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have you ever gotten the urge to slap something with your dick

Started by Samus Aran, August 10, 2011, 02:42:46 PM

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YPrrrr

August 10, 2011, 02:58:13 PM #15
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 02:56:38 PM
How about the rusty trumpet? goowan
Self explanatory n_u

Kalahari Inkantation

August 10, 2011, 02:58:41 PM #16
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 02:56:38 PM
How about the rusty trumpet? goowan


i screamed

Samus Aran

August 10, 2011, 02:59:14 PM #17

YPrrrr

August 10, 2011, 03:00:57 PM #18
Quote from: Suigintou on August 10, 2011, 02:59:14 PM

I imagined him receiving a rusty trumpet

Kalahari Inkantation

August 10, 2011, 03:01:33 PM #19

Tri4se

August 10, 2011, 03:02:21 PM #20
Anybody want an Arabian Sandstorm?

Thyme

August 10, 2011, 03:02:44 PM #21
well, speaking of terminology

[spoiler]i'm a grower smithicide;[/spoiler]

Kalahari Inkantation

August 10, 2011, 03:04:29 PM #22
Quote from: Tri4se on August 10, 2011, 03:02:21 PM
Anybody want an Arabian Sandstorm?


ME##

August 10, 2011, 03:05:11 PM #23
why did i look that up oh my god

Tri4se

August 10, 2011, 03:06:11 PM #24
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 03:02:44 PM
well, speaking of terminology

[spoiler]i'm a grower smithicide;[/spoiler]
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 03:03:46 PM
As am. >.<


That's not horrible. Anytime you have to take a public shower with people just make sure and have an erection. No one will make fun of your size.  bassir;

Samus Aran

August 10, 2011, 03:06:52 PM #25
Quote from: Thyme on August 10, 2011, 03:02:44 PM
well, speaking of terminology

[spoiler]i'm a grower smithicide;[/spoiler]


me too i guess

silvertone

August 10, 2011, 03:07:01 PM #26
How about  A Hitler Handshake???
Or a Pol Pot Penis Pound.

Thyme

August 10, 2011, 03:07:43 PM #27
Quote from: Maester86 on August 10, 2011, 03:05:11 PM
why did i look that up oh my god


it just had to involve fucking [glow=black,2,300]farting[/glow] didn't it smithicide;

YPrrrr

August 10, 2011, 03:09:16 PM #28
Well a flaccid dick isn't of much use anyway...

er, to others anyway n_u

Samus Aran

August 10, 2011, 03:09:52 PM #29
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on August 10, 2011, 03:08:40 PM
Crankshaft


>mfw i read this as Crookshanks
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