i gotta piss...but...

[6M69I69B9]

sometimes i get scared to go to the bathroom.  like from personal experience

i go to a urinal and somebody was already there in the urinal next to me.  so i unzip.  but tbh.  i just can't piss until like a little later.  my dick is just hanging there and im like to my dick in my head "come on let's go i gotta piss so i can concentrate in class, my fuck."  and then like 20 secs pass and still no piss.  and then i start to get paranoid that somebody must be saying "wow that guy must have something wrong with his dick..."  and with that i can't concentrate on pissing.  sometimes i stay on a urinal for a little while to show that maybe i did piss and hope that some other person was minding their own business at that time so i leave without pissing.  sometimes i just stay. 

it was one time in high school when i was pissing by someone and they noticed i wasn't pissing.  he said, "wow marc you take a long time to take a piss."

[PLEASEHELP1991]

sometimes i get like that when i realize the bathroom is a gay hookup area

[Kalahari Inkantation]

that's why i will never use a urinal in my life

[snoorkel]

bodily functions & excrement board

[Kalahari Inkantation]

yes

[Kalahari Inkantation]

please

[NOA_Haunted]

If I have to poop in public I find a bathroom that is single use or I don't go. As far as pee goes I go inside stalls and piss.

I have a weird thing with other people when I go to the bathroom.

[Travis]

i've actually had this same situation numerous times

[PLEASEHELP1991]

bodily functions & excrement board

y
Y

[LCK]

i can't poop in a bathroom stall if theres someone else in the bathroom.
fuck the bathroom at work is the worst. the only urinal is like inches away from the crapper, so whenever i need to do my business there are a bunch of old fucks standing at the urinal struggling to take a piss with their huge fucking prostates

i get nervous when i go to the urinal and i dont have to pee that much. i feel like people are listening to me and being liek" wow that guy only peed a little bit what a fucking freak"

god the things we think are weird

[PLEASEHELP1991]

Weird. I just hate how unclean public restrooms can be; I literally don't give a shit if people are in the restroom when I have to shit or pee. Though after I shit, I feel this overwhelming fatigue so I choose to preferably shit at home as I can lay down afterwards.

[snoorkel]

Though after I shit, I feel this overwhelming fatigue so I choose to preferably shit at home as I can lay down afterwards.

[Mando Pandango]

Today I used one of those urinals that stick out a lot from the wall and provide no dick privacy whatsoever. Not even the dividers between urinals.

But I manned up and pissed like a champ.

bro you wanna look at my dick i don't care fuck you

[Snowy]

I don't use urinals so I'm okay.

[FAMY2]

I don't use urinals so I'm okay.

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