November 19, 2024, 08:34:21 AM

1,531,348 Posts in 46,734 Topics by 1,523 Members
› View the most recent posts on the forum.


Jokes?

Started by Selkie, August 21, 2011, 05:18:46 PM

previous topic - next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Go Down

Selkie

Know any good jokes? I love jokes!

What has black and white stripes and four wheels?

[spoiler]A zebra, I lied about the wheels.[/spoiler]

strongbad

what's the best thing about having sex with twenty-three year olds?
[spoiler]there's 20 of them![/spoiler]
[spoiler]it needs to be said out loud[/spoiler]
[spoiler]stolen from reddit[/spoiler]

silvertone

more like stolen from middle school lol

Travis

why is aspirin white

[spoiler]it works[/spoiler]

Samus Aran

Quote from: silvertone on August 21, 2011, 06:25:05 PM
more like stolen from middle school lol


yes, i heard that same joke in middle school, only "twenty-two year olds" instead of "twenty-three"

strongbad

Quote from: Suigintou on August 21, 2011, 06:32:05 PM
yes, i heard that same joke in middle school, only "twenty-two year olds" instead of "twenty-three"

JOKE HIPSTERS
fucking faggots

i said that joke in a job interview lol

Andria

Quote from: MF Doom on August 21, 2011, 06:32:39 PM
JOKE HIPSTERS
fucking faggots

i said that joke in a job interview lol

I am assuming you didn't get the job?

strongbad

Quote from: Squid Girl on August 21, 2011, 06:34:16 PM
I am assuming you didn't get the job?

he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that

i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it

Nyerp

Quote from: MF Doom on August 21, 2011, 06:44:05 PM
he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that

i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it


how is that not vulgar

also fuck your reddit shit

ME##

Quote from: Nyerp on August 21, 2011, 06:58:03 PM
how is that not vulgar

also fuck your reddit shit

seriously @_@

Hippopo

Quote from: MF Doom on August 21, 2011, 06:44:05 PM
he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that

i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it
Honestly, I would have refused to answer the question.

It's not that I don't appreciate a good dirty joke, but in a job interview?  Really?  Not cool.

Also, "twenty three year olds" not "twenty-three year olds" y/n  n_u

strongbad

August 21, 2011, 08:34:05 PM #11 Last Edit: August 21, 2011, 08:39:07 PM by MF Doom
Quote from: Nyerp on August 21, 2011, 06:58:03 PM
how is that not vulgar

also fuck your reddit shit

it's not vulgar in the sense that i could have told a much more graphic/vulgar joke instead. besides, to that he replied something along the lines of "psh that isn't that bad i've already heard that one"
also fuck your bias against a legitimate website

Quote from: Hippopo on August 21, 2011, 07:43:15 PM
Honestly, I would have refused to answer the question.

It's not that I don't appreciate a good dirty joke, but in a job interview?  Really?  Not cool.

Also, "twenty three year olds" not "twenty-three year olds" y/n  n_u

yeah, it was a strange interview, but he was trying hard to make it as "casual" as possible. whenever another lifeguard walked by he would be like "yo ask david an inappropriate question." i had to answer my favorite sex position and favorite pornstar

probably the weirdest job interview i'll ever have

Andria

Quote from: MF Doom on August 21, 2011, 06:44:05 PM
he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that

i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it

Well in that case it is fine. If he just asked for a normal joke and you said that I would be like woah.

Go Up