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here's my full name, my location, a clear picture of me, three forms of my direct contact information, and a short list of things that make me weak

i'm somehow not at all concerned about just how easy it would be to use this rich cache of personal information - which is no longer under my control the instant i've uploaded it - against me

My name is Desperate Cuck and I want to fuck;!!

How could anyone be comfortable with the idea of making themselves so vulnerable? befuddlement

that doesn't really matter to the average person buddy

I mean with Tinder it's just a first name and a few pictures. Not that bad tbh.

I might be on it by now if I had any good recent pictures of me.

I probably voted for the wrong option but yeah I'd prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way and have had pretty okay luck with it. Maybe I'd have been able to specify for my mate to also have crazy love for sports too if I did a service but oh well.

If this one doesn't work out and I move I might use one just to speed the process though ig.

And yeah Tec that's kind of how dating works you gotta let some barriers down girl;

i met my gf on tinder and we live together and that's going fine so, eh whatever

i started dating my gf before tindr sprung into popularity but if i was single id be all over it. watching single friends use it looks very exciting

Quote from: YPargh on July 17, 2017, 08:28:14 AM
I probably voted for the wrong option but yeah I'd prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way and have had pretty okay luck with it. Maybe I'd have been able to specify for my mate to also have crazy love for sports too if I did a service but oh well.

If this one doesn't work out and I move I might use one just to speed the process though ig.

And yeah Tec that's kind of how dating works you gotta let some barriers down girl;

but in face-to-face dating you're in complete control over what secrets are disclosed and the time and rate at which they're disclosed, and as you're seeing each other in person you can probably better gauge whether the sole recipient of that information is trustworthy >.<

with online dating services you're broadcasting a rich repository of information to thousands or millions of complete strangers and just having faith in the benevolence of man that nobody will misuse it

Quote from: Nico Yazawa on July 17, 2017, 02:28:18 AM
that doesn't really matter to the average person buddy

the average sane healthy person probably isn't as paranoid and hyperdefensive as i am musica.cards;

Well don't put anything in your dating profile you're not okay with people knowing  huhdoodame;

I don't know what info you'd put in a dating profile that would be so sensitive befuddlement

a name and a photo alone is too much

just imagine:

>a goofy looking schmuck like this thinks he has a chance at anything but bots
>What kind of a name even is that? Identical consecutive vowels? LMFAO killyourself;
>smh i knew that loser in high school this is pathetic

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 17, 2017, 04:40:45 PM
>What kind of a name even is that? Identical consecutive vowels? LMFAO killyourself;

what
no offense tec but that's a p. dumb thing to be insecure about

>his parents picked literally the first name in the naming dictionary

>still dead last in life

lel

shutup aaron

hahaha

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 17, 2017, 04:40:45 PM
a name and a photo alone is too much

just imagine:

>a goofy looking schmuck like this thinks he has a chance at anything but bots
>What kind of a name even is that? Identical consecutive vowels? LMFAO killyourself;
>smh i knew that loser in high school this is pathetic

Have you seen some of the ugly motherfuckers that get married? You got no excuse akudood; You're semi tall anyway from what I remember and you'd be surprised how far that alone can carry you

at least you aren't Aaron A. Aaronson

Quote from: C.Mongler on July 17, 2017, 05:33:23 PM
shutup aaron

Quote from: SVT on July 17, 2017, 05:44:46 PM
hahaha

this about summarizes my brief experience with tindr :'(

i got that last one exactly after sharing a photo of myself successfully doing the one finger selfie challenge

omg what lmao

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 17, 2017, 04:40:45 PM
a name and a photo alone is too much

just imagine:

>a goofy looking schmuck like this thinks he has a chance at anything but bots
>What kind of a name even is that? Identical consecutive vowels? LMFAO killyourself;
>smh i knew that loser in high school this is pathetic

most normies don't bother enough to think those thoughts
go take some benzos

I get too overwhelmed by social apps and I had some bad experiences (they turned out so much more...flamboyant or catty or short)
i dislike there's no skip option on tindr it makes me feel bad I have to either flat out reject or accept. There's no maybe laters

there's no denying that i'm probably very slightly neurotic

just a tad

but TFW no cute tindrfrend bf upon whomst's lap to tenderly snooze :'(

You can do it

Quote from: اÙ,,Ù,رÙ,Ø© on July 17, 2017, 10:13:57 PM

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 17, 2017, 04:40:45 PM
a name and a photo alone is too much

just imagine:

