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Guys, I'm afraid

Started by Daddy, January 02, 2008, 11:32:14 PM

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Daddy

Quote from: keatsta on January 03, 2008, 12:17:45 AM
how long did this extremely difficult conclusion take to reach professor???
about 3 minutes after posting this and then using wikipedia

Geno

Umm... I don't think this is a joke site anymore.  befuddlement
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Houdini

Quote from: Sylar on January 03, 2008, 12:27:36 AM
Umm... I don't think this is a joke site anymore.  befuddlement
Yes, it is.

Geno

Quote from: Houdini on January 03, 2008, 12:32:23 AM
Yes, it is.
All the moderators are taking everything waay to seriously.

And I've gotten several warnings for making "Atheist" comments.

Maybe this people were involved in an accident where a truck load of bibles fell on their heads?
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Daddy

Quote from: Sylar on January 03, 2008, 12:34:10 AM
All the moderators are taking everything waay to seriously.

And I've gotten several warnings for making "Atheist" comments.

Maybe this people were involved in an accident where a truck load of bibles fell on their heads?
uhm maybe cuz ur killing their fun

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

Quote from: Sylar on January 03, 2008, 12:34:10 AM
All the moderators are taking everything waay to seriously.

And I've gotten several warnings for making "Atheist" comments.

Maybe this people were involved in an accident where a truck load of bibles fell on their heads?
It's called staying in character :|

Geno

Never mind it's a joke website.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Houdini


Geno

Why are you lying to Jesus? This is His favorite forum, and He has provided you with an opportunity to redeem yourself and be Saved by his Grace. Don't come in here spinning some half-baked stories about not contaminating your daughter with mary worship.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Geno

ok this is fucking hilarious

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=6247

Someone made a joke thread saying he killed his son because he didn't wash the floors and the mods/admins are approving.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

The artist formally known

If this isn't a joke site

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: reefer on January 03, 2008, 12:46:34 AM
If this isn't a joke site
We do not allow teenaged trolls to post on our Godly forum. Come back if Jesus lets you live to see 18.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

musica.cards

January 03, 2008, 01:16:17 AM #27 Last Edit: January 03, 2008, 01:27:06 AM by some_person
By God! I am currently reading a court order involving Landover, and:


"THE UNSAVED erroneously argue that a permanent injunction applying to a 10-mile radius would be
overly broad and would infringe upon their freedom of religion and expression as guaranteed by the First
Amendment to the United States Constitution. The Court strongly disagrees. Time, place and manner restrictions
on both expression and worship have never been deemed unconstitutional."

befuddlement


Edit: BOOYAH! I can prove that the Landover website is a joke site!:


   

"CONCERNED READER - YOU'VE DECIDED TO SEND AN E-MAIL TO OUR GODLY CHURCH?
Please Review the Message Below
PLEASE NOTE: "If you send an e-mail submission to this site, you are certifying that you are 18 years or older and you are granting The Landover Baptist™ Parody Website a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive and fully sublicensable right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display your submission (in whole or part including your personal e-mail address) and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed." This means, we could write a book and include your email messages and all of the money we make from your stupidity belongs to our Godly Pastor, Deacon Fred!  Praise Jesus! "
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Houdini

You are desperately stupid if you need to prove that Landover Baptist is a joke.

musica.cards

Quote from: Houdini on January 03, 2008, 01:51:20 AM
You are desperately stupid if you need to prove that Landover Baptist is a joke.

I just proved it for the people who were not certain about that.
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