what should i do if my asshole is bleeding

[Kalahari Inkantation]

also i second getting a bidet americans are so behind the times by not using them

The current state of the art for Western-style toilets is the bidet toilet, which, as of March 2016, is installed in 81.2% of Japanese households.[3]

[strongbad]

in friggin thailand they have these in every damn bathroom


not quite a bidet but just as good imo

the "bum gun" lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

they're also extremely common throughout europe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet#Prevalence

it's only north americans who are stuck in the 80s when it comes to bathroom technology

[strongbad]

seriously

when i move out of my parent's (soon lol) i am going to do a cheap conversion in my bathroom for sure

[Kalahari Inkantation]

you can get decent ones on amazon for like $30

i still live in my parents' house and i'm considering surprise installing one myself

[rdl]

the hose is superior to the bidet

[Kalahari Inkantation]

either way they both achieve the same result and are both a century more advanced than dry paper

[strongbad]

the hose is superior to the bidet

meh i've used bidets and they were pretty nice because you dont have to grab this thing that people have been shoving in their assholes

[Travis]

who needs a bidet when you've mastered the art of the ghost wipe

[strongbad]

who needs a bidet when you've mastered the art of the ghost wipe

hmmm

[Kalahari Inkantation]

who needs a bidet when you've mastered the art of the ghost wipe

i used to have this skill :'(

[rdl]

???

right hand: grabs hose
left hand: goes between legs
left hand cleans b-hole
hose never goes between legs

[YPrrrr]

That's p. gross

[rdl]

the point is the hose never goes near the butthole

[C.Mongler]

what if you just like slump onto your chest and put your asshole under the bathtub faucet