God, my girlfriend is dense as hell

[Bushy]

I sent her a text saying "There were two snowmen in a field, and then one said "Funny, I smell carrots too"  and she was all like "what, I don't get it" So I had to break it down

ITT Easy jokes your friends don't get

[YPrrrr]

well duh, she's a girl

[Bushy]

But damn, surely no one can be that dumb

[Himu]

It took me a while, but I figured out that's because their noses ARE carrots.

[Feynman]

But damn, surely no one can be that dumb

the joke sucks

[Bushy]

the joke sucks

It's an easy joke to figure the answer out to though

[Commander Fuckass]

Why do black people like to play basketball?


[spoiler]

Because they like  shooting and stealing

[/spoiler]

[Bushy]

Why do black people like to play basketball?

The story of my life

[ME##]

My girlfriend... Wait.

[YPrrrr]

Plenty of people have trouble with this one:

[Bushy]

My girlfriend... Wait.

Yes?

Is it odd for a 13 year old to have a girlfriend?

[Daddy]

it's because snowmen are usually white(if they aren't, don't touch that snow) and you're not so she got confused.

[One Man Freak Show]

it's because snowmen are usually white(if they aren't, don't touch that snow) and you're not so she got confused.

Do you ever make sense anymore?

[Hyper]

i tried to think of a similar moment but all that came to mind was Lost

[Daddy]

Do you ever make sense anymore?

idk