AND ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER GET OFF TO MAKE ROOM FOR OUR DICKS, NOW!!!
Lmao whoever was the gate agent should be publicly flogged
Quote from: David on April 11, 2017, 06:13:53 AM
Lmao whoever was the gate agent should be publicly flogged
get the
FUCK off my plane
YOU LITTLE SHIT
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 11, 2017, 08:29:53 AM
Quote from: David on April 11, 2017, 06:13:53 AM
Lmao whoever was the gate agent should be publicly flogged
get the FUCK off my plane YOU LITTLE SHIT
try to pick me up you bitch
i'll fucking pick you up and throw you out the damn emergency exit son. think i'm joking? fucking try me. i'll drop your ass into the god damn arm rest, wipe your snot and blood on the pull out tray, and then i'll get a bag of peanuts and shove them one by one into your ass. don't like it? too bad, take a voucher bitch. oh yeah, thanks for flying united you FUCKING CLIT NIBBLER
Okay Ben Carson and Herman Cain settle down
WHAT do you want a fucking piece too you nerdy little piece of shit? get off the fucking plane. we're not going to tusla. we're not going to indianpolis. we're not going to portland neither. not with your big fucking ASS on my god damn seats taking up all the room for OUR employees. do you work here? no? didn't fucking think so. so make yourself god damned useful and get off the damn plane before i have to pick your ass up, give you a swirlie in the plane bathroom, sit you down for an inflight movie, and then strap your ass in while i whisper the ending in your ear during the prologue. oh sounds like a problem huh? well maybe you should have flown on one of those PUSSY airlines like southwest or jetblue. here at united we get what we fucking want and YOU can god damned pay for it you son of a bitch now get off my god damned airplane!!
I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME
Quote from: Joice on April 11, 2017, 12:36:47 PM
I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME
lmao, asian people
Absolutely fuck; this less-than-worthless company. I hope the doctor and the Argentine stroller lady (wait a minute... Majorana's daughter? Do you think...?) sue them off the face of my planet earth.
Can you imagine how many perfectly good tourism dollars our wonderful country has lost and will continue to lose as a result of wholly preventable, dumb bullshit like this?
please don't be afraid to visit us guys
thyme
lacey
lfc22
my dear friend ikanaide and his hipster British cousin
I'm 99% (95% (65%)) certain we're not going to beat the stuffing out of you and throw you in Guantanamo the instant you hit our fine American soil. WE LOVE YOU
WE LOVE OUR FOREIGNERS, DON'T WE FOLKS?!
THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEE
i'll be afraid as long as you guys have the TSA, and i'm p. sure that's permanent hocuspocus;
Quote from: Joice on April 11, 2017, 12:36:47 PM
I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME
This was so sad and disturbing to watch. I was genuinely worried a doctor had been permanently brain damaged. saddood;
looks like the doc...got a taste of his own medicine (http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/smiling-face-with-sunglasses.png)
Quote from: Thyme on April 26, 2017, 04:20:35 AM
i'll be afraid as long as you guys have the TSA, and i'm p. sure that's permanent hocuspocus;
yeah that shitty organization halves our tourism economy right off the bat, sadly awdood;
it's like you're not even allowed to appreciate america anymore if you weren't born here
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Quote from: wawi on April 26, 2017, 06:56:27 PM
looks like the doc...got a taste of his own medicine (http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/smiling-face-with-sunglasses.png)
:(
Quote from: Thyme on April 26, 2017, 04:20:35 AM
i'll be afraid as long as you guys have the TSA, and i'm p. sure that's permanent hocuspocus;
honestly the worst thing the tsa does is pat your willy and wink at you while doing so
i'm not paying $600 for an old pedophile to fondle me i'm sorry david
i can think of way better fondling sources for $600 than that
ive never had a problem with the tsa
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on April 27, 2017, 04:42:38 PM
i'm not paying $600 for an old pedophile to fondle me i'm sorry david
i can think of way better fondling sources for $600 than that
my last fondling from the tsa only cost me $150
Quote from: ADX on April 27, 2017, 04:45:22 PM
ive never had a problem with the tsa
yeah i guess there must be some small percentage of freaks would enjoy that sort of thing :|
in india i got groped by angry men with ak's. they cup your balls and everything, that was worse.
after that i went in their temple and took a picture of their dumb god statue just to piss them off.
Quote from: ADX on April 27, 2017, 04:49:39 PM
in india i got groped by angry men with ak's. they cup your balls and everything, that was worse.
after that i went in their temple and took a picture of their dumb god statue just to piss them off.
Have you seen what they do in Erdoganistan?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKFjUV3BRgg[/youtube]
whatever why cant gay porn be a national sport