I liked Assault

this venn diagram looks like a titty

Quote from: Samus Aran on September 10, 2018, 10:16:30 PMthis venn diagram looks like a titty

krystal's titty

Star Fucks Zero is the only one i found wholly and truly insufferable on every measurable level


but perhaps im just a furry

Quote from: C.Mongler on September 11, 2018, 05:22:43 AMStar Fucks Zero is the only one i found wholly and truly insufferable on every measurable level


but perhaps im just a furry

the only one I'd say that about is Adventures, because it's just.... boring

it's at least inoffensive.

zero is just aggressively bad.

Quote from: YPrrrr on September 10, 2018, 03:48:43 PMI liked Assault

even i think assault is just okay

it gets off to a strong start (ignoring the cringeworthy dialogue) and its rail missions are all fun

but it's heavily bogged down by an abundance of on-foot sections that sadly make up the majority of what's supposed to be a space flight game

if i wanted to play a mediocre-at-best rareware third-person shooter (which i don't), i'd play donkey kong 64

But that's not what Star Fox was meant to be.

Quote from: C.Mongler on September 11, 2018, 05:22:43 AMStar Fucks Zero is the only one i found wholly and truly insufferable on every measurable level


but perhaps im just a furry

zero may be the only one that's truly bad, but every entry since 64 has been a huge letdown

despite the fact that expectations get lower for star fox with each new entry, the successive game still manages to disappoint every time lol

as intended, i suppose

miyamoto is extremely spiteful and has deliberately gone out of his way to sabotage this franchise ever since adventures

Assault was fine but too short(I think) and the on foot missions. I absolutely hated the controls in Command.

still haven't touched zero

In part because I'm genuinely afraid to see just how badly M*yamoto has destroyed this series.

it's basically a reimagining of 64 (which in itself is just a reimagining of OG SNES) with maybe the worst control scheme I've ever experienced

there are diehards who say you can "get used to it" but I gave it like two hours and it still felt like complete shit

Contemporary Star F*x thrives on nought but vixen milk. Prove me wrong.

Star Fox 64 owns

Quote from: Mando Pandango on December 27, 2022, 08:54:39 AMStar Fox 64 owns

Quitw.