(http://i.imgur.com/zUFPgH4.jpg)
Jesus Christ. srsly
yeah bro if u dont wanna smash i will ayyy cmongler;
Lesbian bed death
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/T4sNqK2.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/so2aqEl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/hciY04f.jpg)[/spoiler]
There's just something about that arrogant, elitist, smartly-dressed, exotic pretty look that's kind of tantalizing. Right? befuddlement
Quote from: YPargh on August 03, 2017, 02:02:06 PM
Lesbian bed death
...i don't like what i think you're implying myface;
huma abedin is too pure for that
I'm just being silly but it's probably true that people do get bored having sex with the same person even if they're fine
But how could anyone ever grow bored of that constant expression of moderate annoyance? :'(
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(http://i.imgur.com/5yLCHkl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/hk4pz5x.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DsxkDqB.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/KZG4HQ6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/2nW4Q3M.jpg)
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and of course she's an iphone user
why wouldn't she be
...and why does that somehow only make her more alluring befuddlement
and those TEETH
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/POXXv8m.jpg?1)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/QJEP1Hi.jpg?1)[/spoiler]
There's a reason she never bares her teeth except in the extremely rare candid photo. You just know she's self-conscious about that toothy grin. giggle;
My favorite Abedin... She's... cute... lovely... smart... plus... iPhone... amazing... you think so?... oh yes... it's... stunning... kindly... love it! Hug it... when... sleeping... warm and cuddly... spectacular... moderate annoyance... ravishing...
i'm glad at least someone agrees
You know, I hear she's single and quite lonely these days. scarecrowdood;
should... should i invite her to boyah y/n
Do you think she'd appreciate this topic? befuddlement
I'm all for inviting her to boyah
I don't know that she would appreciate any of our topics however I'm sure we would really encourage her moderate annoyance n_u
A rough draft of what I'm going to send her:
Quote
My Dearest Huma Abedin,
I simply cannot fathom how Anthony's wiener managed to stray from someone like you. There is just something about your arrogant, elitist, smartly-dressed, exotic pretty look that I find endlessly tantalizing. How could Mr. Wiener ever grow bored of your constant expression of moderate annoyance?
I see that you're an iPhone user. I fully acknowledge the superiority of iOS and the iPhone over Android. I welcome you to treat me like the poor, glitchy Google worm I am.
Please don't be ashamed or self-conscious of your slightly oversized teeth and goofy grin. I find them endearing and humanizing. Hah, get it?
I hear you are single and quite lonely these days. Would you care to join us over on http://boyah.net/forums? We are your biggest remaining fans, and I think you would greatly appreciate our wide selection of interesting topics.
We would be honored to have you here, glaring angrily at us out of the corner of your eye. You can even browse and post via your superior iPhone.
Your not-so-secret admirer,
Tec
Quote from: YPargh on August 03, 2017, 04:58:11 PM
I'm sure we would really encourage her moderate annoyance n_u
moderately annoyed huma is best huma giggle;
I've figured it out.
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/NjIHIIY.jpg)[/spoiler]
It's that distinct air of unattainability that makes her particularly appealing.
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/r41QRyO.jpg)[/spoiler]
She is completely out of my league.
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/rbIkF1q.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/7AsajXb.jpg)[/spoiler]
And she knows it.
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/nMV0qPl.jpg)[/spoiler]
i think you're conflating attractiveness with faithfulness. powerful men with weak moral compasses oft find themselves in the company of women [or men] who will use their sexuality as a bonus for them and when the prick takes over from your brain it's easy to get sucked into adulterous scenarios. imo our societal constructs fetishise the notion of work place affairs whilst at the same time acting like they're the worst thing a man could ever do
we need to pick one standard or live like the french tbh
Quote from: David on August 05, 2017, 01:21:46 PM
i think you're conflating attractiveness with faithfulness. powerful men with weak moral compasses oft find themselves in the company of women [or men] who will use their sexuality as a bonus for them and when the prick takes over from your brain it's easy to get sucked into adulterous scenarios. imo our societal constructs fetishise the notion of work place affairs whilst at the same time acting like they're the worst thing a man could ever do
we need to pick one standard or live like the french tbh
i agree with this, but it's the end result of a centuries-old tradition of being perfect puritans in public while being degenerate perverts in private
americans naturally interweave those public and private versions of themselves, much as they may pretend they don't want to, and create this interesting kind of puritan perversion
that very phenomenon is visible in basically every society in which religion plays a large role (which is why france is different)
it's like fetishized cognitive dissonance
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i totally have a cognitive dissonance fetish befuddlement[/spoiler]
TFW huma abedin will never shoot an irritated glare at you from across the room :'(
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/RZJfOna.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/e3MmD5d.jpg)[/spoiler]
>huma will never roll her eyes at you in annoyance while tapping away at her iphone (which would be, of course, the absolute latest model, in a $200 case)
