I'll explain my amazing adventure with some detail:
As I'm sitting at my computer, posting on Boyah, I begin to feel a slight sensation in my penis. I soon realize I've got to piss. I quickly rise up from one of my two thrones, and start walking the short distance to the second throne.
I enter the bathroom, lift up the toilet seat, unzip my pants, whip it out, and begin taking a piss.
After only a few seconds I begin to feel a sensation in my nose. Then, all of a sudden:
"AHSLKFJLKSJAL."
Huge ass sneeze. Hurts like hell, and I've got a spasm through my whole body. I piss all over the wall. :'(
As this is happening I'm thinking " I'll post this on boyah lol."
First, I clean all the piss off the wall, as if I'm trying to cover my tracks.
I walk out of the bathroom, it's pitch dark. As I enter my room, I trip over my fan, and fall face first to the ground.
I hear a noise from across the house. Quickly, I scurry to my feet.
My mother barges into my room.
"Trevor, you're moving in with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I though "Now forget it. Yo home to Bel Air."
I. Pulled. Up to a house about seven or eight. I yelled to the cabby "Yo home, smell ya' later."
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
So, I walked into the house. I suddenly feel a tingling sensation in my penis. I soon realize I have to piss. I run to the bathroom, ignoring everyone I see.
I whip out my penis, disregarding toilet seat and all.
After only seconds of peeing, I feel a tingling sensation in my nose.
"kalsd;kfajsldf"
Huge ass sneeze, and I piss all over the wall.
Now, I'm thinking "Deja vu?"
This has got to be the post of the week
I have to piss. brb
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:01:53 AM
This has got to be the post of the week
Epic story indeed. Eh?
YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE. Problem solved. china;
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:03:43 AM
YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE. Problem solved. china;
So unmanly
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:03:43 AM
YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE. Problem solved. china;
So unmanly
But it works. We don't pee on the seat. argh;
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:09:31 AM
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:03:43 AM
YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE. Problem solved. china;
So unmanly
But it works. We don't pee on the seat. argh;
And we dont have to waste our energy standing up. caterpie;
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:09:31 AM
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:03:43 AM
YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE. Problem solved. china;
So unmanly
But it works. We don't pee on the seat. argh;
I only do that when I have to drop off XBOX HUEG turds
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:09:31 AM
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:03:43 AM
YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE. Problem solved. china;
So unmanly
But it works. We don't pee on the seat. argh;
Neither do we. We lift it up first. psyduck;
Quote from: Kara on June 23, 2007, 12:10:16 AM
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:09:31 AM
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:03:43 AM
YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE. Problem solved. china;
So unmanly
But it works. We don't pee on the seat. argh;
And we dont have to waste our energy standing up. caterpie;
You waste your energy by sitting down, then standing back up. psyduck;
Quote from: Trevor on June 23, 2007, 12:18:44 AM
Quote from: Kara on June 23, 2007, 12:10:16 AM
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:09:31 AM
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:03:43 AM
YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE. Problem solved. china;
So unmanly
But it works. We don't pee on the seat. argh;
And we dont have to waste our energy standing up. caterpie;
You waste your energy by sitting down, then standing back up. psyduck;
Oh my. Yes we do. burned;
Let's not discuss who has it harder while peeing.
Let's focus on my adventure. wub;
Quote from: Trevor on June 23, 2007, 12:23:26 AM
Let's not discuss who has it harder while peeing.
Let's focus on my adventure. wub;
All over the wall you say
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:24:32 AM
Quote from: Trevor on June 23, 2007, 12:23:26 AM
Let's not discuss who has it harder while peeing.
Let's focus on my adventure. wub;
All over the wall you say
All over the wall, some on the toilet, and some in the bathtub.
It was crazy.
I sneezed, and my whole body just jerked like crazy.
My penis was flailing around like a loose cannon.
kinda hot lol
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:24:32 AM
Quote from: Trevor on June 23, 2007, 12:23:26 AM
Let's not discuss who has it harder while peeing.
Let's focus on my adventure. wub;
All over the wall you say
Did it make a pic of anything? Like the clouds do?
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:26:52 AM
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:24:32 AM
Quote from: Trevor on June 23, 2007, 12:23:26 AM
Let's not discuss who has it harder while peeing.
