I just took a piss.

[LCK]

I'll explain my amazing adventure with some detail:

As I'm sitting at my computer, posting on Boyah, I begin to feel a slight sensation in my penis. I soon realize I've got to piss. I quickly rise up from one of my two thrones, and start walking the short distance to the second throne.
I enter the bathroom, lift up the toilet seat, unzip my pants, whip it out, and begin taking a piss.
After only a few seconds I begin to feel a sensation in my nose. Then, all of a sudden:
"AHSLKFJLKSJAL."
Huge ass sneeze. Hurts like hell, and I've got a spasm through my whole body. I piss all over the wall. :'(
As this is happening I'm thinking " I'll post this on boyah lol."
First, I clean all the piss off the wall, as if I'm trying to cover my tracks.
I walk out of the bathroom, it's pitch dark. As I enter my room, I trip over my fan, and fall face first to the ground.
I hear a noise from across the house. Quickly, I scurry to my feet.
My mother barges into my room.
"Trevor, you're moving in with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I though "Now forget it. Yo home to Bel Air."
I. Pulled. Up to a house about seven or eight. I yelled to the cabby "Yo home, smell ya' later."
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
So, I walked into the house. I suddenly feel a tingling sensation in my penis. I soon realize I have to piss. I run to the bathroom, ignoring everyone I see.
I whip out my penis, disregarding toilet seat and all.
After only seconds of peeing, I feel a tingling sensation in my nose.
"kalsd;kfajsldf"
Huge ass sneeze, and I piss all over the wall.
Now, I'm thinking "Deja vu?"

[The artist formally known]

This has got to be the post of the week

[Daddy]

I have to piss. brb

[6M69I69B9]

This has got to be the post of the week

Epic story indeed. Eh?

[FAMY2]

 YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE.  Problem solved.   china;

[The artist formally known]

YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE.  Problem solved.   china;

So unmanly

[FAMY2]

YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE.  Problem solved.   china;

So unmanly

But it works. We don't pee on the seat. 

[Himu]

YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE.  Problem solved.   china;

So unmanly

But it works. We don't pee on the seat. 

And we dont have to waste our energy standing up. caterpie;

[The artist formally known]

YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE.  Problem solved.   china;

So unmanly

But it works. We don't pee on the seat. 

I only do that when I have to drop off XBOX HUEG turds

[Samus Aran]

YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE.  Problem solved.   china;

So unmanly

But it works. We don't pee on the seat. 

Neither do we. We lift it up first. 

[The artist formally known]

YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE.  Problem solved.   china;

So unmanly

But it works. We don't pee on the seat. 

Neither do we. We lift it up first. 

Speak for yourself

[LCK]

YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE.  Problem solved.   china;

So unmanly

But it works. We don't pee on the seat. 

And we dont have to waste our energy standing up. caterpie;

You waste your energy by sitting down, then standing back up.

[FAMY2]

YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND PEE.  Problem solved.   china;

So unmanly

But it works. We don't pee on the seat. 

And we dont have to waste our energy standing up. caterpie;

You waste your energy by sitting down, then standing back up.

Oh my. Yes we do.   burned;

[LCK]

Let's not discuss who has it harder while peeing.
Let's focus on my adventure.

[The artist formally known]

Let's not discuss who has it harder while peeing.
Let's focus on my adventure.

All over the wall you say