I pulled a prank in school today guys!

[Josh]

 

Today my photography teacher left his room unlocked. So, while we're at lunch, I sneak in and get on the intercom with my accomplice. Here are the various shenanigans we pulled.

Round one: Made quacking noises into the intercom
Round two: Breathed heavily into the intercom
Round three: "Can we please have Ben Dover come to the office? Ben Dover!"

Then I got scared I'd get caught and left. My teacher didn't even know he'd left his door unlocked, because I locked it from the inside before I left.

[l a c e y]

lol you should have said something more explicit.

[Cookie]

That sounds really lame, it had so much potential....

[Daddy]

You should have used the code for a child predator being in the school.

Bonus points for WITH A GUN.

[superclucky]

'everyone evacuate the school there is a pedophile in the school.'

[LCK]

we've got a bamf in our midst

[Geno]

I hope to god you're still in elementary school
otherwise enjoy getting your ass beat for being a fucking retard

[CutLess]

Here's what I would have done:

I would start off by saying, "Will Mr. [insert last name of a nonexistent teacher] please report to the office?  Mr. ______ please report to the office."

Then I would start talking casually, to make it evident that I accidentally left the intercom on.

After a while, my accomplice would open the door, and then we would have a large number of options from there, including:

• "fighting" each other


• making fun of the whores of the school


• making it sound like we're having sex

it would be so

[Bushy]

Here's what I would have done:

I would start off by saying, "Will Mr. [insert last name of a nonexistent teacher] please report to the office?  Mr. ______ please report to the office."

Then I would start talking casually, to make it evident that I accidentally left the intercom on.

After a while, my accomplice would open the door, and then we would have a large number of options from there, including:

• "fighting" each other


• making fun of the whores of the school


• making it sound like we're having sex

it would be so

That sounds .

Do it, but record first

[Veal]

Last year there was a kid who would get on the intercom and go "meow" once every day for a week, then on friday he ended with "where's that damn cat".

he was caught and suspended for a week.

[Commander Fuckass]

Wow, you're a . 

[Pele]

Congrats, you're a fag! 

[Wrench]

Could have done much better. Not a horrible job though.

[Lotos]

Ben Dover?  C'mon, what about Seymour Butts or I. M. Cummings, or maybe even Dick Woodard?

[Daddy]

Ben Dover?  C'mon, what about Seymour Butts or I. M. Cummings, or maybe even Dick Woodard?

Ivana Humpalot.