Jokes?

[Selkie]

Know any good jokes? I love jokes!

What has black and white stripes and four wheels?

[spoiler]A zebra, I lied about the wheels.[/spoiler]

[strongbad]

what's the best thing about having sex with twenty-three year olds?
[spoiler]there's 20 of them![/spoiler]
[spoiler]it needs to be said out loud[/spoiler]
[spoiler]stolen from reddit[/spoiler]

[silvertone]

more like stolen from middle school lol

[Travis]

why is aspirin white

[spoiler]it works[/spoiler]

[Samus Aran]

more like stolen from middle school lol

yes, i heard that same joke in middle school, only "twenty-two year olds" instead of "twenty-three"

[strongbad]

yes, i heard that same joke in middle school, only "twenty-two year olds" instead of "twenty-three"

JOKE HIPSTERS
fucking faggots

i said that joke in a job interview lol

[Andria]

JOKE HIPSTERS
fucking faggots

i said that joke in a job interview lol

I am assuming you didn't get the job?

[strongbad]

I am assuming you didn't get the job?

he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that

i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it

[Nyerp]

he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that

i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it

how is that not vulgar

also fuck your reddit shit

[ME##]

how is that not vulgar

also fuck your reddit shit

seriously @_@

[Hippopo]

he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that

i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it

Honestly, I would have refused to answer the question.

It's not that I don't appreciate a good dirty joke, but in a job interview?  Really?  Not cool.

Also, "twenty three year olds" not "twenty-three year olds"  

[strongbad]

how is that not vulgar

also fuck your reddit shit

it's not vulgar in the sense that i could have told a much more graphic/vulgar joke instead. besides, to that he replied something along the lines of "psh that isn't that bad i've already heard that one"
also fuck your bias against a legitimate website

Honestly, I would have refused to answer the question.

It's not that I don't appreciate a good dirty joke, but in a job interview?  Really?  Not cool.

Also, "twenty three year olds" not "twenty-three year olds"  

yeah, it was a strange interview, but he was trying hard to make it as "casual" as possible. whenever another lifeguard walked by he would be like "yo ask david an inappropriate question." i had to answer my favorite sex position and favorite pornstar

probably the weirdest job interview i'll ever have

[Andria]

he said "tell me the dirtiest joke you know" and i didn't want to tell him something too vulgar so i told him that

i already had the job anyway i think but yeah i got it

Well in that case it is fine. If he just asked for a normal joke and you said that I would be like woah.