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Title: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: C.Mongler on May 30, 2017, 10:33:15 AM
serious question, serious answers only pls
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 30, 2017, 10:34:22 AM
depends on what caused the bleeding
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Post by: Mando Pandango on May 30, 2017, 10:35:03 AM
congrats on finally becoming a woman
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Post by: YPrrrr on May 30, 2017, 10:36:44 AM
Idk go to proctologist
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 30, 2017, 10:37:47 AM
it also depends on the severity and frequency of the bleeding
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Post by: C.Mongler on May 30, 2017, 10:43:37 AM
i think i justscratched my booty hole i dunno a big drop of blood splooshed in the toilet though that has never happened to me before when i made my ass bleed seems to bascially stopped after the initial sploosh


for the record it is my asshole 4 sure and not blood in stool

Quote from: dumbass characters on May 30, 2017, 10:35:03 AM
congrats on finally becoming a woman



congrats on becoming BANNED!!!!


Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 30, 2017, 10:45:21 AM
if it's on the inside of the colon and you see more later,

Quote from: YPargh on May 30, 2017, 10:36:44 AM
Idk go to proctologist
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: C.Mongler on May 30, 2017, 10:47:12 AM
i mean to be my colon my colon would have to be on the outside of the me which seems like a problem in itself
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 30, 2017, 10:48:49 AM
if the bleeding is external, then maybe consider investing in a bidet so you don't scratch yourself myface;
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: C.Mongler on May 30, 2017, 10:52:10 AM
Ooooo good idea

also she seems to be fine now i jsut gotta lay off the poops so the ole' girl can heal, so lets mark this ticket closed

in the meantime since we're all still here, lets use this thread to talk about weird stuff our buttholes have done!!
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: Mando Pandango on May 30, 2017, 10:53:52 AM
I had an internal hemorrhoid once
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: rdl on May 30, 2017, 01:07:21 PM
hi there im an expert on this topic

if its like a deep red, like a maroon, then yeah your guts are bleeding.

typically bright red means hemorrhoid which means stop pushing poops out of your butt man cmon just let it come out on its own.

or eat more fiber.

but sometimes bright red can also be your gut
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: C.Mongler on May 30, 2017, 01:09:17 PM
it was bright red like the shining sun :)
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 30, 2017, 01:18:26 PM
get bidet
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Post by: strongbad on May 30, 2017, 03:25:48 PM
when i had giardihea i was shitting blood multiple times an hour for like two days. that was probably the sickest ive ever been and it was really awful lol

also i second getting a bidet americans are so behind the times by not using them
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 30, 2017, 03:32:14 PM
Quote from: antmaster5000 on May 30, 2017, 03:25:48 PM
also i second getting a bidet americans are so behind the times by not using them


srsly

Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan#Japanese_bidetsThe current state of the art for Western-style toilets is the bidet toilet, which, as of March 2016, is installed in 81.2% of Japanese households.[3]
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: strongbad on May 30, 2017, 03:55:58 PM
in friggin thailand they have these in every damn bathroom
(http://seeyousoon.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Bum-Gun_2.jpg)

not quite a bidet but just as good imo

the "bum gun" lol
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 30, 2017, 04:00:00 PM
they're also extremely common throughout europe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet#Prevalence

it's only north americans who are stuck in the 80s when it comes to bathroom technology
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: strongbad on May 30, 2017, 04:01:34 PM
seriously

when i move out of my parent's (soon lol) i am going to do a cheap conversion in my bathroom for sure
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 30, 2017, 04:11:23 PM
you can get decent ones on amazon for like $30

i still live in my parents' house and i'm considering surprise installing one myself
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Post by: rdl on May 30, 2017, 04:34:16 PM
the hose is superior to the bidet
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 30, 2017, 04:35:17 PM
either way they both achieve the same result and are both a century more advanced than dry paper
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: strongbad on May 30, 2017, 05:14:30 PM
Quote from: ADX on May 30, 2017, 04:34:16 PM
the hose is superior to the bidet

meh i've used bidets and they were pretty nice because you dont have to grab this thing that people have been shoving in their assholes
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: Travis on May 30, 2017, 07:06:37 PM
who needs a bidet when you've mastered the art of the ghost wipe
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: strongbad on May 30, 2017, 07:15:38 PM
Quote from: Travis on May 30, 2017, 07:06:37 PM
who needs a bidet when you've mastered the art of the ghost wipe

hmmm
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 30, 2017, 08:15:28 PM
Quote from: Travis on May 30, 2017, 07:06:37 PM
who needs a bidet when you've mastered the art of the ghost wipe


i used to have this skill :'(
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: rdl on May 30, 2017, 08:17:22 PM
???

right hand: grabs hose
left hand: goes between legs
left hand cleans b-hole
hose never goes between legs
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Post by: YPrrrr on May 30, 2017, 08:42:14 PM
That's p. gross
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: rdl on May 30, 2017, 08:54:08 PM
the point is the hose never goes near the butthole
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Post by: C.Mongler on May 30, 2017, 09:26:06 PM
what if you just like slump onto your chest and put your asshole under the bathtub faucet
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: rdl on May 30, 2017, 09:55:54 PM
no?
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Post by: C.Mongler on May 31, 2017, 06:22:37 AM
do you guys think i could convince my office to install bidets as a necessary medical need for my bungus???
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: C.Mongler on May 31, 2017, 11:23:26 AM
good news i took a big dunk without any bleeding i'm cured
Title: Re: what should i do if my asshole is bleeding
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 31, 2017, 12:07:07 PM
proud of u