mine is for a genderswapped scottish parody of dude looks like a lady

lass looks like a laddie

the refrain is all i have so far but i think i'm on to something big here

A movie theater that licenses films that have already done well on streaming services but haven't had/couldn't afford a theater release

A reality game show where you put at least a dozen (preferably more) gay men in a house together. On Saturday nights they all get together in a circle and fuck each other in the ass, so they're all just fucking each other at once. Everyone's fucking and everyone's getting fucked. Every once in a while someone gets voted off/a new person joins. The show never ends.

The name of the show is Ring Of Fire what do you think

a service where you can rent a bearded man for the sake of putting your hands on their beard like theyre a dog and scruff up their beards and play with it like some sort of stress relief toy like some goo or a fidget box, or like one of those pillows with those shiny plate things that flip up or down however you stroke it

"ohhhhhh who has the fluffiest beard??? right that's you!! aww is it your first time getting your beard handled??? cute!!"

sometimes
i like to bunch up my straightened hair and whip things with it
so fun
headbanging is comfy with it

cant imagine the things guys do with their beards in their own time that might be weird expressing it in general

Quote from: Mando Pandango on June 21, 2022, 03:20:21 PMA reality game show where you put at least a dozen (preferably more) gay men in a house together. On Saturday nights they all get together in a circle and fuck each other in the ass, so they're all just fucking each other at once. Everyone's fucking and everyone's getting fucked. Every once in a while someone gets voted off/a new person joins. The show never ends.

The name of the show is Ring Of Fire what do you think

i wonder if there is porn of this

Porn? It's art

bar name: The Wilted Pickle

a quirky earthbound-inspired indie rpg made in rpgmakervxace and sold on steam for $12.99

reblogging kaz's brilliant idea:

Quote from: Samus Aran on September 19, 2022, 05:50:30 PMi was hoping this was a dictionary for boyahisms

a Dictionary of Brilliant Boyahisms, akin to the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

Quote from: Samus Aran on September 19, 2022, 11:32:20 PMuse the wax to sculpt a figure in my honor

You have given me yet another brilliant idea.

i'm going to melt them down into a single fully-sized candle and keep the empty jars as storage for my various trinket collections lol

A toilet that sucks the turd out your butt

Quote from: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 20, 2022, 11:30:25 AMA toilet that sucks the turd out your butt

Lucky for me your mom is just a phone call away

Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on September 20, 2022, 05:33:35 AM

Quote from: Samus Aran on September 19, 2022, 11:32:20 PMuse the wax to sculpt a figure in my honor

You have given me yet another brilliant idea.

i'm going to melt them down into a single fully-sized candle and keep the empty jars as storage for my various trinket collections lol

btw i actually did make a new fully-sized candle of my erstwhile collection of candle butts

please #!remindme to post it to arts, it turned out p. cool actually lol

And it literally does resemble you, Kaz.

And as per my previous post, Kaz:

Quote from: Majorana's Incantation on September 19, 2022, 09:42:48 PM

Quote from: Samus Aran on September 19, 2022, 05:50:30 PMi was hoping this was a dictionary for boyahisms

oh wow

kaz, this is a brilliant idea

This remains an absolutely brilliant idea and there is ABSOLUTELY ZERO reason for you or anyone else not to manifest it.

So please do your (dood)thing, Boyos.

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Quote from: Mando Pandango on September 21, 2022, 07:38:36 AM

Quote from: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 20, 2022, 11:30:25 AMA toilet that sucks the turd out your butt

Lucky for me your mom is just a phone call away

lol

remember when cuddling rooms were getting some traction in the news