>a goofy looking schmuck like this thinks he has a chance at anything but bots
>What kind of a name even is that? Identical consecutive vowels? LMFAO killyourself;
>smh i knew that loser in high school this is pathetic

most normies don't bother enough to think those thoughts
go take some benzos

I get too overwhelmed by social apps and I had some bad experiences (they turned out so much more...flamboyant or catty or short)
i dislike there's no skip option on tindr it makes me feel bad I have to either flat out reject or accept. There's no maybe laters

i just close out the app and re open when i get people like that lol

Quote from: David on July 18, 2017, 12:20:27 AM
You can do it

thank you for the encouraging words david :'(

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 17, 2017, 05:52:57 PM
i got that last one exactly after sharing a photo of myself successfully doing the one finger selfie challenge

well that was something i probably shouldnt have googled at work, oh well

Quote from: YPargh on July 17, 2017, 05:48:41 PM

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 17, 2017, 04:40:45 PM
a name and a photo alone is too much

just imagine:

>a goofy looking schmuck like this thinks he has a chance at anything but bots
>What kind of a name even is that? Identical consecutive vowels? LMFAO killyourself;
>smh i knew that loser in high school this is pathetic

Have you seen some of the ugly motherfuckers that get married? You got no excuse akudood; You're semi tall anyway from what I remember and you'd be surprised how far that alone can carry you

(http://i.imgur.com/XzyARC0.gif)

Quote from: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on July 18, 2017, 01:09:01 PM

Quote from: YPargh on July 17, 2017, 05:48:41 PM
Have you seen some of the ugly motherfuckers that get married? You got no excuse akudood; You're semi tall anyway from what I remember and you'd be surprised how far that alone can carry you

(http://i.imgur.com/XzyARC0.gif)

haven't you had gf thyme befuddlement

it's not just a matter of height or looks, although statistically those may help

it's also a matter of having a personality that's at least somewhat more interesting than that of your average loose brick

Quote from: C.Mongler on July 18, 2017, 05:56:06 AM
well that was something i probably shouldnt have googled at work, oh well

oh god lol

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 18, 2017, 01:45:58 PM
it's also a matter of having a personality that's at least somewhat more interesting than that of your average loose brick

(http://i.imgur.com/XzyARC0.gif)

Quote from: ƕɾο on July 18, 2017, 12:23:35 AM

Quote from: اÙ,,Ù,رÙ,Ø© on July 17, 2017, 10:13:57 PM

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 17, 2017, 04:40:45 PM
a name and a photo alone is too much

just imagine:

>a goofy looking schmuck like this thinks he has a chance at anything but bots
>What kind of a name even is that? Identical consecutive vowels? LMFAO killyourself;
>smh i knew that loser in high school this is pathetic

most normies don't bother enough to think those thoughts
go take some benzos

I get too overwhelmed by social apps and I had some bad experiences (they turned out so much more...flamboyant or catty or short)
i dislike there's no skip option on tindr it makes me feel bad I have to either flat out reject or accept. There's no maybe laters

i just close out the app and re open when i get people like that lol

hard modé: not knowing to swipe left or right when your friend appears
also looks definitely matter
introverted 8+/10 = mysterious, alluring
introvert <8/10 = creepy

You guys really need to see how many desperate girls there are out there srsly

Especially as they get near 30

 Dude you know people can lie on the app as well as outisde the app right?  akudood;

You need to stop being the guy who decides what girl rejects you, let the girls do that(plenty of girls care about personality more than looks bro). You need to stop seeing girls as whores and sluts just because they want to have sex with someone that makes them feel good at that point in their life(why is this seen as bad?). Also honestly just take good pictures and learn to listen and carry a conversation and you'll learn that girls aren't dumb gold diggin' thots that only care about themselves.
akudood;

tec needs a man

Quote from: Powerspike.Rawl on July 18, 2017, 08:48:40 PM
Dude you know people can lie on the app as well as outisde the app right?  akudood;

but what exactly can one realistically do about that

Quote from: Powerspike.Rawl on July 18, 2017, 08:48:40 PMYou need to stop seeing girls as whores and sluts just because they want to have sex with someone that makes them feel good at that point in their life(why is this seen as bad?).

absolutely what gives you the impression that i do this psyduck;

Yeah Tec stop slut shaming women  ifeelbetter;

first ypr accuses me of being a misandrist

then he accuses me of being a misogynist

:'(

"Girls are dumb gold digging thots"

Hunter Fantron 2017

many girls may be "gold diggers" but i personally would argue that that's exactly the opposite of dumb

i mean, who doesn't want a nice rich husband

given a choice between two exactly equal partners, with the only single exception being that one has 2x the wealth of the other, who would you pick

