Last Important Event

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I have a physical tomorrow.

[rdl]

at my 'club meeting' today i was discussing the burqa with some fellow men when this girl walks in, whom i know, and i look up and all of a sudden i lose my train of thought and it was embarassing as fuck ("and i just lost my train of thought" "because a pretty girl just walked in" "no it was just the door i swear" "yep definitely the door")

i know the girl, she's known me since i was 7, so she knows that i got messed up so it's cool but it was still embarrassing

[?????]

What is your club anyway? Do you like this girl or something?

[rdl]

she's pretty cute, but no. back in the day you either liked her or this other girl, and i liked the other girl. we had a thing, but of course we was just kids so it doesnt count

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I just found out my physical is next week, not tomorrow.

[Mando Pandango]

but of course we was just kids so it doesnt count

tell that to jmv

[spoiler]he would agree with you[/spoiler]
[spoiler]please dont hate me[/spoiler]

[?????]

Did JMV get raped or something

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Did JMV get raped or something

apparently i'm not supposed to tell under the federation of jmv's hands being near my neck inc. 

[rdl]

yes to everyth

[Cookie]

Did JMV get raped or something

some girl touched his penis on the play ground in like first grade or something

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some girl touched his penis on the play ground in like first grade or something

This is hot. Tell me more.

[Nyerp]

some girl touched his penis on the play ground in like first grade or something

and then put it in her butt

[rdl]

guys, shut the fuck up

jeez, two cases of tomdickery today. i am not pleased.

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and then
[spoiler]cougars cougars cougars [/spoiler]

i couldn't resist  cjlubdoods;

[?????]

guys, shut the fuck up

jeez, two cases of tomdickery today. i am not pleased.

You mean, jimdickery?

But, seriously what happened? I thought this was a joke up until now