ITT Things you do to fuck with people

[Daddy]

Mine get dangerously illegal.

I'll floor it while on a narrow road and scare the shit out of a person coming at me before  pulling far to the right and not hitting them.


Or if it's late at night I will cross the double yellows for a bit and do this.

I am a bad mang.

[Commander Fuckass]

I've TP'd houses when I was in highschool 

thats about it.

[YPrrrr]

You are a very bad mang


Sometimes I leave the toilet seat up

[ME##]

I close the toilet lid at night.

[snoorkel]

when I walk past a restaurant or bar with lots of seating by the windows, I stare at everyone who's looking out and if I catch anyone's eye I'll usually stop and stare directly at them, and continuing doing it for 30-40 seconds after they awkwardly look down/away

[Andria]

when I walk past a restaurant or bar with lots of seating by the windows, I stare at everyone who's looking out and if I catch anyone's eye I'll usually stop and stare directly at them, and continuing doing it for 30-40 seconds after they awkwardly look down/away

THIS IS GENIUS

I wish to do that now

[snoorkel]

In the summer I also like to sit at traffic lights blaring loud hip hop tracks with 1-2 mins of gunshots/screaming/yelling (wu-tang) samples and/or doing sex things so the cars next to us can see, one of my favorite things to do around campus is to scream "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!" out the window at runners. we also occasionally buy silly string and bouncy balls and drive around throwing them at unsuspecting pedestrians. flicking change through drive-through windows when no one's looking is also fun

[Wrench]

bunch of trolls thread

When driving, if someone is riding me like a prick, I will purposely go ridiculously slow and if I turn, my turn will be no faster than ~7mph.

[Travis]

whenever you go in an elevator, don't turn around to look towards the door LOL

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Great Jeebus, you guys are pricks.

[Daddy]

bunch of trolls thread

When driving, if someone is riding me like a prick, I will purposely go ridiculously slow and if I turn, my turn will be no faster than ~7mph.

If somone is driving slow like a prick and they are going slower than the flow of traffic I ride them.

[LCK]

If somone is driving slow like a prick and they are going slower than the flow of traffic I ride them.

if some dick like you rides my ass even when i'm exceeding the speed limit on an interstate i will make god damn sure that there is no way in hell that you can pass me

[Commander Fuckass]

If someone is riding my ass I usually scare the shit out of them and brake check them

[Daddy]

if some dick like you rides my ass even when i'm exceeding the speed limit on an interstate i will make god damn sure that there is no way in hell that you can pass me

I only ride soemone's ass when they are going 20 or 30 in a 45.


They're usually old and/or a woman on the phone when I see this.

[LCK]

one thing that really pisses me off is when people pass me in a residential area when i'm already exceeding the speed limit