There would be absolutely no reason to pick the less wealthy one. srsly

"gold digging" is only dumb if one values wealth above absolutely anything else, and settles on a partner who's significantly compromised in other critical ways, or remains in a horrible relationship purely for monetary reasons

otherwise, it's ultimately just a matter of security

[spoiler=and i reiterate]

TFW you will never be jared kushner's jewish-by-marriage american princess :'([/spoiler]

I'm pretty sure the general usage of gold digger is for women who are literally only in it for the money. I mean it's usually a presumptuous accusation of course

I want a nice rich wife of course

I just someone to feed yummies and take extended naps with and do fun new things together
I do these already with my friends but whenever I do I feel cold and empty inside that it's with friends and not a husbando

Quote from: YPargh on July 19, 2017, 01:11:17 AM
I'm pretty sure the general usage of gold digger is for women who are literally only in it for the money. I mean it's usually a presumptuous accusation of course

srs

[spoiler]don't worry tec i hate tinder too[/spoiler]

when i used it i hated that there was no "maybe" swipe because i'd change my mind a lot on people and my standards change with my state of mind lol. also i noticed a lot of guys seem VERY try-hardy or like they want to seem super cultured but idk i could just be too cynical.

i do recommend tinder to friends that bitch all the time about not getting laid or who have no experience with guys/girls period. i always thought of tinder more as a hook up app anyway.

Quote from: Himu on July 20, 2017, 08:47:29 PM
[spoiler]don't worry tec i hate tinder too[/spoiler]

when i used it i hated that there was no "maybe" swipe because i'd change my mind a lot on people and my standards change with my state of mind lol. also i noticed a lot of guys seem VERY try-hardy or like they want to seem super cultured but idk i could just be too cynical.

i do recommend tinder to friends that bitch all the time about not getting laid or who have no experience with guys/girls period. i always thought of tinder more as a hook up app anyway.

Nah I'm pretty sure a lot of guys are very try-hardy or want to seem super cultured when they're probs not n_u

hey ladies, guess what, i don't try at all

that do anything for ya

Quote from: ï¼°ï½�ï½�ï½"ｉｃｌï½...ï¼� on July 20, 2017, 09:17:26 PM
hey ladies, guess what, i don't try at all

that do anything for ya

yes please swipe right if you expect minimal effort and (maybe)getting texted back within 5-7 business days

[spoiler]it's a trick because swiping is already too much[/spoiler]

me too thanks

 I used the "I am an heron" line to weed out girls who expect the world from a random date, akudood;  surprisingly got some matches lol

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on July 18, 2017, 12:50:07 AM

Quote from: David on July 18, 2017, 12:20:27 AM
You can do it

thank you for the encouraging words david :'(

once you get on tinder everything will be easier

me on tindr tbh:

QuoteiF YoU caN't hAnDle mE @ My WorSt

i will not satiate your thirst

TFW you think you have two great dates with someone but then says she doesn't want a third date :'(

Quote from: Himu on July 20, 2017, 08:47:29 PM
also i noticed a lot of guys seem VERY try-hardy or like they want to seem super cultured but idk i could just be too cynical.

Quote from: YPargh on July 20, 2017, 09:13:42 PM
Nah I'm pretty sure a lot of guys are very try-hardy or want to seem super cultured when they're probs not n_u

that's because sometimes, that strategy actually works

http://www.slate.com/blogs/lexicon_valley/2014/02/19/whom_men_who_use_this_pronoun_in_online_dating_ads_get_more_contacts_from.html

but only on absolute suckers:

QuoteIn other words, it doesn't matter whether you use whom correctly! In general, women don't know about the proper rules for whom any more than men do.

who can't themselves tell the difference between a tryhard and someone more authentic

in other words, that sort of phoniness only works on the sorts of people people who naturally deserve each other anyway lol

Quote from: Himu on July 20, 2017, 08:47:29 PM
i do recommend tinder to friends that bitch all the time about not getting laid or who have no experience with guys/girls period. i always thought of tinder more as a hook up app anyway.

