Corrupt a wish game

[Boyager]

The world realizes you are inept and unfit to be a ruler of 7 billion people and deposes of you in a manner similar to Benito Mussolini

I wish I could be a nomad

[Boyager]

You get to be a Sami, but in nineteenth century Norway. 



I wish I had something to eat for breakfast.

[Boyager]

You got some breakfast, but you are in soviet russia, and in soviet russia, breakfast eats you!

I wish this thread would stay on page 1 forever

[Boyager]

It stays on page one forever but as a locked sticky topic.



I wish I had some Nutella.

[Boyager]

Wish granted, but it has grinded testicles mixed into it.

I wish you were here.

[Boyager]

You are now there.

I wish I wish I was a fish

[Boyager]

You are a fish in the gulf covered in oil

I wish I had a mansion

[Boyager]

You live in a run-down mansion in Detroit.



I want somebody.

[Boyager]

you get hitler

i wish i was LINK

[Boyager]

you don't get none from zelda

I wish someone would corrupt my wishes.

[Boyager]

I begin to corrupt your wish but then I give you ice cream. 



I want to be able to eat more brownies.

[Boyager]

you will, but you'll develop high blood pressure and your dog will die two times

i want him dead

[Boyager]

I'll kill you instead, Clucky. 


Who's that girl wearing my clothes?

[Boyager]

I wish everyone in the world would be dead.

[Boyager]

I wish everyone in the world would be dead.

Nobody understand me already, Clucky.  Everybody dies, but comes back as brain-eating zombies.



I wish every hungry person in the world had food.