

[YPrrrr]

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

living the kaz-approved dream

let her dominate you physically as she already does mentally and emotionally

She doesn't do any of that please. She is a little bird in my hand. She may bite me and it may hurt but ultimately I possess the power to crush her and she does not have the same

you will allow her to do as she wishes

that's not a command from me

i'm just telling you that it's going to happen inevitably

Strangely she also wants us to go to church I guess to wash all the sin off?

i couldn't help but laugh at this

you and your gf may be the most stereotypical "christian" couple ever lol

Nahhhhh. Maybe millenial Christian couple tho lol. I just said the last part in jest though so don't take that seriously

it may have been said "in jest"

...but why else would she suddenly be interested in going to church lol

[spoiler]

and absolutely deviancy among upstanding christians citizens is a far, far older phenomenon than millennials lel[/spoiler]

whatever you say lol I feel like I have more experience in this arena but I'm open to opinions

Well I took her to church and she's kinda wanted to go back. I think she's just being supportive because I told her I feel bad I don't really go anymore. It sometimes feels like it renews my need to help others

[Mando Pandango]

well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest

what

[YPrrrr]

well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest

I'm having sex with a grown woman

[Kalahari Inkantation]

well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest

I'm having sex with a grown woman

well, yeah

that's because you've never claimed to be a catholic priest

also, [glow=black,2,300]pre-marital[/glow]

all sin is equally sinful

well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest

what

i... i thought that was the joke you were going for lol :'(

i guess i must not have understood the joke in your original comment if there is one

[Samus Aran]

also socks man i'm telling you your butthole is the key to pleasures you once thought impossible

nothing gay about it my dude

tru

[Kalahari Inkantation]

whatever you say lol I feel like I have more experience in this arena but I'm open to opinions

Well I took her to church and she's kinda wanted to go back. I think she's just being supportive because I told her I feel bad I don't really go anymore. It sometimes feels like it renews my need to help others

well there's something else you're about to be open to, let me tell you

and so long as you and gf get something positive out of going, whatever it may be, there's no reason to stop, ironic as your whole situation may seem to some damned heathen like me lol

[spoiler]

...but was my spoilered comment not correct

christians are historical deviants

i blame the sexual repression inherent to the philosophy[/spoiler]

[spoiler]

then again, humans are historical deviants

i guess the additional layer of christianity just makes it seem particularly ironic/noteworthy[/spoiler]

[YPrrrr]

Yeah Tec I know I'm going to hell if Catholicism is right you don't need to remind me lol. I'm in no denial about that

well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest

I'm having sex with a grown woman

well, yeah

that's because you've never claimed to be a catholic priest

also, [glow=black,2,300]pre-marital[/glow]

all sin is equally sinful

well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest

what

i... i thought that was the joke you were going for lol :'(

i guess i must not have understood the joke in your original comment if there is one

actually all sin is not equally sinful but yeah this would be a mortal sin so yes it would be the worst type of sin you can commit.

Anyway this thread is getting uncomfortable with all the religion all of a sudden (especially since youre pretty much only mocking it and me) so maybe let's move on

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'm sorry if i went too far lol :'(

like i've indicated before, i actually do respect that you've maintained your beliefs in an internet environment that's generally hostile to religion