i feel like those are the people who tindr would help the least, specifically because it's just a hookup app where you're literally only being judged by shallow characteristics like appearance and the equivalent of a highly embellished, two-sentence resume lol myface;

i would bet that the ones who whine bitterly about not getting laid irl are the type of tindrite who's most likely to get sw*ped to the left ad infinitum

a crushing blow to already poor self esteem lel

i'd get banned for being swiped to the left too much tbh

Quote from: Dream Dood: A Dood Dating Simulator on August 19, 2017, 03:30:49 PM
i'd get banned for being swiped to the left too much tbh

does that actually happen

oh god lol

imagine: you have been forever banished from this platform of shallow hedonism for simply being too unattractive #sorrynotsorry

and if it's a means of bot control, it's even worse

'you are about as attractive as a deceitful computer program that's too unsophisticated to fool even the most naive into swiping right'

so recently i downloaded tinder out of boredom and came across a coworker of mine. of course me being the little shit i am wanted to see if he swiped right on me. the next day i see that he matched with me and he messaged me a smiley face.


i blocked him LOL :(

Quote from: Himu on August 21, 2017, 09:35:57 PM
so recently i downloaded tinder out of boredom and came across a coworker of mine. of course me being the little shit i am wanted to see if he swiped right on me. the next day i see that he matched with me and he messaged me a smiley face.


i blocked him LOL :(

That is so awkward lol >.<

Quote from: Himu on August 21, 2017, 09:35:57 PM
so recently i downloaded tinder out of boredom and came across a coworker of mine. of course me being the little shit i am wanted to see if he swiped right on me. the next day i see that he matched with me and he messaged me a smiley face.


i blocked him LOL :(

i lol'd

this is why i'm absolutely terrified of using something like tindr

the fear of someone i knew irl spotting me and knowing for themselves that i'm so desperate as to find myself on tindr, yet so arrogant and delusional as to think i stand a chance, would be terminally embarrassing

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 17, 2017, 08:01:36 PM
TFW you think you have two great dates with someone but then says she doesn't want a third date :'(

did she at least give you indication of what went wrong saddood;

[spoiler]

...TFW you get b& for being sw*ped to the left too often smithicide;

anyone could have seen that coming musica.cards;[/spoiler]

i work with him all day on wednesday so idk if i should even bring it up, but i'm most likely gonna just pretend it never happened. idk i'm a mess lol

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 21, 2017, 09:41:36 PM

Quote from: Himu on August 21, 2017, 09:35:57 PM
so recently i downloaded tinder out of boredom and came across a coworker of mine. of course me being the little shit i am wanted to see if he swiped right on me. the next day i see that he matched with me and he messaged me a smiley face.


i blocked him LOL :(

the fear of someone i knew irl spotting me and knowing for themselves that i'm so desperate as to find myself on tindr, yet so arrogant and delusional as to think i stand a chance, would be terminally embarrassing

gosh i used to think the same exact thing basically. but honestly no one really thinks THAT critically about you or think any less of you. we're all too worried about our own preconceived perceptions of ourselves and whatnot lol

Quote from: Himu on August 21, 2017, 10:08:26 PM
gosh i used to think the same exact thing basically. but honestly no one really thinks THAT critically about you or think any less of you. we're all too worried about our own preconceived perceptions and whatnot lol

i'm consciously aware that this must be true, but somehow i can't really internalize it >.<

Quote from: Himu on August 21, 2017, 10:08:26 PM
i work with him all day on wednesday so idk if i should even bring it up, but i'm most likely gonna just pretend it never happened. idk i'm a mess lol

rofl

that's about the way i'd handle it

in fact, i'd go out of my way to not even make eye contact with him sillydood;

Lol I swipe right on pretty much everyone that looks kinda cool to hang out with. Recently changed my line from "Send Nudes" in emoji ascii flower art to "Just looking for someone to hold me and whisper "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

Quote from: Powerspike.Rawl on August 23, 2017, 07:31:21 AM
Lol I swipe right on pretty much everyone that looks kinda cool to hang out with. Recently changed my line from "Send Nudes" in emoji ascii flower art to "Just looking for someone to hold me and whisper "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

and how successful of a strategy has this been for you akudood;

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 23, 2017, 05:23:25 PM

Quote from: Powerspike.Rawl on August 23, 2017, 07:31:21 AM
Lol I swipe right on pretty much everyone that looks kinda cool to hang out with. Recently changed my line from "Send Nudes" in emoji ascii flower art to "Just looking for someone to hold me and whisper "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

and how successful of a strategy has this been for you akudood;

wait did someone edit my post wtf???  akudood; Working pretty good since it weeds out the girls who expect waaaay to much from casual meetups. But my post had "God bless Fist of the North Star because I now get a disproportionate amount of asian girls than before lol spam;" also I live in a liberal college city so you'd be surprised who watches animu.  hocuspocus;

The ascii flower emojis only attracted insecure frat girls  akudood;