serious question, serious answers only pls
depends on what caused the bleeding
congrats on finally becoming a woman
Idk go to proctologist
it also depends on the severity and frequency of the bleeding
i think i justscratched my booty hole i dunno a big drop of blood splooshed in the toilet though that has never happened to me before when i made my ass bleed seems to bascially stopped after the initial sploosh
for the record it is my asshole 4 sure and not blood in stool
Quote from: dumbass characters on May 30, 2017, 10:35:03 AM
congrats on finally becoming a woman
congrats on becoming BANNED!!!!
if it's on the inside of the colon and you see more later,
Quote from: YPargh on May 30, 2017, 10:36:44 AM
Idk go to proctologist
i mean to be my colon my colon would have to be on the outside of the me which seems like a problem in itself
if the bleeding is external, then maybe consider investing in a bidet so you don't scratch yourself myface;
Ooooo good idea
also she seems to be fine now i jsut gotta lay off the poops so the ole' girl can heal, so lets mark this ticket closed
in the meantime since we're all still here, lets use this thread to talk about weird stuff our buttholes have done!!
I had an internal hemorrhoid once
hi there im an expert on this topic
if its like a deep red, like a maroon, then yeah your guts are bleeding.
typically bright red means hemorrhoid which means stop pushing poops out of your butt man cmon just let it come out on its own.
or eat more fiber.
but sometimes bright red can also be your gut
it was bright red like the shining sun :)
get bidet
when i had giardihea i was shitting blood multiple times an hour for like two days. that was probably the sickest ive ever been and it was really awful lol
also i second getting a bidet americans are so behind the times by not using them
Quote from: antmaster5000 on May 30, 2017, 03:25:48 PM
also i second getting a bidet americans are so behind the times by not using them
srsly
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan#Japanese_bidetsThe current state of the art for Western-style toilets is the bidet toilet, which, as of March 2016, is installed in 81.2% of Japanese households.[3]
in friggin thailand they have these in every damn bathroom
(http://seeyousoon.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Bum-Gun_2.jpg)
not quite a bidet but just as good imo
the "bum gun" lol
they're also extremely common throughout europe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet#Prevalence
it's only north americans who are stuck in the 80s when it comes to bathroom technology
seriously
when i move out of my parent's (soon lol) i am going to do a cheap conversion in my bathroom for sure
you can get decent ones on amazon for like $30
i still live in my parents' house and i'm considering surprise installing one myself
the hose is superior to the bidet
either way they both achieve the same result and are both a century more advanced than dry paper
Quote from: ADX on May 30, 2017, 04:34:16 PM
the hose is superior to the bidet
meh i've used bidets and they were pretty nice because you dont have to grab this thing that people have been shoving in their assholes
who needs a bidet when you've mastered the art of the ghost wipe
Quote from: Travis on May 30, 2017, 07:06:37 PM
who needs a bidet when you've mastered the art of the ghost wipe
hmmm
Quote from: Travis on May 30, 2017, 07:06:37 PM
who needs a bidet when you've mastered the art of the ghost wipe
i used to have this skill :'(
???
right hand: grabs hose
left hand: goes between legs
left hand cleans b-hole
hose never goes between legs
That's p. gross
the point is the hose never goes near the butthole
what if you just like slump onto your chest and put your asshole under the bathtub faucet
no?
do you guys think i could convince my office to install bidets as a necessary medical need for my bungus???
good news i took a big dunk without any bleeding i'm cured
proud of u