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/Wi3b367.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/atmT1Gd.jpg)[/spoiler]
look at how sharp and strict that nose is
you just know she means business, and nothing but
tfw huma will never look at you the same way she looks at hillary clinton
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/S5cXLWq.jpg)[/spoiler]
and you'll never eat ice cream together
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/dVUtBnq.jpg)[/spoiler]
:(
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 06, 2017, 05:25:45 AM
tfw huma will never look at you the same way she looks at hillary clinton
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/S5cXLWq.jpg)[/spoiler]
and you'll never eat ice cream together
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/dVUtBnq.jpg)[/spoiler]
:(
YOU
JUST
KNOW
Quote from: David on August 06, 2017, 08:26:20 AM
YOU
JUST
KNOW
i don't like to think about the possibility >.<
it... it makes me a little bit [glow=black,2,300]jealous[/glow]
huma is too pure and too muslim for that sort of degeneracy anyway
[spoiler=>you will never be as cool and confident as pre-election night huma](http://i.imgur.com/nbC8Sv0.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/AeV1kGO.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/PkpGtUJ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/mkHlXZj.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4uhn1IO.jpg)
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cry;
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and do note how the phone shows up in 3/5 of those images[/spoiler]
[spoiler=tfw you'll never see these pearly whites in person]
(http://i.imgur.com/CYWEXDB.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/17Xesst.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/IK0TmAj.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/EP4WnNJ.jpg)
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look at that smile cry;
tfw you'll never have the opportunity to make a dumb but just clever enough joke to make her briefly break her steadfastly steely guard and let out a goofy 'guffaw'
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/elvTXWW.jpg?1)[/spoiler]
just look at that maw giggle;
huma is a saudi arabian spy
Quote from: Travis on August 10, 2017, 01:25:23 PM
huma is a saudi arabian spy
doesn't that only make you want her more >.<
anthony wiener is so cool
Quote from: SVT on August 10, 2017, 03:27:26 PM
anthony wiener is so cool
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4zwCMf8dsc[/youtube]
i can't help but wonder wth happened to that guy befuddlement
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_WeinerOn September 21, 2016, the Daily Mail published an article claiming that Weiner had engaged in sexting with a 15-year-old girl, and devices owned by Weiner were seized as part of an investigation into this incident.[71][72][73] The report prompted a criminal investigation and Weiner's laptop was seized. Emails pertinent to the Hillary Clinton email controversy were discovered on the laptop, prompting FBI Director James Comey to reopen that investigation late into the 2016 US presidential election.[74] Hillary Clinton has cited Comey's decision as one reason why she lost the election to Donald Trump.[75]
oh wow
i didn't realize
that was what prompted comey to reopen the case
weiner singlehandedly destroyed the democratic party lol
and everything poor huma had to live for :'(
tec, you have good taste
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Quote from: wawi on August 10, 2017, 06:01:54 PM
tec, you have good taste
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/iRBanyq.jpg)[/spoiler]
jesus, can you imagine how stressful the past few years have been for her son
imagine growing up and slowly coming to the realization that your sexual predator of a father, affectionately known as
sicko anthony weiner, is now rotting in prison after dragging the family name through the mud for years and ruining your mother's life work myface;
she's probably going to end up changing his last name to abedin if she hasn't already lol
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Ntw2asHfU[/youtube]
don't you just want to give her a hug and save her from her absolutely deranged, selfish, rude nutcase of a husband
look at how uncomfortable she is :'(
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 10, 2017, 04:36:07 PM
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_WeinerOn September 21, 2016, the Daily Mail published an article claiming that Weiner had engaged in sexting with a 15-year-old girl, and devices owned by Weiner were seized as part of an investigation into this incident.[71][72][73] The report prompted a criminal investigation and Weiner's laptop was seized. Emails pertinent to the Hillary Clinton email controversy were discovered on the laptop, prompting FBI Director James Comey to reopen that investigation late into the 2016 US presidential election.[74] Hillary Clinton has cited Comey's decision as one reason why she lost the election to Donald Trump.[75]
oh wow
i didn't realize that was what prompted comey to reopen the case
weiner singlehandedly destroyed the democratic party lol
and everything poor huma had to live for :'(
thats why he's a hero
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 10, 2017, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: SVT on August 10, 2017, 03:27:26 PM
anthony wiener is so cool
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4zwCMf8dsc[/youtube]
i can't help but wonder wth happened to that guy befuddlement
steroids made him too horney
Quote from: SVT on August 13, 2017, 08:09:54 AM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 10, 2017, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: SVT on August 10, 2017, 03:27:26 PM
anthony wiener is so cool
[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4zwCMf8dsc[/youtube][/spoiler]
i can't help but wonder wth happened to that guy befuddlement
steroids made him too horney
lol
steroids tend to cause glandular atrophy if anything (http://tinyimg.io/i/qTHSuj3.png)
he got weiner rage.