can't ask for help at the department store?
get stuck holding the door open for a family of 20 at the applebees?
buy your ex girlfriend some dinner before she goes to see her new man?

hands up if u got that little dick energy

catch these hands

the first one yeah

but if i can't find something it's the store's fault smh

Quote from: Thimelidoo on May 20, 2019, 11:14:05 AMthe first one yeah

but if i can't find something it's the store's fault smh

thats true
but maybe its also our little dick's fault

The 2nd one is just being polite

Quote from: YPrrrr on May 20, 2019, 11:56:53 AMThe 2nd one is just being polite

if you had a big dick, after the first three you'd be like fuck this door shit bruh i got places to be
little dick will hold the door even long after their own family has loaded up in the car and left to go home 

Big dicks need not concern themselves with acting a certain way to prove their big dickitude

Dropping the door on kids or ladies is rood idc

ypr you're sounding a little defensive about the whole little dick thing

LittleDickEngergy is feeling like your half-ton pick up truck isn't big enough so you have to install a 10" (how big you wish your pen15 was) lift to it

little dick energy is not wanting to see the gay rats on arthur get married

Quote from: antmaster5000 on May 21, 2019, 05:53:47 AMypr you're sounding a little defensive about the whole little dick thing

defensive about literally everything tbh

A 5 year old could call me a stupid poopyhead and I'll seethe for hours

Quote from: C.Mongler on May 21, 2019, 08:20:42 AMlittle dick energy is not wanting to see the gay rats on arthur get married

Rats and aardvarks together? In my America???

Me.


I am the little dick energy.