margarine is not butter

cool whip is not whipped cream

sunny d aint orange juice

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 25, 2018, 11:42:54 PMsunny d aint orange juice

one time a long time ago at a party the good old boys pissed in a sunny d bottle

Some guy goes and drinks it. Oh boy was that a lot funnier when I was 18. Only now realize it was kind of mean to let him drink piss.

Quote from: reeper on August 25, 2018, 11:54:07 PM

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 25, 2018, 11:42:54 PMsunny d aint orange juice

one time a long time ago at a party the good old boys pissed in a sunny d bottle

Some guy goes and drinks it. Oh boy was that a lot funnier when I was 18. Only now realize it was kind of mean to let him drink piss.

thats still pretty funny though

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 26, 2018, 12:09:59 AM

Quote from: reeper on August 25, 2018, 11:54:07 PM

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 25, 2018, 11:42:54 PMsunny d aint orange juice

one time a long time ago at a party the good old boys pissed in a sunny d bottle

Some guy goes and drinks it. Oh boy was that a lot funnier when I was 18. Only now realize it was kind of mean to let him drink piss.

s still pretty funny though

it is, I don't think anyone expected it to be drank but who doesn't want a good chaser when they are young broke  and have cheap plastic vodka

The strangest part is the dude didn't even question it, just moved on.

"gullible isn't in the dictionary" is supposed to be a joke

fruit juice isn't healthy

White people aren't called crackers because theyre the color of saltines

Quote from: Thyme on August 26, 2018, 06:40:01 AMfruit juice isn't healthy

so many people don't know this

'I saw mommy kissing Santa clause' isn't a song about mom being a ho and cheating on dad with some fat sack of shit who slid down the chimney chute

WINE is not an emulator.

Love isn't real.

Quote from: ClassicTyler on August 26, 2018, 10:15:23 AMLove isn't real.

I hope you didn't learn this one the hard way.

We all learn the hard way.

"""creme""", in english, is anything but cream

Quote from: ClassicTyler on August 26, 2018, 10:18:45 AMWe all learn the hard way.