Let's focus on my adventure. wub;
All over the wall you say
Did it make a pic of anything? Like the clouds do?
Now that you mention it, I remember seeing a faint outline of Jesus.
Or possibly Rob Zombie.
Same thing.
Quote from: Trevor on June 23, 2007, 12:27:54 AM
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:26:52 AM
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:24:32 AM
Quote from: Trevor on June 23, 2007, 12:23:26 AM
Let's not discuss who has it harder while peeing.
Let's focus on my adventure. wub;
All over the wall you say
Did it make a pic of anything? Like the clouds do?
Now that you mention it, I remember seeing a faint outline of Jesus.
Or possibly Rob Zombie.
Same thing.
I was hoping for Virgin Mary. edumacate;
I got a boner.
I was fucking kidding. :|
Awesome story d00d. flower;
Quote from: prettywoman on June 23, 2007, 01:14:07 AM
I got a boner.
I was fucking kidding. :|
Awesome story d00d. flower;
you better not kid about something that serious :|
So....how's Bel-Air? caterpie;
I hate missing, you evrr tried to pee with a morning boner?
Quote from: Trevor on June 23, 2007, 07:38:30 AM
Quote from: prettywoman on June 23, 2007, 01:14:07 AM
I got a boner.
I was fucking kidding. :|
Awesome story d00d. flower;
you better not kid about something that serious :|
I don't take people who don't use propper punctuation seriously. :|
Quote from: prettywoman on June 23, 2007, 09:07:27 AM
Quote from: Trevor on June 23, 2007, 07:38:30 AM
Quote from: prettywoman on June 23, 2007, 01:14:07 AM
I got a boner.
I was fucking kidding. :|
Awesome story d00d. flower;
you better not kid about something that serious :|
I don't take people who don't use propper punctuation seriously. :|
well sry i just dont feel like takin da time to use punctuation :|
caterpie;
Story deserves more reading.
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:17:52 AM
Quote from: Kaz on June 23, 2007, 12:17:34 AM
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:09:31 AM
Quote from: ◕ ◡ ◕ on June 23, 2007, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Clair on June 23, 2007, 12:03:43 AM
YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE. Problem solved. china;
So unmanly
But it works. We don't pee on the seat. argh;
Neither do we. We lift it up first. psyduck;
Speak for yourself
qft
i have perfect aim. i can do it through the toilet seat im so good. powerofone;
This is a Legendary Post if you put it on Nsider.
I can't post it. Gotta piss.
Quote from: Drew1911 on June 23, 2007, 11:56:56 AM
This is a Legendary Post if you put it on Nsider.
I can't post it. Gotta piss.
As soon as my alt gets to Cappy I'll post it.
Quote from: Trevor on June 23, 2007, 09:42:02 AM
Quote from: prettywoman on June 23, 2007, 09:07:27 AM
Quote from: Trevor on June 23, 2007, 07:38:30 AM
Quote from: prettywoman on June 23, 2007, 01:14:07 AM
I got a boner.
I was fucking kidding. :|
Awesome story d00d. flower;
you better not kid about something that serious :|
I don't take people who don't use propper punctuation seriously. :|
well sry i just dont feel like takin da time to use punctuation :|
caterpie;
kk i forgiv u then ~^-^~
Nice, I have to say though, you should pee outside. Don't go through the trouble of messing up you're bathroom. psyduck;
lol
That was the best post I ever read.
Did you wash your hands?
Someone's got to post this on NSider.
Holy shit, I never realized how useful that search feature was until now.
teehee
Took me half an hour to find this.
Quote from: Trevor on November 25, 2007, 08:14:35 PM
Holy shit, I never realized how useful that search feature was until now.
teehee
Took me half an hour to find this.
I miss it too
lol wtf
Quote from: Precursor on November 25, 2007, 08:17:52 PM
lol wtf
Has it occurred to you yet why you got that Rank right now?
I don't take kindly to thread necromancy.
Quote from: Trevor on July 14, 2007, 09:33:04 AM
Someone's got to post this on NSider.
okay ill post it
Greatest thread ever.
Quote from: Sorbet on November 25, 2007, 08:21:38 PM
I don't take kindly to thread necromancy.
Neither do I. Locked.
Quote from: Sorbet on November 25, 2007, 09:51:18 PM
Thanks, but I already locked it.
Then why was it unlocked? psyduck;