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[Kalahari Inkantation]

oatmeal

[Commander Fuckass]

I had an eggnog milkshake last night from Cookout

[ME##]

scrambled eggs, it's the only way i know how to cook them :'(

[Commander Fuckass]

scrambled eggs, it's the only way i know how to cook them :'(

you don't know how to make an omelet? 

[ME##]

you don't know how to make an omelet? 

i don't

[Commander Fuckass]

i don't

wow Im divorcing you

[Commander Fuckass]

S'mores

[don't let's]

ham, yam, stuffing

[Mando Pandango]

scrambled eggs, it's the only way i know how to cook them :'(

1. boil water
2. drop whole egg into water

CONGRATULATIONS! You just hardboiled an egg

1. Crack egg into pan
2. Flip when solid

CONGRATULATIONS! You just made eggs overeasy. Skip step 2 for sunny side up. Add meat, cheese, and bread for delicious sandwich

seriously this shit is easy

[Travis]

baked ziti O_O

[Andria]

1. boil water
2. drop whole egg into water

CONGRATULATIONS! You just hardboiled an egg

1. Crack egg into pan
2. Flip when solid

CONGRATULATIONS! You just made eggs overeasy. Skip step 2 for sunny side up. Add meat, cheese, and bread for delicious sandwich

seriously this shit is easy

or  boil water
crack egg into water

bam a poached egg

[silvertone]

poaching is illegal

[Samus Aran]

i am drinking a sobe strawberry daiquiri thingy

[Daddy]

[Travis]

are you old enough to be enjoying alcohol young man