God, my girlfriend is dense as hell

Samus Aran · January 24, 2008, 08:46:28 PM

Quote from: JMV290 on January 24, 2008, 08:38:58 PM
idk

You forgot the "[:"

Daddy · January 24, 2008, 08:47:41 PM

Quote from: Kaz on January 24, 2008, 08:46:28 PM
You forgot the "[:"

Or maybe you just remembered it.

Kalahari Inkantation · January 25, 2008, 06:06:23 AM

FAMY2 · January 25, 2008, 06:14:49 AM

Quote from: Hyper on January 24, 2008, 08:31:05 PM
i tried to think of a similar moment but all that came to mind was Lost

You think too hard.

superclucky · January 25, 2008, 12:31:34 PM

Quote from: Bushybrow on January 24, 2008, 08:00:20 PM
I sent her a text saying "There were two snowmen in a field, and then one said "Funny, I smell carrots too" and she was all like "what, I don't get it" So I had to break it down

ITT Easy jokes your friends don't get

Are they smelling each other's noses?

Pyrate · January 25, 2008, 12:33:13 PM

maybe your girlfriend doesn't understand shitty jokes

caponehollywood · January 25, 2008, 12:34:21 PM

Quote from: Clucky et al. on January 25, 2008, 12:31:34 PM
Are they smelling each other's noses?

Please tell me your kidding.

superclucky · January 25, 2008, 12:38:47 PM

Quote from: Doctor Octoganapus on January 25, 2008, 12:34:21 PM
Please tell me your kidding.

There's only two carrots on 2 snowmans.
WHAT OTHER CARROTS ARE THERE

caponehollywood · January 25, 2008, 12:39:36 PM

Quote from: Clucky et al. on January 25, 2008, 12:38:47 PM
There's only two carrots on 2 snowmans.
WHAT OTHER CARROTS ARE THERE

They're breathing through carrots, so they get the smell no matter what.

Nyerp · January 25, 2008, 12:48:16 PM

she didn't want to because you didn't bring a condom

Squirtlejazz · January 25, 2008, 01:37:32 PM

Freaking stupid.

caponehollywood · January 26, 2008, 09:55:32 PM

Quote from: Nyerp on January 25, 2008, 12:48:16 PM
she didn't want to because you didn't bring a condom

Shot not kids.

God, my girlfriend is dense as hell

Samus Aran

January 24, 2008, 08:46:28 PM #15

Daddy

January 24, 2008, 08:47:41 PM #16

Kalahari Inkantation

January 25, 2008, 06:06:23 AM #17 Last Edit: December 31, 2011, 01:54:10 AM by Tectrinket

FAMY2

January 25, 2008, 06:14:49 AM #18

superclucky

January 25, 2008, 12:31:34 PM #19

Pyrate

January 25, 2008, 12:33:13 PM #20

caponehollywood

January 25, 2008, 12:34:21 PM #21

superclucky

January 25, 2008, 12:38:47 PM #22

caponehollywood

January 25, 2008, 12:39:36 PM #23

Nyerp

January 25, 2008, 12:48:16 PM #24

Squirtlejazz

January 25, 2008, 01:37:32 PM #25

caponehollywood

January 26, 2008, 09:55:32 PM #26