BOYAH IS NOW A UNITED FLIGHT

[C.Mongler]

AND ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER GET OFF TO MAKE ROOM FOR OUR DICKS, NOW!!!

[ME##]

Lmao whoever was the gate agent should be publicly flogged

[C.Mongler]

Lmao whoever was the gate agent should be publicly flogged

get the FUCK off my plane YOU LITTLE SHIT

[ME##]

Lmao whoever was the gate agent should be publicly flogged

get the FUCK off my plane YOU LITTLE SHIT

try to pick me up you bitch

[C.Mongler]

i'll fucking pick you up and throw you out the damn emergency exit son. think i'm joking? fucking try me. i'll drop your ass into the god damn arm rest, wipe your snot and blood on the pull out tray, and then i'll get a bag of peanuts and shove them one by one into your ass. don't like it? too bad, take a voucher bitch. oh yeah, thanks for flying united you FUCKING CLIT NIBBLER

[YPrrrr]

Okay Ben Carson and Herman Cain settle down

[C.Mongler]

WHAT do you want a fucking piece too you nerdy little piece of shit? get off the fucking plane. we're not going to tusla. we're not going to indianpolis. we're not going to portland neither. not with your big fucking ASS on my god damn seats taking up all the room for OUR employees. do you work here? no? didn't fucking think so. so make yourself god damned useful and get off the damn plane before i have to pick your ass up, give you a swirlie in the plane bathroom, sit you down for an inflight movie, and then strap your ass in while i whisper the ending in your ear during the prologue. oh sounds like a problem huh? well maybe you should have flown on one of those PUSSY airlines like southwest or jetblue. here at united we get what we fucking want and YOU can god damned pay for it you son of a bitch now get off my god damned airplane!!

[Joice]

I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME

[Socks]

I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME

lmao, asian people

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Absolutely this less-than-worthless company. I hope the doctor and the Argentine stroller lady (wait a minute... Majorana's daughter? Do you think...?) sue them off the face of my planet earth.

Can you imagine how many perfectly good tourism dollars our wonderful country has lost and will continue to lose as a result of wholly preventable, dumb bullshit like this?

please don't be afraid to visit us guys

thyme

lacey

lfc22

my dear friend ikanaide and his hipster British cousin

I'm 99% (95% (65%)) certain we're not going to beat the stuffing out of you and throw you in Guantanamo the instant you hit our fine American soil. WE LOVE YOU

WE LOVE OUR FOREIGNERS, DON'T WE FOLKS?!

[Kalahari Inkantation]

THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEE

[Thyme]

i'll be afraid as long as you guys have the TSA, and i'm p. sure that's permanent

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME I NEED TO GO HOME

This was so sad and disturbing to watch. I was genuinely worried a doctor had been permanently brain damaged.

[wawi]

looks like the doc...got a taste of his own medicine

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'll be afraid as long as you guys have the TSA, and i'm p. sure that's permanent

yeah that shitty organization halves our tourism economy right off the bat, sadly

it's like you're not even allowed to appreciate america anymore if you weren't born here

[spoiler]

or even if you were[/spoiler]

looks like the doc...got a taste of his own medicine