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Tell us something we don't know about you

Started by Hiro, November 28, 2009, 05:29:34 PM

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I didn't learn the alphabet until about 3rd grade, I also wet the bed until I was about 7.
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Samus Aran

-the first forum i ever joined was the Game Maker Community
-the first vagina i ever saw was my cousin's
-my umbilical cord was too short (like my height) so i had to be yanked out by c-section
-when i was in kindergarten i punched a kid in the nose and broke his glasses
-in my dorm room, i usually sleep either in the nude or very close to it
-i have attempted autofellatio in the past and failed

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Lol @ autofellatio

You're very flexible  cjlubdoods;
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Samus Aran

Quote from: TheSequel on November 28, 2009, 05:47:34 PM
Lol @ autofellatio

You're very flexible  cjlubdoods;


i said i failed at it though

i haven't tried since, as i really doubt i could do it

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Practice makes perfect. So either become more flexible or get bigger boners.
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Samus Aran

Quote from: TheSequel on November 28, 2009, 05:52:13 PM
Practice makes perfect. So either become more flexible or get bigger boners.


well i was a lot younger before and it has grown considerably but really i think i'll pass because it is a bit odd and i can't imagine getting much out of it

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Quote from: Lain on November 28, 2009, 05:54:36 PM
well i was a lot younger before and it has grown considerably but really i think i'll pass because it is a bit odd and i can't imagine getting much out of it
Interesting...........
Also I remember when I learned girls had vaginas. I too saw my cousin's vagina. But she was a baby still, not like she was in her 20s.
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Sillbury

i uh...hmmmm...

pokemon red was my first game?

Socks

i wept uncontrollably on my first day of school, ever

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i thought not breathing will end your life

apparently i was wrong since it makes you pass out

Socks

Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on November 28, 2009, 10:03:22 PM
i thought not breathing will end your life

apparently i was wrong since it makes you pass out


guess how clucky figured this out giggle;

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Quote from: Socks on November 28, 2009, 10:22:01 PM
guess how clucky figured this out giggle;
well i was in my closet as a young kid and then..  giggle;

Pyrate

My friend and I showed each other our differing genitalia when we were 4.

Wrench

- I didn't know what masturbation was until 8th grade(ironic, since I'm a Green Day fan). I slept over my friends house and he told me how to do it. We were jerking to some chick in a swimsuit magazine.
- I took a shit somewhere in the woods at Gettysburg since I didn't want to use a portapotty
- When I was young (5-6 range), I never used the bathroom at my house during the day. I would always just pee or shit on the tree in our backyard. Then my mom caught me so I did it less often.
- I have a small bald spot on the back left part of my head from being hit with a baseball bat by my cousin.

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