weirdest thing to happen to you to today

[ME##]

I slept in passed 7 o'clock in the morning

[Samus Aran]

i was in a good mood all day

[rdl]

i woke up lol

[C.Mongler]

i died

[silvertone]

same

[Socks]

i was trying to buy some motherfucking salmon at motherfucking shoprite and was in line behind these two darkies and then some random ass black lady comes after me and when it is my turn the fish guy goes to serve me and this bitch starts raising her voice saying she has been waiting and demands to be taken care of first.

me and fish guy look at each other like wtf, clearly this bitch just strolled up, so he tells her i was before her and she repeats herself with no new information and says, 'what is it cuz i'm black!?' at this point i'm like really tho, and the poor fish guy is like wut, no bitch you were not here first but i tell him i'm good and to take care of shaniqua first. he does.

bitch gives him a hard time and leaves with her two shrimp. fish guy comes back, i've been there like 20 minutes and shit by this point but i'm all good life is great. i get my salmon, we laugh over it. then fucking lashandra comes back with this pathetic black manager and this idiot without gathering any information just tells the poor fish guy, who is like 16 by the way, that he gave this woman terrible service.

how pathetic and psychotic that woman was, i don't really know. but i tell the manager that he (fish guy) actually gave her great service by taking her first even though she was wrong and it was not her turn. the person who got bad service, was me, because of cassandra over there, and that to admonish or punish the fish guy would be a travesty.

then i walked away, paid for my shit and ate me a nice sass dinner that night.

[YPrrrr]

i was trying to buy some motherfucking salmon at motherfucking shoprite and was in line behind these two darkies and then some random ass black lady comes after me and when it is my turn the fish guy goes to serve me and this bitch starts raising her voice saying she has been waiting and demands to be taken care of first.

me and fish guy look at each other like wtf, clearly this bitch just strolled up, so he tells her i was before her and she repeats herself with no new information and says, 'what is it cuz i'm black!?' at this point i'm like really tho, and the poor fish guy is like wut, no bitch you were not here first but i tell him i'm good and to take care of shaniqua first. he does.

bitch gives him a hard time and leaves with her two shrimp. fish guy comes back, i've been there like 20 minutes and shit by this point but i'm all good life is great. i get my salmon, we laugh over it. then fucking lashandra comes back with this pathetic black manager and this idiot without gathering any information just tells the poor fish guy, who is like 16 by the way, that he gave this woman terrible service.

how pathetic and psychotic that woman was, i don't really know. but i tell the manager that he (fish guy) actually gave her great service by taking her first even though she was wrong and it was not her turn. the person who got bad service, was me, because of cassandra over there, and that to admonish or punish the fish guy would be a travesty.

then i walked away, paid for my shit and ate me a nice sass dinner that night.

good for you for standing up for the guy 

[YPrrrr]

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

[Socks]

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

what the fuck i had to look that up, two words, FUCK NO

also damn you how come you have a little submissive slut girlfriend, i want one of those. do you gag her out and shit

[silvertone]

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

.......gokldmnine

[Mando Pandango]

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

yo wtf i thought you were a nice christian boy what are these words

[Mando Pandango]

also socks man i'm telling you your butthole is the key to pleasures you once thought impossible

nothing gay about it my dude

[YPrrrr]

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

what the fuck i had to look that up, two words, FUCK NO

also damn you how come you have a little submissive slut girlfriend, i want one of those. do you gag her out and shit

idk she seemed like such a good girl on the outside too haha. Doesn't really do drugs or drink. Straight As. Cleans and cooks. A true saint. But after dating for a while she's really opened up and is apparently thirsty as hell lol I can't even keep up. Last week while I was in Denver she was sending me lewd pics with "Aubreys Little Slut" and "Property of Aubrey" written across her ass in sharpie

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

yo wtf i thought you were a nice christian boy what are these words

I just describe it as I see it lol. Strangely she also wants us to go to church I guess to wash all the sin off?

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

.......gokldmnine

glaven!

[rdl]

when i was a little boy i was told that women become as horny as 12y/o boys in their early 30s/late 20s bc they trying to get baby. or at least their body is.

ive been interested in finding out if this is true or not

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

living the kaz-approved dream

let her dominate you physically as she already does mentally and emotionally