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Title: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Daddy on July 22, 2007, 08:18:11 PM
I'm watching some show called "Human Weapon" on the History Channel. It gave me an idea--Wars should just be a shit load of people just beating the shit out of each other. Fuck guns.  Just punch each other.
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Samus Aran on July 22, 2007, 08:19:00 PM
You know damn well that China would cheat and use tanks.
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Tomboh on July 22, 2007, 08:19:43 PM
Genius.


Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: [REDACTED] on July 22, 2007, 08:21:22 PM
like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsxV5IlJUKA
oh disregard pools is closed shit
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on July 22, 2007, 08:22:18 PM
Quote from: Kaz on July 22, 2007, 08:19:00 PM
You know damn well that China would cheat and use tanks.
They wouldn't need to with over 1 billion people that know chop suey.
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Feynman on July 22, 2007, 08:22:45 PM
That can't be organized on this planet. Someone would cheat.
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Chelzey on July 22, 2007, 08:56:48 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on July 22, 2007, 08:22:18 PM
They wouldn't need to with over 1 billion people that know chop suey.


They're going to fight using a traditional Chinese dish consisting of meat, vegetables, and a starch sauce?
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Daddy on July 22, 2007, 08:58:27 PM
Quote from: Chelzey on July 22, 2007, 08:56:48 PM
They're going to fight using a traditional Chinese dish consisting of meat, vegetables, and a starch sauce?
WOMEN KNOW ABOUT COOKING.
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Chelzey on July 22, 2007, 08:59:15 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on July 22, 2007, 08:58:27 PM
WOMEN KNOW ABOUT COOKING.


Also, it should be served with rice.
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Daddy on July 22, 2007, 08:59:52 PM
Quote from: Chelzey on July 22, 2007, 08:59:15 PM
Also, it should be served with rice.
White or pork fried?
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Chelzey on July 22, 2007, 09:02:33 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on July 22, 2007, 08:59:52 PM
White or pork fried?


Either, I guess.
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Daddy on May 28, 2008, 07:16:57 PM
bump
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 28, 2008, 07:34:53 PM
That would be awesome. doodella;
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: strongbad on May 28, 2008, 08:10:13 PM
Instead of blown off limbs and stuff, all you'd get was bruises.
They could have referies (splol) on the battlefeild to make sure that everyone was following the rules
that would be awesum
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: C.Mongler on May 28, 2008, 08:39:06 PM
This makes me think of the Heavy's only, fists only, SUDDEN DEATH matches in TF2. Its so fucking hilarious and awesome  caterpie;

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=e1NeJS66RWQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: strongbad on May 28, 2008, 09:07:04 PM
Quote from: C. Mongler on May 28, 2008, 08:39:06 PM
This makes me think of the Heavy's only, fists only, SUDDEN DEATH matches in TF2. Its so fucking hilarious and awesome  caterpie;

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=e1NeJS66RWQ[/youtube]

Oh god those are awesome
we just get a good group of 4v4 and heavy only with fists only
its so damn fun
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: superclucky on May 29, 2008, 12:19:21 PM
wouldn't work because some whore may send some person infected with some infectious disease and kill the opponent and it'll spread to everyone else |:
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Selkie on May 29, 2008, 02:12:07 PM
I'd probably rather get shot in the head than be gang beaten to a pulp...
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Feynman on May 29, 2008, 03:31:32 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on May 29, 2008, 02:12:07 PM
I'd probably rather get shot in the head than be gang beaten to a pulp...


and it's one-shot kills, so it takes skill doodthing;
Title: Re: Now that is how wars should be fought.
Post by: Selkie on May 29, 2008, 05:47:22 PM
Quote from: Mr. Caravan on May 29, 2008, 03:31:32 PM
and it's one-shot kills, so it takes skill doodthing;


Also true