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WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Started by Socks, February 20, 2017, 12:48:53 PM

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Socks

there is this weird fake cunty bitch at work, upper 40s and shit, and she never refers to her husband as MY HUSBAND.
it's always just "gary".

gary cut the lawn this weekend
gary took out our boat this weekend
gary and i went to the holiday party
gary is a good guy.

(all actual quotes)

gary

gary

gary

gary

like bitch is he your fucking husband or some fucking dude you live with called GARY.

what the fuck man

i don't know why it bothers me so much but it fucking does.

like did she jut marry this guy to live with him and call him gary and shit?

what the fuck

i hate this fucking shit i am not getting married so some fucking cunt can call me marjus all day.

i will fucking bury her.

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

"So Help Me God If The Wife Refers To Me By My God Given Name, I Will Smite Her Down With My Horse Breaking Hand" - Socks

ME##

marjus cut down the bitch gary

Socks

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on February 20, 2017, 04:25:24 PM
"So Help Me God If The Wife Refers To Me By My God Given Name, I Will Smite Her Down With My Horse Breaking Hand" - Socks


holy shit sir notsid. you have to start summarizing my posts from now on. and be the official scribe and script master to 2024 election of socks.

rdl


Daddy

Maybe she wants you to have sex with her while Gary watches?

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2017, 06:31:34 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on February 20, 2017, 04:25:24 PM
"So Help Me God If The Wife Refers To Me By My God Given Name, I Will Smite Her Down With My Horse Breaking Hand" - Socks


holy shit sir notsid. you have to start summarizing my posts from now on. and be the official scribe and script master to 2024 election of socks.
a buck is a buck you got it sockarooni

Travis

at least she isn't saying hubby

C.Mongler


Hiro

what the actual FUCK is this post

FAMY2

Quote from: Khadafi on February 20, 2017, 08:02:37 PM
Maybe she wants you to have sex with her while Gary watches?


Or maybe she wants him to have sex with Gary while she watches.


C.Mongler


Socks

Quote from: FAMY2 on February 22, 2017, 03:53:56 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 20, 2017, 08:02:37 PM
Maybe she wants you to have sex with her while Gary watches?


Or maybe she wants him to have sex with Gary while she watches.



of all the people tsk tsk tsk missy

Quote from: C.Mongler on February 22, 2017, 05:31:23 AM
maybe shes gay


no she's just a cunt and gary is unfortunate to have married such a lizard

C.Mongler

im pretty sure its illegal to marry lizards anyway but i really couldnt tell ya


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