Guys, I'm afraid

[Daddy]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

Tomboh has showed me this.  I wish to go on a mission and correct that christfag, but there are so many of them.  It's too dangerous to go alone, I need backup before charging in and correcting him.   We must all charge.

Are you willing to possibly die for boyah?

[Blaze-Senpai]

No.

[Daddy]

No.

Fuck you


Look, I'm not going to answer every single question and claim that has been made in this thread, I'm just going to stick with the FACTS. Sound good? Okay, here are the FACTS:

FACT: In the past 8 years, Video gaming, especially Nintendo gaming, has exploded. Video games now outsell movies, while games are played for scores of hours while few movies are longer than 2.

FACT: In the past 8 years, homosexuality and catholocism has increased, unemployment has, crime has increased, abortions have increased, God has punished New York and New Orleans, a new generation of soldiers raised on video games are too soft, decadent and cowardly to subdue a nation that we conquered in DAYS back in 1992...

The economy is in a mess and poverty is up, while nations that are sensible enough to be video-game free, like Iran and North Korea, are becoming so powerful that America will only be saved by the most desperate measures....

And you're telling me this is all a coincidence? You "coincidence theorists" are really a wacky bunch, you know that?

[YPrrrr]

Yeah, um, that would be dying for your crusade against christfags, not for Boyah.

[Geno]

Already sold my copy of Super Mario Galaxy.

I don't want to be turned into a homosexual 

[Geno]

UH OH I GOT AN INFRACTION!

"Dear Faith Plus 1,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Spreading Atheist Lies about God's Favorite Church
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Please refrain from spreading atheist lies about our Godly Church. We are serious folks with a serious mission here.
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=123750

Quote:
This is some of the funniest shit I've read on the internet.

And for those of you who are taking this seriously, it's a joke site. Just some assholes trying to piss people off. 

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[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Joke Site

[Daddy]

Yeah, um, that would be dying for your crusade against christfags, not for Boyah.

they make even normal christians look bad


also apparently it's a joke.

[Geno]

lol I wonder what they would do if I posted this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMOrM7CdApM

[ncba93ivyase]

Joke Site

i hope so

[ncba93ivyase]

It's an embarrasing day when Iran, of all places, follows the Bible more closely than America does. Thomas Jefferson must be weeping to see it.

is he insinuating TJ was a christian because he was in fact just the opposite

[keatsta]

also apparently it's a joke.

how long did this extremely difficult conclusion take to reach professor???

[Houdini]

Landover Baptist is a parody site, in case you guys didn't know. The Christians in the forums are actually rational people pretending to be fundamentalists as a joke.

[ncba93ivyase]

how long did this extremely difficult conclusion take to reach professor???

A google search and link to a Wikipedia article.

[Houdini]

If you don't believe me, look at their main site.


See also: Objective Ministries