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Title: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: Socks on February 20, 2017, 12:48:53 PM
there is this weird fake cunty bitch at work, upper 40s and shit, and she never refers to her husband as MY HUSBAND.
it's always just "gary".

gary cut the lawn this weekend
gary took out our boat this weekend
gary and i went to the holiday party
gary is a good guy.

(all actual quotes)

gary

gary

gary

gary

like bitch is he your fucking husband or some fucking dude you live with called GARY.

what the fuck man

i don't know why it bothers me so much but it fucking does.

like did she jut marry this guy to live with him and call him gary and shit?

what the fuck

i hate this fucking shit i am not getting married so some fucking cunt can call me marjus all day.

i will fucking bury her.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 20, 2017, 04:25:24 PM
"So Help Me God If The Wife Refers To Me By My God Given Name, I Will Smite Her Down With My Horse Breaking Hand" - Socks
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: ME## on February 20, 2017, 05:29:21 PM
marjus cut down the bitch gary
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: Socks on February 20, 2017, 06:31:34 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on February 20, 2017, 04:25:24 PM
"So Help Me God If The Wife Refers To Me By My God Given Name, I Will Smite Her Down With My Horse Breaking Hand" - Socks


holy shit sir notsid. you have to start summarizing my posts from now on. and be the official scribe and script master to 2024 election of socks.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: rdl on February 20, 2017, 07:20:27 PM
slap her butt
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: Daddy on February 20, 2017, 08:02:37 PM
Maybe she wants you to have sex with her while Gary watches?
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 20, 2017, 08:17:28 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2017, 06:31:34 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on February 20, 2017, 04:25:24 PM
"So Help Me God If The Wife Refers To Me By My God Given Name, I Will Smite Her Down With My Horse Breaking Hand" - Socks


holy shit sir notsid. you have to start summarizing my posts from now on. and be the official scribe and script master to 2024 election of socks.
a buck is a buck you got it sockarooni
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: Travis on February 20, 2017, 09:08:52 PM
at least she isn't saying hubby
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: C.Mongler on February 21, 2017, 05:07:17 AM
maybe shes gay
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: Hiro on February 21, 2017, 05:56:38 PM
what the actual FUCK is this post
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: FAMY2 on February 22, 2017, 03:53:56 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 20, 2017, 08:02:37 PM
Maybe she wants you to have sex with her while Gary watches?


Or maybe she wants him to have sex with Gary while she watches.

Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: C.Mongler on February 22, 2017, 05:31:23 AM
maybe shes gay
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: Socks on February 22, 2017, 06:15:32 AM
Quote from: FAMY2 on February 22, 2017, 03:53:56 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 20, 2017, 08:02:37 PM
Maybe she wants you to have sex with her while Gary watches?


Or maybe she wants him to have sex with Gary while she watches.



of all the people tsk tsk tsk missy

Quote from: C.Mongler on February 22, 2017, 05:31:23 AM
maybe shes gay


no she's just a cunt and gary is unfortunate to have married such a lizard
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: C.Mongler on February 22, 2017, 06:16:08 AM
im pretty sure its illegal to marry lizards anyway but i really couldnt tell ya
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: thecattycat on February 25, 2017, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on February 22, 2017, 05:31:23 AM
maybe shes gay
Maybe she's Gary?
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: FAMY2 on February 26, 2017, 07:42:30 AM
Your avatar reminds me of David Bowie. 
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: Socks on March 21, 2017, 11:25:28 AM
FUCKING UPDATE

this bitch is a swinger i just found this out by chance via socks ways and using socks mind

she just got back form a swinging trip, i am almost positive, in chicago.

i'm not mad anymore, not it makes sense, i just wanted an explanation.

but what are the fucking chances! crazy ass bitch. guess gary is a cuck. but are you a cuck if you fuck someone else wife while yours is being fucked? *cat holding chin confused emoji*
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: C.Mongler on March 21, 2017, 11:30:56 AM
fuck gary while his wife reads you some ayn rand
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: Mando Pandango on March 21, 2017, 12:23:19 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 21, 2017, 11:25:28 AM
FUCKING UPDATE

this bitch is a swinger i just found this out by chance via socks ways and using socks mind

she just got back form a swinging trip, i am almost positive, in chicago.

i'm not mad anymore, not it makes sense, i just wanted an explanation.

but what are the fucking chances! crazy ass bitch. guess gary is a cuck. but are you a cuck if you fuck someone else wife while yours is being fucked? *cat holding chin confused emoji*
they're cucking each other god bless
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: YPrrrr on March 21, 2017, 01:41:47 PM
So much depravity in the world >_<'
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: rdl on March 21, 2017, 02:47:51 PM
absolutely haram
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: Joice on March 21, 2017, 10:23:42 PM
bitches
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 21, 2017, 10:36:22 PM
is this milf hot
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Post by: Socks on March 21, 2017, 10:47:45 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on March 21, 2017, 10:36:22 PM
is this milf hot


no unfortunately. but she is weird, you could tell her psychological self is ideal for pleasure and abuse but her physical form makes my dick fall in on itself like a new sinkhole.