Last night

[strongbad]

I was with a girl in her room, and I had to fart really bad. I couldn't hold it in. Skillfully I was able to keep it silent, but you know what they say about silent farts. It reeked. I was fucking scared. I fucked up. There was no way to save myself. But right as I farted her cat walked in and she immediately blamed her cat 

[Travis]

so you fucked her afterwards right? RIGHT? JESUS

[Samus Aran]

POTW

[Nyerp]

no one fucking cares

[ME##]

best story ever

[burzumfan420]

 

[LCK]

be careful, hiro might tell her what happened

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol

[Hippopo]

Wait.  Where's the part about the sex? 

[Commander Fuckass]

Wait...what's a girl?

[Wrench]

why do you only post about girls, strong butt

[Classic]

why do you only post about girls, strong butt

he feels the need to prove his masculinity and people want to be around him regardless of his nasty ass farting ;-;

[wawi]

last night i had sex with 10000000 women
beat that

[Nyerp]

so he puked on a girl and farted near a girl

the next step is to piss in a girl's mouth, correct?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

last night i had sex with 10000000 women
beat that

this morning i had sex with 10000000 men