Corrupt a wish game

[Boyager]

Ok, so here is how it goes (im not blackds fuck you)
I will make a wish "I wish I had friends"
The person below me ruins my wish "Yeah, but then they realize you are a and they hate you forever"
Go.


I wish my mother wasn't so fat.

[Boyager]

yeah but then she loses her job making bbw dp porn and can no longer support you and you starve to death


i wish i had a slush

[Boyager]

your slushy melts into suop the second you touch it

i wish i had a friend in you

[Boyager]

your slushy melts into suop the second you touch it

i wish i had a friend in you

You find your friend fucking whoever that person was

I wish Megas XLR hadn't been cancelled.

[Boyager]

Megas XLR comes back as a live action soap opera with no robots

I wish I was Hermione Granger

[Boyager]

You get to be Hermione during her awkward teenage years. 



I wish I was attractive.

[Boyager]

You get beauty while no one understands who you are.

I want everyone to die.

[Boyager]

Nobody understand me already, Clucky.  Everybody dies, but comes back as brain-eating zombies.



I wish every hungry person in the world had food.

[Boyager]

As it turns out, the chef mistook the pepper in the soup for rat poison. They're dead.

I wish people would understand me.

[Boyager]

Nobody understand me already, Clucky.  Everybody dies, but comes back as brain-eating zombies.



I wish every hungry person in the world had food.

LOLOMG

As it turns out, the chef mistook the pepper in the soup for rat poison. They're dead.

I wish people would understand me.

They already understand you, you'll just suffer from delusion and false perspectives for the rest of your life.

I wish there was more oil in the oil crisis.

[Boyager]

more oil appears, but then all of a sudden it teleports into your room

i wish i could whistle

[Boyager]

more oil appears, but then all of a sudden it teleports into your room

i wish i could whistle

yeah, but then you realize you made a mistake and you wanted a whistle, not the ability to whistle. Now when you are trapped in some dangerous situation noone can find you and you die. Bitch.

I wish my girlfriend didn't break up with me ((((((((((

[Boyager]

yeah, but then you realize you made a mistake and you wanted a whistle, not the ability to whistle. Now when you are trapped in some dangerous situation noone can find you and you die. Bitch.

I wish my girlfriend didn't break up with me ((((((((((

Your girlfriend is a whore who fucked three other guys while she was dating you.

I wish Doodthing were alive

[Boyager]

doodthing is terry schiavo

i wish i had a beautiful woman to lay with

[Boyager]

Yeah, but then after you have sex she tells you that she has AIDS


and gonorrhea


I wish that I ruled the world.